InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Shaman King Fan Fiction ❯ Battle Royale: Broken Bonds ❯ Their Pain is Her Fun ( Chapter 4 )

1. Kenshin Himura
2. -Sanosuke Sagara- knife/Siri
3. Yahiko Myojin
4. Kaoru Kamiya
5. Aoshi Shinamori
6. Misao Makimachi
7. Soujiro Seta
8. Heero Yuy
9. Duo Maxwell
10. Trowa Barton
11. Quatre Winner
12. Wufei Chang
13. Relena Peacecraft
14. Zechs Marquise
15. -Yoh Asakura (w/ Amidamaru)- Kwan-Dao/Ren
16. Anna Kyoyama
17. HoroHoro (w/ Kororo)
18. Ren Tao (w/ Bason)
19. Lyserg Diethel (w/ Morphin)
20. -Inuyasha- collar
21. Kagome Higarashi
22. Sesshoumaru
23. Naraku
24. Miroku
25. Kouga

"Those poor people." Kenshin sighed as he, Kaoru, and Yahiko continued along a beaten path, "I don't understand what would cause these characters and authors to want to kill one another, that I don't."

"They just forget who their friends are and only care about themselves." Yahiko cried.

"Oh, Kenshin!" Kaoru exclaimed as she turned around to face him, "Don't go back to your mercenary ways!"

"Oh, please, Racoon." Yahiko sighed, "Kenshin isn't going back to being the Battousai so long as I am around!"

Something rustled in the brush beind Kaoru, then it jumped out and stabbed her with the spike on the handle end of an axe. The whiny sensei went limp in Kenshin's arms before being thrown to the ground by...

"Miss Iris!" shouted Kenshin.

"Hello, love." Iris sneered as she licked the blood off her axe, "Beautiful day to kill, ne?"

"You of all people should have been able to resist those monologues!" Yahiko said.

"Which is why I was forced to also read fanfiction including my least favorite coupling." She brought the axe up to rest on her shoulder.

"Miss Iris, please don't do this."

"You don't understand, Kenny-chan." the crazed author pulled the axe off her shoulder and held it above her head, "I have been waiting years to do this!"

Kenshin and Yahiko watched in horror as the gleaming blade sunk into Kaoru's neck, missing her collar by inches. Her blood splattered over Iris's flares and 'Jefferson Athletics' shirt. Yahiko jumped as the sounds of his sensei's neck splitting reached his ears. Iris kneeled down and picked Kaoru's head up off the ground.

"If only Sanosuke could see this." she sneered, holding the head near her face as if it were a prize, "He would love the memories."

She flipped the head over her shoulder as she let the axe drag behind her. Kenshin's eye filled with tears as he looked down at his blood stain kimono and hands. He clenched his hands and followed after Iris.

"You bitch!"

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"I can't believe that Heero made us split up." Duo leaned back onto the wall of the shack he had found, "That's the stupidest thing-"

"This is ridiculous." A gorgeous silver haired demon through the door of Duo's hide-out, "To be dragged down into some stupid massacre. Not that there's anything wrong with a bloody out all battle of the best."

"Umm, excuse me." Duo blushed as he tugged on the demon's floofy boa.

"..." the youkai glared down at Duo, "Not that all the players are the best." He snorted.

"I'm Duo Maxwell." Duo smiled and held his hand out.

"Sesshoumaru." he growled.

"Oh... well.." Duo put his hand down, "Kinda crazy, huh?"

"Eh?"

"This whole thing we're stuck in. Have to fight for our right to live-" Duo made some jabbing motions "- or die trying."

Sesshoumaru walked to the opposite side of the rickety mess of wood. The lonely air returned around the chipper G-pilot. He sighed and rolled over to his side to take a nap.

::That pitiful human is no threat. I'll let him live if he leaves me alone.::

*elsewhere*

"Say what?" Siri said, slamming her hands into the control panel of her headquarter, "Sesshoumaru's not tearing him apart?"

"Th-that's right ma'am." answered a jittery technician who was sitting right in front of the insane clone.

"Well, turn on Duo's OOC chip and reverse it!"

"Reverse-" Siri pulled her gun out and shot the technician in the shoulder, "it?!?!?!"

"Yes, dammit." she growled, "Question my actions again and it'll be your head!"

"Yes ma'am!"

*with Duo and Sesshoumaru*

A quiet beeping noise woke the two bishounen's. Duo was suddenly struck with an urge to talk at a high speed.

"Say... you know what?" he started, "WhenyoucameinIthoughtyouwereagirl,butmanwasIwrong! Yougetit? Man? You'reaguyandIwaswrongaboutyourgender? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Sesshoumaru tried to glare the braided bastard into submission, but he only seemed to talk louder and faster.
"YouknowsomepeoplethinkI'mgay?Inallactuallity,IdolikeHee ro,he'sgotareallynicebodyandsometimesitmakesmejealous.Imean,thatguyh asthishcicktrailinghimaroundlikealost...chick!HAHAHA!Imadeanotherfunny!But, seriously,shenotreallysomethingtolookat,butforHeerothebesthecoulddowouldbeh erormeIguess,ifheswungthatway.Ithinkhedoes,but... hey... wasswiddamadlook?"

Sesshoumaru rose to his feet and stormed over to Duo, "Your obnoxious rambling has me at rope's end! Shut the fuck up!"

Duo laughed nervously, but the more nervous he became, the faster he talked, "Haha.2badj00donthavvaropetastranglemehwithuh?Ropesareallehannoyingthingtah vvarounditsjustsolongandbotherrsomeand-!"

The enraged dog demon grabbed Duo's braid and tied it around his neck. Pleased with his work, Sesshoumaru hung Duo by a rafter with his braid. As the beautiful boy gasped his last breaths, Sesshoumaru softly kissed his lips then stabbed a button into his neck. He wiped the blood off on Duo's shirt and left the dug-out.

*Siri*

"Oh.. oh! Lady Siri! It worked!" The technician turned around to further praise his leader, only to meet up with her gun. Siri shot the poor man directly through his temple. Blood stained the computers and other terrified technicians.

"Of course it worked, you fool." Siri mumbled as she dragged the body to her back room. She opened the door and threw it in. The body plopped against Yoh, Sanosuke, and Inuyasha, adding onto the slowly decaying pile, "I am invincible in this game."

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