InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Idol ❯ Episod 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: Kirie

ANIME IDOL

Washu & Co.

Episode 1

Plum: Hi, I'm your host, Plum from the clamp Manga Chobits! Lets start the show! Here on anime idol, famous anime stars can have that chance to further their careers and fulfill their dreams of being a singer…

On today's show we'll be hosting characters from the series, Chobits, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, and last but not least, Tenchi Muyo! Our judge panel includes, the young and beautiful Rin, from Inuyasha, Shinbo, Plum's former master, From Fullmetal, the amazing (yes he is making me say this) sir Alex Louis Armstrong, and for the Tenchi gang we have, Tenchi!!!!!!

And now, for the contestants, from Tenchi Muyo we have:

Washu

Sassami

And Mihoshi!

From the Inuyasha series we're bringing you:

Inuyasha

His brother Sesshomaru

And Miroku!

And coming from the world of Alchemy we have:

Al Elric

And Lt. Colonel Roy Mustang!

And finally, from my very own manga:

Chi

And Hideki Motosuwa!

And now, without further ado, let the contest begin! First up is Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: *Inuyasha walks on stage wearing some worn blue genes, black cowboy boots, a short sleeved red t-shirt, and a black cowboy hat he's also holding a scotch in his right hand* Hey yawl! *Tips his hat and clears his voice* today I'll be singin' “I love this bar.”

We got winners; we got losers;

Chain smokers and boozers.

An' we got yuppies; we got bikers;

An' we got, thirsty hitchhikers.

And the girls next door dress up like movie stars:

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

We got cowboys; we got truckers;

Broken hearted fools and suckers.

An' we got husslers; we got fighters;

Early birds and all nighters.

And the veterans talk about their battle scars:

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

I love this bar,

It's my kind place.

Just walk in through the front door,

Puts a big smile on my face.

It ain't too far; come as you are.

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

I've seen short skirts; we've got high-techs;

Blue collar boys and rednecks.

An' we got lovers; lots of lookers;

I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers.

And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar:

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar, yes I do!

I like my truck, (I like my truck),

An' I like my girlfriend, (I like my girlfriend),

I like to take her out to dinner;

I like a movie now and then:

But I love this bar,

It's my kind place.

Just toeing around the dance floor,

Puts a big smile on my face.

No cover charge; come as you are.

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I just love this ol' bar.

*Tips his hat up, winks and blows the girls in the front row a kiss* Thanks yawl, see you soon…

Audience: *Claps like mad, a bunch of dudes in cowboy hats stand up and whistle, two girls in the front row faint*

Plum: And now, lets hear from our judges!

Tenchi: *Nods and smiles before writing something down on his pad of paper* Sorry, but I'm not revealing anything, I can say that you have potential…

Rin: *Frowns* The singing was good, but Rin-chan doesn't like country music

Author: who could blame you? *bunch of hicks case me away* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Shinbo: Dude, I've heard better, but then I've also heard worse…

Armstrong: *sparkly crap starts floating around his head and his eyes well up with tears* Oh, my, is there nothing more beautiful than a man trying to discover his dreams? I promise you that I will be a fair judge and use the judging tecnique that has been past down in my family!

Plum: Ok then, to our next contestant, the great, the brilliant, the slightly egotistical *Suddenly a beam of light appears underneath Plum and she is turned into a water sprite* Quack! Well, quack, the show must go, quack, on! Next up is, quack, Washu, quack!

Washu: *Washu walks onstage wearing a white lab coat and big black boots* Hi there! You can all call me little Washu! Today I'm ganna be singing a wonderful song I only recently discovered entitled, “Blinded by science!” *Grabs the microphone and starts dancing around the stage, A & B [encouragement puppets] jump up out of nowhere and dace behind her as her backup singers.

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

Blinded by science, where do I belong?

What's in the future, has it just begun

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

I worry 'bout the world that we live in

I'm worried by all the confusion

I wonder 'bout the lies I've been reading

I wonder where this madness is leading

Is this a road going nowhere?

Or is someone leading us somewhere?

I can't believe we're here for no reason

There must be something we can believe in

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

I'm not an appliance, so don't turn me on

What's in the future, has it just begun

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

What's in the future, has it just begun

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

I worry 'bout the world that we live in

I'm worried by all the confusion

I wonder 'bout the lies I've been reading

I wonder where this madness is leading

Is this a road going nowhere?

Is someone leading us somewhere?

I can't believe we're here for no reason

There must be something we can believe in

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

I'm not an appliance, don't turn me on

What's in the future, has it just begun

Blinded by science, I'm on the run

I'm blinded by science, on the run

Author: Ok, who couldn't see that one coming?!

Audience: *Looks at each other and a few, but not many, clap, one dude coughs* *Beams of light appear underneath each of them and they all begin to clap and cheer, the beams of light disappear*

Washu: Thank you, thank you!

A & B: *Hop up on Washu's shoulder* Washu-chan is the greatest! Washu-chan is the #1 mad scientist and karaoke singer in the unives!

Plum: *no longer a water sprite* um, thank you Washu. And a word from our judges?

Judges: *Shake their heads no out of fear*

Plum: Um, ok, then I guess our next contestant would be, Al Elric!

Audience: *Ed jumps up* Yeah! Beat Mustangs ass little brother! Whoooo!!!!!!!

Plum: Hey! You can't use that kinda language on T.V.! The sensor monkeys will get us!

Sensor Monkeys: OOOOOOOHHH! OOOOOOOOHHH! AHHHHH! *Jump up in seats*

Ed: Oh, uh, sorry…

Author: `k, sorry bout that, momentary bout of insanity! o_O

Al: Um anyways, I'd like to dedicate this song to my brother! He is the one that helped me get where I am today. Thanks Ed!

Audience: Awwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Al: *starts doing the robot*

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Mata ah-oo hima de

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin

With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin

My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.

So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised

I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide

To keep me alive-just keep me alive

Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see

I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free

I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know

I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control

Beyond my control-we all need control

I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask

So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

For doing the jobs that nobody wants to

And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

For helping me escape just when I needed to

Thank you-thank you, thank you

I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology

Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last

To throw away this mask

So everyone can see

My true identity...

I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

Thank you every one! *bows*

Audience: *claps and cheers*

Author: `k, anyone who didn't see that one coming is seriously in need of a brain! *Gets chaised off the stage by a bunch of people who didn't get it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plum: Wasn't that great every one? What do our judges have to say?

Tenchi: Wow, that was great!

Rin: Rin-chan thinks your cute, can Rin-chan have your number? *Dose the call me hand signal*

Al: *Blushes*

Sesshomaru: *growls at Al from back stage*

Al: *runs away in opposite direction*

Plum: Wait! You haven't heard from the rest of the judges!

Rin: *makes the poutty face*

Plum: Um, our next contestant is the beautiful chi!

Chi: *walks onstage wearing a long, but revealing gown* Chi…

Where have all good men gone

And where are all the gods?

Where's the street-wise Hercules

To fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero `til the end of the night

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero `til the morning light

He's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight

In my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach

There's someone reaching back for me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero `til the end of the night

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero `til the morning light

He's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Up Where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning splits the sea

I would swear that there's someone somewhere

Watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain

And the storm and the flood

I can feel his approach

Like a fire in my blood

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero `til the end of the night

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero `til the morning light

He's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life..

Chi!

Audience: *Whoooooo!!!!!!!!!! cheers*

Plum: Thank you Chi! Our next contestant is…

Judges: *interrupts* Hey! What about us?!!!!!!!!

Plum: Oh, sorry, but that's all the time we have for today!! Until next time…