InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Idol ❯ Episode 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Episode 2!!!!!!!!!!!

By

Washu-chan

 

Plum: Hi, and welcome back to, Anime Idol!!!!!! On our last episode we heard the voices of:

 

Inuyasha from Inyasha singing “I love this Bar.”

Chi, from Chobits singing “I need a Hero.”

Washu from Tenchi sining “Blinded by Science.”

And Al from Full Metal Alchemist, singing, “Domo Origato Mr. Roboto.”

 

Now, on with the show! Our first contestant of the day is the amazing, Lt. Colonel Roy Mustang, here to perform Airosmith's hit, “Pink”

 

Mustang: *walks out on stage wearing his usual military uniform, toped off with about 10 pink boas* Greeting good audience! I hope you enjoy my singing half as much as I do! Ha HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Pink- it's my new obsession
Pink it's not even a question,
Pink, on the lips of your lover, 'cause
Pink is the love you discover

Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink 'cause you are so very
Pink it's the color of passion
'cause today it just goes with the fashion

Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do...

Tonight you could be my flamingo
'coz pink is the new kinda of lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It's kink - but you don't ever tell her

Pink it was love at first sight, and
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink it's my favorite crayon, yeah

Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite
And I think, everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

Plum: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the sensor monkeys!???????????

Monkeys: *snores*

Plum: Fewh! Oh wait, what dose that say about the show?! *storms off stage, a few minutes later you hear the monkey scream, then Plum comes back on stage, perky as ever* Now, *clears throat* what do our judges have to say about the performance?

Tenchi: Um…good?

Rin: *Looks over to Sesshomaru who is just off stage* Rin liked it, but what was it about?

Sesshomaru: *whip thing suddenly appears and chases Mustang off stage. Sess pokes his head out of the curtains* Nothing Rin.

Rin: Ok, lord Sesshomaru!.

Plum: Sesshomaru! Stop doing that!

Other Judges: um, what about us? From now on, Rin goes last!

Plum: Ok, that's fair. Now, on to our next guest, the totally adorable, Sassami!

Sassami: Um, hi every body. Thank you for having me, um I'm ganna be singing “I want candy”

can I know a boy who's tough but sweet
he's so fine, she can't be beat
he's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy
I want candy

Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer boy in town
You're my guy, you walked up to order
So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy
I want candy

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Judges: Awwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Plum: Um, was that your only commentary?

Judges: *nod* mmmm-hummm.

Plum: Ok, then, On to our next contestant. You Know him as the serious iun lord, I give you, Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: *walks on stage wearing a white tank top style shirt and tight genes* Um, Hi.

I got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit here staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I have to kiss you when there's no one else around

I got your picture, I got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I want a doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I got your picture, I got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I want a doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a Psyclone Ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...

*clears his throat* `k, well bye. *leaves*

Author: Well someone had to do it!

Plum: Hey! Get back here! You still need to get the judges reviews! Oh whatever!!!!!!!! Moving on! On with the next contestant. Here's Hideki. *sighs and grumbles, I don't even care anymore! Under her breath*

Hideki: Um, sorry? Here you go, I'm singing the song “You're the one I want” from Grease.

I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control

Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

 

You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you

You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

 

Chorus:

You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey

The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey

The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey

The one I need (the one I need), oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

 

If you're filled with affection, 'n you're too shy to convey

Meditate my direction, feel your way

I better shape up, cause you need a man

I need a man, who can keep me satisfied

I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove

You better prove, that my fate is justified

Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

 

Chorus

*sings really badly* Thank you, Thank you.

 

Audience: *crickets sound*

 

Plum: Wow, that was, unique… judges?

 

Armstrong: Uh, no comment…

 

Shinbo: Dude, that may be the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life. You suck.

 

Tenchi: It could be a little better…

 

Rin: Rin's ears hurt.

 

Hideki: *rolls around on the stage for a while yelling that he has no talent what so ever all because of his cheep ass parents and his busy schedule.*

 

Monkey: *Gets up and takes him away* OHHHHHH!

 

Author: Interpretation: you can't say ass, the Monkey is touchy and easily offended.

 

Monkey: *Gets back up and drags away author for saying ass* OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAHHHHH-OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

Author: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Monkey Noooo… remember me!!!!!!!! Rememmmmbberrrrr MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Plum: Because the monkey has stolen our author, we're ganna have to end today's episode, tune in next week (or whenever we can get the author out of the clutches of the sensor monkey) for our third episode of, ANIME IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mumbles that's it, I'm going to the shrinks office!*

 

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Authors notes: HHHHHHHHH, MONKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!