InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

It's late at night and they reserve a space to serve as a girl's dormitory, and another for a boy's dorm. Needless to say, that doesn't mean that people such as Penguin, Eriya, and Naria don't sneak into the boy's dorm to go and have their fun " or at least try. Anyhoo, as they bring their junk/belongings (depending on the person) into their dorms and set up their bunks, Allen comes across a very mysterious person with long, flowing, white hair in the boy's dorm.)

Allen: Whoa, guys, there's some hot chick in our dorm!

Van, Miroku, Folken, Inu-Yasha, Jajuka, Shippou, Dragon Slayers, Dilandau: *entering into the room*

Miroku: Ooooooooooooooh, WHERE?!?!

Van: Why is there a girl in our dorm?

Dilandau: Hot? Is she on fire?

Van: I refuse to sleep in the same dorm as that guy!!!

Folken: Maybe she could get my mind off of Erinah….

(But, Inu-Yasha has a very, eh, INTERESTING reaction as he sees the person sitting on his bunk in the dark.)

Inu-Yasha: *drawing Tetsusaiga* KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SE-SE-SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gatti: I take it you know this woman.

Inu-Yasha: Woman? Woman? This is my BROTHER, you dolt!

All: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?

Sesshoumaru: *steps out followed by Jaken and Rin* Why hello there, little brother. As always, it is not a pleasure to see you. Hmm, and your face is as hard to look at as ever.

Inu-Yasha: Shut up, you feminine dog!

*everyone laughs*

Inu-Yasha: What? What?

Allen: Did you just call your brother a *box*?

Inu-Yasha: *drawing his sword* Damate, baka…!

Sesshoumaru: Nani?

Jajuka: *to Rin* Why, hello there, little girl.

Rin: Konnichiwa!

Inu-Yasha: What the *heck* are you doing here?!

Sesshoumaru: I'm here to piss you off and to get a hold of the Tetsusaiga.

Inu-Yasha: *groan* This is getting old.

Sesshoumaru: Actually, truth be told, I just kind of appeared. I don't know how, but all of a sudden I found I had…arrived.

Rin: We traveled in light! It was fun.

Jaken: For you, perhaps!

Jajuka: Well, little girl, would you mind going to sleep in the girl's dorm?

Rin: I have to ask Sesshoumaru-sama, Is it okay?

Sesshoumaru: Sure. Do what you wish.

Sesshoumaru VO: That blue-haired person is rather pretty….

Penguin: *appearing from behind Folken* FOLKEN LACOUR DE FANEL-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't wanna sleep in the girl's dorm, I wanna sleep with YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *darn*

Inu-Yasha: Eh??

Folken: Not right now, Penguin. I'm not in the mood.

Penguin: You mean…maybe later?!

Folken: *angrily* No! As in I'm not in the mood for your games!

Dilandau: Game?

*All stare at Dilly*

Dilandau: Why are you staring? You said game. Does the game have fire in it?

Folken: No, you annoying pyro. Go sleep and dream of flames.

Penguin: Well, it does have the flame of passion, but that's a little different….

Sesshoumaru: So, are you his woman?

Penguin: Yup!

Folken: NO! I love Erinah.

Sesshoumaru: He has a different woman?

Van: She doesn't like him.

Sesshoumaru: *scratching of head* So…do you have a woman? I mean…are you free?

Folken: No.

Penguin: Ah, come on. You KNOW I turn you on.

Rin: Turn him on? I don't get it.

Jajuka: Come on, little girl. I'll take you over to the girl's dorm. *takes Rin by the hand and takes her over to the girl's dorm*

(Meanwhile, in the girl's dorm, all of the girls are sitting around in their underwear talking….)

Jajuka: *knocks* Pardon me.

*All girls duck under their beds*

Celena: *opening the door, fully clothed* Hai?

Jajuka: We found this little girl in the boy's dorm, so….

Celena: Oh, come in.

Rin: *running in* Yea!

Jajuka: Oh, you may be interested to know. It appears that Inu-Yasha's brother has arrived and seems to, eh, possibly harbor an affection for Folken. See ya. *leaves*

*Celena closes the door, all girls come out, looking shocked*

Kagome: Sesshoumaru…

Sango: …likes…FOLKEN?!

Hitomi: Who's Sesshoumaru?

Kagome: Inu-Yasha's older youkai brother.

Celena: Youkai…?

Kagome: Eh, yeah. Inu-Yasha is half-youkai, and his brother is all youkai.

Hitomi: The only thing I know about demons is people seem to call me a demon when they get mad at me.

Celena: Well, you see through their stealth cloaks, so they think you have some kind of power. Besides, they think you're cursed because you're from the Mystic Moon.

Hitomi: Well, that's true, but still….

Erinah: *looking up* What's this about youkai?

Celena: They have them where…those people come from.

Hitomi: And apparently we have some here now.

Kagome: Well, they aren't all bad. Shippou is youkai.

Celena: Okay….

Kagome: What I'm more worried about is Sesshoumaru liking Folken.

Hitomi: Yeah, and how his harem will react when they find out.

Sango: Speaking of harem, where's his number one fan…?

Celena: Hmm? Penguin's not here….

Rin: *bouncing on the bed* It's bouncy-bouncy!

*All look over at Rin with affectionate, adoring smiles*

Kagome: She's so cute! Who are you?

Rin: I'm Rin! I follow Sesshoumaru around!

Sango: She's with Sesshoumaru?

Rin: The blonde lady said that she turned Folken on. I don't understand…is Folken a water pump? You can turn those on!

All: Eh… O.o

Celena: I don't think he's a water pump….

Kagome: *head in hands* Oi!

Erinah: *making a bed for Rin* Here ya go! You can sleep here.

Rin: *climbing in* Arigatou! Ooh, soft soft soft….

*All fall asleep except Kagome and Sango, who sit together off to the side in the dark to talk.*

Kagome: Do you think we should go in and see if they're all okay in the boy's dorm? I mean, I just hope there's no bloodshed.

Sango: That might not be a bad idea…. I mean, Sesshoumaru even without this weird love-twist is bad enough, but if he does like Folken, and Penguin's over there, well, it just could cause some major issues.

Kagome: Besides, there's that guy, Van, and he and Dilandau can't stand each other. With so much rivalry and hatred in the dorm, disaster is sure to follow!

(The two get dressed and creep over to the boy's dorm. They open the door to the room, but it is completely dark. As their eyes adjust, they see that everyone in the room has collapsed on the floor, obviously after a huge fight, as the room is in disarray. Off to the side, Sesshoumaru is slumped over Folken and Penguin is curled around her love. All is quiet.)

Kagome: They are…alive, right?

Sango: I don't know…Think we should check?

Kagome: Alright….

*They go around checking people's pulse " everyone's alive*

Kagome: Well, that's good, I guess…..

Sango: Let's go to bed.