InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

It's A Sequel!

More things about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha you didn't know (and you really didn't want to know) " bwahahahaha, that means that you have to read even more about us (yes, yes, you know you love us " Principessa-chan to Penguin-chan)

Author's Note: As you might remember (err…probably not, but you know the drill…), the last story ended with " dun dun dun " Folken-sama (*swoon*) and Quatre-sama (*another swoon*) about to have a duel to the death over the smiling Penguin. So, knowing that the story was going in a generally downward direction (well, it's really kinda hard to say in what direction it was truly going, I mean, for all I know it could have been going slightly to the right and then turning thirty degrees to the left, but hey, we might as well stick to colloquial sayings… " Principessa cuts in (yeah, guess who's typing this, once again!) " Penguin! We're talking about the path of a story, we're not talking about canyon roads!!! Anyway, since I'm still talking, I decided to use my power as an au-tho-ress and a character to try to remedy the situation.

Principessa/Celena: REWIND!!!

(The scene suddenly changes back to right before Quatre enters. Van is just about to tell Dryden that they "dropped in for some tea.")

Van: …so we decided to drop in for some….

Principessa/Celena: *running in front of Van* COFFEE! We decided to drop in for some coffee.

Van: Celena, what are you doing?

Principessa/Celena: Just say coffee!

Van: Okay…so we just decided to drop in for some coffee.

(All stare at Principessa/Celena, puzzled. Only Penguin seems to understand, and she looks furious.)

Penguin: Yo! What's the big idea? I WANT MY QUATRE-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Principessa/Celena: One of them was going to die! It's better if that whole part didn't happen!

Penguin: *with hearts for eyes* But I kinda liked it when they were all jealous and swooning over me and prepared to die over me…and Folken Lacour de Fanel-sama said he wanted me to bear his child….

Folken: I never wanted you to bear my child and I never will.

Shippou: Wait, I remember…kinda…at one point he said he did…but it's all fuzzy….did it really happen?

Penguin: In an as-of-now alternate future *more glares at Principessa/Celena*

Miroku: I'M CONFUSED!!! What's going on here?

Principessa/Celena: Alright, if you all REALLY want to know, I'll tell you. So after Van says that we "dropped in for some T-E-A," a person from Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing named Quatre comes in. He's another one of Penguin's bishounen…

Penguin: Ah, watashi no Quatre Raberba Winner-sama…

Principessa/Celena: …so, when he comes in, he and Folken get all jealous of each other and try to kill each other. As it looked like one of them was going to die if SOMETHING didn't happen, I used my power as an au-tho-ress to, um, rewind the story so that it hadn't happened.

Folken: ME? Jealous of another bishounen? Preposterous!

Principessa/Celena: It happened. And you did ask Penguin to bear your child.

Penguin: Yup, it was WONDERFUL….

Folken: I don't believe you " I would never resort to such.

Principessa/Celena: Well, Shippou, you remember, don't you?

Shippou: Hai! Well, eh, sorda….

Penguin: Oh! Oh! Penguin has important-ish kinda info!!! Since Principessa/Celena-chan and I have discovered the wonderful world of online translations, we have been able to get up pretty far in the Inu-Yasha (not the character, the manga, you schmos!) plot. Yeah! So, maybe we can add in some plot-twisty interesting character people. Sound good to everyone? Well, too bad! We're doing it! Okay, I'm done. Principessa?

Principessa/Celena: Right…whatever she said.

Penguin: Wha?

All Inu-Yasha characters: *groan* Don't put more people in here!

Inu-Yasha: Don't put that stupid, good-for-nothing, show-stealing, ugly, weakling wolf, Kouga in here!

Kagome: *falsely and mockingly sweet* And if you could maybe leave out a certain priestess who drives Inu-Yasha do to insane things every time she appears by the name of Kikyou, I would be ever so appreciative.

Inu-Yasha: Ah, I wish she'd come…I miss her.

Kagome: No you don't! She's not coming!

Inu-Yasha: Yes I do! She is!

Kagome: NO!

Inu-Yasha: YES!

Kagome: If Kikyou comes, I'll call Kouga MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu-Yasha: *splat* BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Principessa/Celena: Anno…I'm really sorry, but, you can't call people, they just come. Anybody can come of their own free will.

Kagome: Then I'll call Kouga with my heart and let him find me!

Inu-Yasha: (trying to get up and failing miserably) WHAT?!?!?! You…(*on behalf of such audiences as Kanna-chan, both Principessa/Celena-chan and I (Penguin " duh!) decided it would be, well, unwise to write what he actually says. Thanks for your cooperation and all that good stuff.*)

Principessa/Celena: If you're doing this for Kanna-chan, we just might want to put *box*, she'd know what that meant.

Inu-Yasha: Eh? Since when did *box* mean anything?

Kagome: Hey, watch who you're calling a *box*!!!!

Inu-Yasha: What's a box?

Penguin: It's a squarish object with six sides.

Principessa/Celena: Not a box, a *box*! It's an alternative term for (sorry Kanna-chan) "female dog."

Penguin: Why did you apologize to Kanna-chan? You should apologize to Inu-Yasha.

Inu-Yasha: That's an insult?

Principessa/Celena: Well, b**** means female dog…

Inu-Yasha: What? WHAT?! You fools! You d*** bakas! What the f*** do you think your f****ing talking about?!?!?!

Principessa/Celena: Yes, I know we've read the on-line mangas, but why don't we just make it easier on ourselves and have him talk like he does in the VIZ mangas with all the editing to make everyone happier.

Inu-Yasha: *grumble grumble grumble*

Principessa/Celena: Gomen nasai….

Penguin: Hey, are we ever gonna have a plot in this story? We're already 3 pages in and we still don't have a plot!!!

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! WE NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE PLOT IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!