InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )
Millerna: *enters pushing a tray of little tea princess cakes and coffee* Anyone hungry?
(All flock over to Millerna's cart and begin to eat as Dilandau enters through the roof in Alseides with his Dragon Slayers.)
Dilandau: *Darn* it, I couldn't kill him! I tried and I tried and killed him over and over, but he just wouldn't die!
Gatti: So we gave up.
Shesta: We didn't destroy the floating fortress either, so you should all come back.
Eriya and Naria: *running over to Folken Lacour de Fanel-sama* we will take you back, Folken-sama! Away from her. *point at Penguin*
Penguin: I'm going too! Wherever you go, my dear, sweet, Folken Lacour de Fanel-sama, I shall follow!
Folken: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
Principessa/Celena: Alright, let's all just go back to the floating fortress. *snaps her fingers and they're all back on the floating fortress* Oh, by the way, I'm going to be Celena from here on out and not be my author-self. Yea.
Van: Whoa, how'd you do that?
Celena: Do what?
Penguin: She's no longer Principessa-chan, remember? i.e., she no longer has her special au-tho-ress powers like I do. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Van: *stares* . . .
(All are on the main floor of the floating fortress. The first thing that they notice is that a young woman appears to be asleep in the corner. She has a small bundle in her arms.)
Van: Who is that?
Miroku: She wasn't here when we left…ooh, more practice material….
Hitomi: Do you think she's okay?
Kagome: Let's go see if we can help her out.
Sango: Well, come on, what're we waiting for?
(Hitomi, Kagome, and Sango wander over to the new girl. Celena does not join them, instead she clings to Allen in her cute and shy way. The three women kneel beside the girl on the floor and gently wake her up.)
Kagome: Are you alright?
Hitomi: What's your name? Are you lost?
New-Girl: *awakes with a start and protectively clutches her bundle* Huh?
Sango: Your name, child. What's your name?
New-Girl: *looks around, her eyes nervous and accusing* Erinah.
Kagome: Well, Erinah, what are you doing here? Are you okay?
Erinah: *shrugs, still peering about*
Sango: We're not going to hurt you, calm down.
Hitomi: What's wrong?
Erinah: Well, everyone left, so I thought perhaps it would be safe to come out. But then you all came back. So now you all know I'm here. Ask Folken. He knows who I am.
Folken: *walking over, ignoring the angry glares of Eriya, Naria, and Penguin, looking surprised* Erinah?
Erinah: Hello.
Kagome: *to Hitomi* There's got to be a story behind all this.
Sango: What's she holding? Is that a kid?
Kagome and Hitomi: (*baby begins to cry*)…
Erinah: *removing some of the cloth* This is Sarinan, my daughter. Hey, where am I? I don't remember you…. *points to all three girls* Two of you don't even look like you're from this anime.
Hitomi: And you are…? What anime are you from? I'm from Tenkuu no Escaflowne.
Erinah: I'm a Tenkuu no Escaflowne fan-fic character. I was the girlfriend of a Zaibach soldier who was killed by Dilandau. I hide out in the floating fortress.
Kagome: Oh…well, Sango and I are from Inu-Yasha. I'm very sorry for your loss.
Erinah: *shrugs* If you don't mind, could we NOT talk about that?
Sango: `course.
Penguin: *creeping up behind Folken* So, watashi no Folken Lacour de Fanel-sama, how do you fit into all of this?
Eriya and Naria: *also creeping* Yeah…?
Folken: Well, in the fan-fic, I discover her after Dilandau kills her boyfriend and I try to help her.
Erinah: I don't want your help. I've learned the truth about you Zaibach people.
Penguin: Well, at least she doesn't like him. For a minute there I thought you were going to say you two had some sort of a love situation.
Erinah: ME? Love…him? Most I could do is not hate his guts! That's the kindest I could feel about him.
Folken: *looking sad* Hmm…. I do try to help you.
Erinah: As I said, I'm not interested. So, what is this place anyway? And who are all you people?
Miroku: *looking concerned* Oh, you poor thing. Do you need anything in your time of need? Perhaps I could help you…comfort you….
Erinah: Do I need anything in my time of need? What the *heck*? I depend on myself, thanks.
Miroku: But, you're one hot babe! Will you please bear my child?
*Collective *shoot**
Erinah: *SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Excuse me! Do you think that just because I have a child that I'm the local prostitute?
Kagome: It's okay, he says that to every woman.
Erinah: *stares at Miroku* Right….
Miroku: Must remember not to hit on all the scary ones….
Sango: So…how old are you?
Erinah: 17.
Hitomi: That's it?!
Erinah: *shrugs*
***Moment of awkward silence***
Folken: *turning bright red* Erinah…I…I…I love you!
***Another moment of awkward silence***
Penguin, Eriya, Naria: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hitomi: Of all the girls who love him, he has to pick the one who doesn't.
Kagome: Why does this somehow sound very familiar…?
Inu-Yasha: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
Kagome: Nothing, nothing.
Erinah: You…love me?
Folken: Yes!
Erinah: Don't waste your breath. I don't love you. Why don't you love one of your little fan-girls?
Penguin, Eriya, Naria: We are NOT little fan-girls, you…you…you…*BOX*!!!!!!!!!!
Erinah: …?
Inu-Yasha: Hey! I resent that!
Penguin: Ah, shut up, you dumb dog.
Inu-Yasha: *approaching Penguin with his Tetsusaiga* You dare…
Kagome: Don't make me say it!
Inu-Yasha: *making a swing at Penguin* SHI'INE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilandau: Hey! That's MY line!
Viole: Yes, my darling Dilandau-sama.
Celena: Don't kill her! Killing people's bad!!!!!
Kagome: OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *B-TONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Hey, how is it that in all that time that I swung, I didn't hit you?
Penguin: I'm the au-tho-ress, `member?
Celena: Yeah, you can't kill the au-tho-ress.
Erinah: I'm going to go walk over to this side of the room. I think the people there are slightly more sane.