InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Innocent ❯ Mission Failed (Badly) ( Chapter 3 )

Rainy report: This fanfic was written after the `Double Takeout' since I have a strike of inspiration from my mind… Tell me if you all really don't like it. I mean it! ^_^

Disclaimers: Periwinkle is white, lotus is pink, I dun own Inuyasha, I and know it! (Kinda sucks…)

 

Yuki sniggered rudely in Tohru's side pocket. Seeing Kyou hit by a rock and seeing stars will be worth in a million years!

Tohru smiled before hooking herself on the roof.

Kagome looked up and cursed. “All because of that neko-boy, I'll be the last again!” Kyou rubbed his head and yelled, “Blame yourself, woman! How da know that I'm the cat?!”

Kagome flared again. Kyou whimpered and changed his sentence, “I mean, Ka-go-me.” The latter sniffed and screamed out, “Go on the roof first and I'll tell ya!”

Kyou growled and clambered his way up like a cat. Kagome blinked before scampering up before Kyou catches up.

“Right…” Kagome smoothed her clothes before continuing.

Kyou pouted and Tohru was facing her back at them. Yuki had transformed back and had worn his clothes.

“Like I said, I am a miko and I'll always be a miko so get me so that you all will understand that I'm really a damn MIKO!!” Kagome huffed at the boys and turned around.

Tohru then yelled in triumph in did a victory dance around. “I did it; I did it, oh yeah yeah yeah…” Kagome clapped her hands and called out in a commanding manner. “Follow the leader, you all.”

Kyou then whispered under his breath and grumbled, “How can she be a miko when she is not that pure? Using all the words and hitting others…”

Kagome paused. Kyou slapped a hand to his mouth and freaked out. “I forgot…She can hear me...”

Kagome sneezed violently and complained, “Arg! Either I'm down with a cold or someone is talking bad about me!” Kyou heaved a sigh of relief.

Tohru shushed the boys and Kagome and she placed her ears at a wall down the stairs. “I can hear a hollow sound in here. Something like a…”

Kyou supplied helpfully, “Mr. Toya?” Yuki stared at him like his mind has escaped Kyou's head.

“No, you nitwit! He's our teacher and its dead night now.” Kagome clapped her hands and muttered an incarnation when placing her hands on the wall. The boys stepped down the stairs while Tohru closed her eyes and opened her mouth too.

Suddenly, the wall bore a large hole. Or is it?

Tohru said gleefully, “I knew it! It's the air-con!” Kyou and Yuki fell down amine style, sweat-dropping. Kagome slapped her hand over Tohru's back and laughed. “Smart!”

“Uh guys…” Tohru suddenly whispered. All the three of them held a similar expression. “I think I can hear something going to deactivate…” Tohru clapped her hand over her ears. `BRINGGG!!!'

Kagome and Tohru clasped each of their hands and rapt in a surprising fast way. But… Yuki and Kyou fell and hit the wall when they heard it… “Teleport, teleport, teleport…” For a full 2 minutes, it did not work, but when a second ticked past, they were teleported.

“ARG! WHY DID YOU BRING US HERE!?” Kyou flapped his hands about and screamed in a `kawaii' way. Kagome cracked open one eye and gasped.

“ We're in Feudal Era! Quick, Tohru!” Kagome sat down again like lightning and whispered again, only that she was sweating and was extremely fast. Too late…

“Kagome! You are finally back! Come on! We need to collect the shards…”

Kagome heard Inuyasha's voice and speed up. Finally, when Inuyasha saw them, they teleported away. “Bitch...”

Kagome suddenly stopped and clambered back from the time tunnel. “S.I.T!” She screamed and climbed back.

“Owww!!!” A long string of curses flew from the hanyou's mouth as he kissed the ground.

 

Along somewhere at the forest…

Sango stopped wiping her boomerang and stood up. “Hmm? What's wrong, Lady Sango?” Miroku asked. “I thought I just heard Inuyasha scream…” Sango replied while she furrowed her brows.

Suddenly, Sango felt the all too familiar grope and used her boomerang (A/N: Srry! I dunno how ta spell her boomerang name!) to bob on Miroku's head. Shippo shook his kawaii head and sighed.

 

Soon, the foursome was back at Shigure's house.

“Its fun. Right? Tohru? Baka Neko? Yuki?” Kyou bristled. Tohru put her hand up and agreed wholeheartedly, Yuki smiled and nodded.

“Fun?! You call this fun?! I can't believe how you did it?!” Kyou yelled. Kagome put up a finger and waved it at Kyou's face.

“Easy. Just open your mouth and say, `Fe-u-n' Okay?” Kagome yawned and disappeared through the door. “Goodnight…”

Kyou fell to the ground, fainted from the sheer exhumation of having half of his life gone and clipped with the insolent answer Kagome gave him. “Kyou! Are you okay?!”

Yuki shook his head and went in first, muttering, “I'm washing my hands off this.”

 

Rainy's pleas: Come on! Its gotta be the lamest fanfic ever! But… since it's my creation, It should be worth something… Give me reviews! I've gotta live by it!

 

Sneaky look on the Superstars sayings…

 

All: … …

Rain: What?! Its gotta the nicest fanfic I've written of all of ya!

Kyou: The heck! It's the dumps.

Rain: (rushes back to the computer and types) Kagura came and kissed Kyou and married him…

Kyou: Hey! Rain, you're gonna die for…, ofm!

Kagura popped in and squeezed Kyou before beating the living hell out of him.

Kagura: WHY DID YOU NOT CONTACT ME!!! (Black Kagura)

Kyou: Nosebleed, black eye and fainted.

All include Rain: Sweatdrop and keep quiet.

Rain: Well, all that have a foul mouth like Kyou ends up like Kyou! BuaiBuai! The nxt chappie should be up soon, and Kyou will have a concussion and a coma!

Kagura: Kyou! Who is so evil to beat you up until so badly!?

All: -_-“'