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[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: Kirie

Anime Idol

Episode 3

By,

Author: I have escaped!!!!!!! Horrah! Oh, and I don't own any of the animes I'm currently, uh, butchering… So yeah…On With The Show, oh and thanks to Rei Ayanamiand bob's monkey (especial you for your name O.o not crazy, exactly…)

Plum: Anyways, today's episode is a real special one because it marks the end of round 1. And you know what that means, it's almost time to vote!!!! So, at the end of this round, vote for a candidate from each Anime, and the esteemed Author (not to mention the judges) may or may not heed your opinion. Now, today we only have two contestants, Miroku from Inuyasha and Mihoshi from Tenchi Myo. And now, on with the Show! Welcome to the stage our first contestant, Miss Mihoshi!!!

Audience: Scattered applause…

Mihoshi: *walks on stage waering a yellow sun dress and a cowboy hat and boots* *Eyes start to well up with tears* Oh, no, they already don't like me!!!!

Plum: Nonsense, they love you now sing.

Mihoshi: *Sniffles* OK, I'm ganna sing, Red Neck Woman…

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type

No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night

In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate

I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait

Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip

I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

'Cause I'm a redneck woman

I ain't no high class broad

I'm just a product of my raising

I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'

And I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice

But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price

And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV

No, I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me

Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore

But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door

I'm a redneck woman

I ain't no high class broad

I'm just a product of my raising

I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'

And I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

I'm a redneck woman

And I ain't no high class broad

I'm just a product of my raising

And I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'

And I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

Hell yeah, hell yeah

Hell yeah

I said hell yeah!

So, What do you think?

Audience: Cheers and claps.

Author: I still hate country, and their little horse too!!!!

Hicks in the Audience And Horse: Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Charge!!!!!!!!!!!! Destroy the interloper!!!!!!!!!!

Author: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off stage being chased by hicks and horses*

Plum: Uh, right…soo…judges, anything to say?

Shinbo: I wouldn't be holding out for any prizes…

Mihoshi: What!?!?! You mean you don't like me? But I tried so hard and…and…*starts flat out bawling, and runs off stage*

Other Judges: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! We're never ganna get to review anyone, are we?!!!!!!!

Shinbo: *chuckles nervously* Oh, uh sorry…

Plum: Ok, and now, for our final contestant, please welcome to the stage the talented, Miroku!!!!

Audience: *all the girls cheer madly, except for Sango who is in the front row looking very upset*

Miroku: *bows* Thank you, thank you, your all too kind. Now, before I start I'd just like to dedicate this song to my dearest Sango… *Sango blushes happily in the audiance*

She's a brick house,

She's mighty mighty,

Just letting it all hang out,

She's a bri…

Sango: Henti!!!!!!!!!!!! *boomerang thingy flies on stage and hits Miroku in the head*

Miroku: OWWW!!!!!!!! Now I hardly think that was nessisary!!!!!!!! *sees Sango jumping up on stage, ready to attack* Ahh!!!!! Sango no!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*

Sango: Get back here Hienti!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Chases after him*

Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plum: Well, it seems that, uh, our last contestant will have to be disqualified, because, well, he left without finishing his song…so uh…

Miroku: *goes running past* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sango: *fallows after him* HENTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plum: Uh, the end, I uh, gess…be sure and send in those votes…

Miroku: HELP!!!!!!!! *off in the background*

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Hi, round 1 is over now, so BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, and bye…