InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Five ( Chapter 5 )

(Kagome walks into the girl's dorm and continues to the bathroom. As she enters, she sees a woman with long black hair sleeping " yes, fully clothed, you sick-minded people! " on the toilet seat.)

Kagome: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps back*

Inu-Yasha: *runs into the girl's bathroom* What is it, Kagome? What's wrong?!

Kagome: No, not you! Get OUT! *tries to shove him out of the room but fails*

Celena and Hitomi: *running in* Nani?! Doushita no?!

Inu-Yasha: Kikyou….

Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why me? Why her?!

Celena: Huh? Who is she?

Dilandau: *rushes in* I heard screaming " are you in pain? *smiles evilly*

Kagome: …what's his problem?

Celena: Well, he's a fate altered version of me, so he's not supposed to even exist. He's violent, bloodthirsty, and has the mind of a small child. He believes everything is a game " except when he is losing.

Kagome: Oh. Sure. Yeah…just what we need. Man, this is getting more and more confusing and generally screwed as we go. I just hope he never runs into Naraku.

Kikyou: *awakens* Eh…? *sees Kagome* You! What are you…wait, where am I? What am I sitting on…?

Celena: Hi, I'm Celena Schezar, you're in Tenkuu no Escaflowne and you're sitting on a toilet.

Kikyou: A what?

Hitomi: Eh…a place where one…relieves oneself….

Kikyou: *jumping off* Kyaaaaa! What the " oh! *sees Inu-Yasha* Inu-Yasha…so you're here, too, with her.

Hitomi: *confused* Nani okurei?

Celena: Somewhat love rivals in a rather confused fashion.

(A loud crash is heard of a sudden. Everyone starts.)

Kikyou: What was that?

Inu-Yasha: Let's go see….

(Everyone on the floating fortress " with exception, of course, to Naraku and the now officially dead baboon " runs out to the lower level. There, it is clear that the Peacemillion from Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing has crashed into the floating fortress. The Peacemillion falls to the surface of Gaea as eight figures clutch onto the outside of the floating fortress. Inu-Yasha, Kagome, and Shippou run to rescue a woman with short platinum black hair. Meanwhile, Miroku and Sango pull up a brunette woman wearing glasses as Allen and Folken rescue a girl with light hair, part back in two braids. Van and Hitomi rescue a boy with brown hair wearing a green tank top and spandex while Penguin rushes to the aid of a platinum blonde boy. Duo runs to help a boy with dark hair dragging into his face while Gatti and Shesta help a man with long blonde hair. Another boy with black hair slicked back in a short ponytail helps himself up, refusing to accept the help of Kikyou.)

Sesshoumaru: What an interesting display…would someone be so kind as to explain what just occurred?

Zechs: Well, we were looking for Duo and found that suddenly there was a huge ship in front of our Peacemillion. There was no way to stop in time, so we crashed and jumped.

Noin: Because Zechs is so fond of crashing into things.

Zechs: *pissed* Noin!

Relena: I think Howard and the rest of the crew died…. There's nothing left of the ship. *bows head*

Quatre: KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*All look over to see Penguin glomping Quatre*

Penguin: QUATRE-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where have you been? I've missed you SOOO much!!!!!!!!!!!

Celena: *starts to cry* But now it'll get all bad again and they'll have a duel!

Lady Une: Ah, the beautiful art of dueling that my Lord Treize loved so dearly. Oh Treize-sama, if only you were here now to witness another act of beauty….

Dilandau: What's going on? Who are all of these people?!

Penguin: Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing people! Like watashi no Quatre-sama! *snuggle*

Quatre: *chuckles* Nice to see you, too…but it's getting hard to breathe…could you maybe loosen your grip?

Folken: Does that mean she's not harassing me anymore?

Sesshoumaru: Does that mean you're free?

Folken: …iie.

Kikyou: Wait…Sesshoumaru is interested in the man with blue hair? What is going on here?

Allen: Wow, she's so beautiful…that new woman with the black hair in the garb of a…eh, what is she wearing? An interesting dress.

Kikyou: Are you talking about me, sir?

Allen: Yes, I am, my lady. Might I venture…what clothes are these?

Kikyou: I am a Shinto shrine priestess, these are the clothes I wear to fit my position.

Allen: Ah, I see, dear lady.

Kagome: *staring bug-eyed* Now this is WEIRD.

Miroku: I knew I should have asked him for love advice! He can get any woman to swoon over him!

Kagome: Well, he doesn't ask women so bluntly to bear his children " he shows women he cares about them, not just what pleasure they can bring him in the bedroom.