InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Four ( Chapter 4 )

(Next day dawns bright and sunny, kinda like a day out in the jungle, if you know what I mean. Okay, maybe not, but you'll see soon. The girls are all waking up in their dorm.)

Celena: You know what we need? We need cute little print pj's!

Kagome: Yeah! We do! Those are way adorable!

Sango: Nani…? Anyway, I'm going to see if the guys are all still living and up and about yet….

Hitomi: Guys still living? Nani?

Kagome: Sometimes it's better not to ask.

*Sango wanders out into the main room and sees, not the boys, but a large baboon sitting with his back to her, looking as if it was plotting something. She runs back into the girl's room.*

Sango: *panicked* Kagome! It's Naraku " in his baboon pelt!

Kagome: Here?! *Shoot*!

Celena: Huh? Who's here?

Rin: The big evil guy from Inu-Yasha series!

Celena: Big…evil…guy?

Erinah: *waking* What's going on?

*Screams can be heard from outside. All of the girls run out to see what's going on, throwing bathrobes/kimonos on. Outside they see Shippou clinging to Inu-Yasha and Miroku hiding half-dressed behind Inu-Yasha as well as Penguin clinging to Folken, just copying everyone's reaction.*

Penguin: Ooooh, it's a big scary animal!

Inu-Yasha: Naraku…show yourself, you coward!

*Naraku turns around and faces Inu-Yasha, although no part of Naraku's face is visible.*

Sesshoumaru: Your garb has become much more ape-like since last we met, Naraku.

Celena: Wait…the big evil guy is a…monkey?

Kagome: No, he wears a monkey pelt.

Celena: Actually, I think that one is a monkey….

Inu-Yasha and co.: Eh?

Penguin: Yup, sure is!

Inu-Yasha: *charges at it with Tetsusaiga just to make sure* Kyaaaaa!

Baboon: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into a corner* mipmipmipmipmip (for all who don't know, that's baboon whimpering noises)…. *starts scratching its underarms*

Sesshoumaru: Perhaps it truly is a monkey….

Penguin: Told'ja! *snuggle*

Celena: Copyright of Mariemeia!

Baboon: Mip??? MipmipmipMIP???

Rin: *walking up to it* I think it's just an animal. Kawaii! *pet pet*

Inu-Yasha: As we can probably assume that if it really was Naraku he would've pulled something by now, and it's really doubtful he would lower himself enough to whimpering and scratching his armpit, I think it's safe to say this one's for real.

Sesshoumaru: Okay, so instead of Naraku we have a real live baboon in our midst. Such an improvement.

*Hitomi opens a pocket TV*

Newscaster: Last night at approximately 11:00 pm, a baboon escaped from the San Diego zoo!

Hitomi: Yup, I think so.

Kagome: Anno…this is way weird.

(As everyone calms down, the real Naraku walks in through the window looking irritated in his human lord form. Everyone instantly stops what they are doing and panics, especially the baboon. Sesshoumaru takes this opportunity to join Penguin in clinging onto Folken. Although Penguin starts yelling about it, everyone else is too busy freaking out to care. Naraku, however, ignores the commotion and strides over to the baboon.)

Naraku: So there you are, you d*** baboon! What, you thought that once I granted you freedom you would get away without paying a price? For your day of freedom, I want your skin!

Baboon: *running away* MIPMIPMIPMIPMIPMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: *easily catching it by the scruff of the neck and carrying it off into a large room with a screen in it* Oh no you don't, you flea-bitten monkey.

Celena: *starts to cry* Is he gonna kill it?

Sesshoumaru: We can only hope. *continues to hold onto Folken for a while before he realizes people are staring, at which point he lets go*

*From offstage, screams and "mipmip"s are heard as Naraku kills and begins to skin the baboon. It is a very long process, but once the screaming and "mipmip"s cease, everyone gathers together, wondering what to do.*

Inu-Yasha: Okay, so Naraku is here, in the next room over skinning a baboon, not even bothering with us. Does anyone else find this a little…queer?

Penguin: Kinky, perhaps? *smiles, still clinging to Folken, who's staring over at Erinah*

Sango: I'm sorry to waste your time, but maybe I don't want to know…but how the *heck* do you consider Naraku skinning a monkey "kinky"?

Penguin: Oh, I don't. It's just that the word "queer" made me think back to the kinky times with my Folken Lacour de Fanel-sama. *sigh*

Folken: There weren't any kinky times.

Penguin: Sure there were, you were just drugged at the time.

Folken: Eh…?

Inu-Yasha: Will you all shut up! We have some more important matters to deal with!

Penguin: Nothing is as important as my Folken-sama!

*Inu-Yasha, fed up with the situation, rushes into the room where Naraku is with Tetsusaiga and tries to attack, but as he comes down he only hits a barrier.*

Naraku: Come back later after I've finished skinning my baboon.

Inu-Yasha: Coward! Fight me!

Naraku: How vexing… *he snaps his fingers and Kohaku appears* Take care of this, Kohaku.

Kohaku: Hou. *he attacks, managing to get them outside as Naraku closes, locks, and puts a spell on the door, but Inu-Yasha manages to knock Kohaku cold pretty quickly. Of course, Sango rushes over to her brother.*

Sango: Kohaku!

Inu-Yasha: *Darn* The door is locked!

Penguin: You know, you gotta wonder what Naraku is doing in a locked room with a dead baboon…it could get very kinky.

Sesshoumaru: What is wrong with you, child? He is not doing anything with that monkey except stripping if of its skin!

Penguin: Sure, but where's your proof? The door's locked.

Sesshoumaru: *to Folken* How do you stand her?

Folken: I don't.

Kohaku: *awakens* Eh…?

Sango: Kohaku! Are you alright?

Kohaku: *looking around* Strange….

Celena: Who's he…?

Sango: My brother…but he's under Naraku's control. He's not even supposed to be alive.

*All look over at her sympathetically/curiously*

Kagome: It's been hard for you, Sango.

Celena: Maybe since you're here and he's here and things are just weird here, maybe you'll be able to fix it.

Hitomi: Yeah, it doesn't look like Naraku has the right frame of mind to control him anyway, I mean he is pretty busy back there with his baboon pelt.

*Everyone's eyes cross as they have a sick thought*

Hitomi: Gomen nasai! I didn't mean it like that!

Penguin: Riiiiiiiight.

Miroku: I never thought about doing it with a dead animal. Sounds kinda gross.

Penguin: Have you ever tried it with live animals?

*All stare at Penguin*

Miroku: …

Penguin: I was just wondering, sheesh. It's not like I'VE ever done it. I'm perfectly content with my bishounen.

Kohaku: *sitting up in Sango's arms* Where am I…? Who are you all…?

Sango: It's okay, you're with me. I'm your sister, your sister Sango.

Kohaku: Sister…why can't I remember you, then?

Sango: You are under Naraku's control, but he's, eh, amusing himself at the moment. There's nothing to worry about, I'll protect you. But if he ever tells you to do something, anything, you tell him "no".

Kohaku: Why?

Sango: Well, he's a very evil demon who revels in manipulation and slaughter, so it is likely that whatever he tells you to do will result in pain and death.

Miroku: *tear* Sango, that was so beautiful…. *hugs her, crying*

Inu-Yasha: It's not gonna work, Miroku….

Sango: Eh….

Miroku: Sango…Sango…will you…-

Sango: Say it and I'll throw my Hiraikotsu whenever you come within twenty feet of me.

Miroku: What? I was just going to ask if you would hold me tighter….

Erinah: If they're in love…why is he hitting on other people?

Kagome: Well, he's Miroku, it's his nature. He's a very…interesting…Buddhist monk with questionable morals, and it's not really been declared that they're in love, but it's pretty obvious.

Van: Buddhist monk? Like those warrior guys in Freid?

Hitomi: Eh, not quite…. He's a Japanese Buddhist monk, from Earth " err " the Mystic Moon.

Kohaku: So…he'll try to tell me to do something…bad…? What do I do if…?

Sango: If you feel anybody trying to make you do anything that you don't want to do, just shout: "NO!" and run over to me. I'll protect you, even if it costs me my life.

Miroku: *weeping and holding on tighter* POOR SANGO!!! *squeeze squeeze*

Sango: *flinch " SLAP!!!!!* Goooooooooooood morning! These are mine, don't touch!

Miroku: D***, so close!

Celena: *wanders over to Kohaku* Ohayou.

Kohaku: Dare…?

Celena: Atashi wa Celena Schezar of Asturia. Where are you from?

Kohaku: I…I don't remember….

Celena: Do you have amnesia? That's sad. But you seem nice

Rin: *hiding behind Sesshoumaru* He's not nice, he tried to kill me!

Sesshoumaru: *glares* Oh, really…?

Kohaku: I…I did…?

Rin: Yes! You were being all nice, and then you tried to kill me! For no reason! We were just walking, and then you pulled your blade-thingee!

Sango: He was being controlled by Naraku, can't you see?

Penguin: *walking over to Kohaku and crouching down in front of him* It's okay, I won't let anything happen to you while you're in my world " I AM the au-tho-ress, you know!

Kohaku: Eh, okay…thanks….

Sango: Whoa, Penguin, you're being nice!

Penguin: Yeah…?

Sango: I've never seen this side of you. This whole time you've just been annoying and clingy.

Celena: Oh, she's not really like that, she's just having fun with Folken because she loves him. But she's really a nice person, just kinda…quirky.

Sango: Having fun…?

Penguin: Yeah! You see, if Folken would do all these things with me without me being the way I was, than I wouldn't be the way I was, I would be some other way more similar to the way I am now, understand all my different ways?

Sango: …I'm lost….

Celena: Me too…but I'm an au-tho-ress too! Sometimes…. And I can say that you know I'm nice, and if Penguin is being mean and tries to make something bad happen, I'll stop her.

Penguin: Hey, why am I being made out as the bad guy here?

(All of a sudden, Duo enters. All stare.)

Duo: Did I hear someone say my line?

Penguin: Eh…Duo? Why are you here…? This is an Escaflowne " Inu-Yasha parody…. Sheesh, just goes to show how little power an au-tho-ress truly has. She can't even decide the fate and the characters of her own fic. *tear*

Celena: Leave FATE out of it!

Penguin: Oh yeah…sorry, man.

Duo: Nani? Where am I? Who are all you strange-looking people?

Hitomi: You're on a Zaibach floating fortress in an alternative world of Tenkuu no Escaflowne.

Duo: Uh-huh…anyway…I'm Duo Maxwell " I'm from Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing, and I'm the Shinigami, master of the Deathscythe and Deathscythe Hell Gundam 02.

Inu-Yasha: Gundam…? What's a Gundam?

Celena: It's similar to a guymelef.

Inu-Yasha: A what?

Penguin: The big klunky robot-thing you rode on in our first fic.

Inu-Yasha: Oh, that thing. You pilot one of those things? Why not use your claws?

Duo: Nani? Claws? I don't have any….

Penguin: He's human through and through. Most people here are, Inu-Yasha.

Inu-Yasha: But he called himself the Shinigami, and only one who can bring death with his fists is worthy of such a title.

Duo: I could kill someone with my fists, it's just not my style.

Kagome: So, what is your function?

Duo: My function? I fight for the colonies against the tyranny of Earth " and then later on I fight for a long-lasting peace between the two.

Sango: Colonies…?

Penguin: It's a future anime, they have mini-earths orbiting in space.

Celena: Like Gaea!

Penguin: Eh, not quite…. Oh, by the way, have you by any chance seen Quatre-sama? I'd really like him to come….

Duo: Quatre? Eh, no, I haven't seen him in a while…I think he's busy working where his father left off.

Penguin: Ah, schnikes.

Kagome: Eh, be right back….