InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Fourteen ( Chapter 14 )

(Meanwhile, back in the room with the screen….)

Naraku: Oh, but, Dorny-kins, I've had SUCH a terribly vexing day. Can you believe it? Kohaku, my former, now-doomed minion actually had the nerve to MELT me!

Dornkirk: Oh, Monkey-kins, dahling, I can feel your pain, truly I can. I would comfort you if I could, but unfortunately, we are apart.

Naraku: Ah, life is so cruel, Dorny-kins!

Dornkirk: Ah, would that I could be there with you, my dear, sweet, sinister Monkey-kins! But you may continue to retell the horrors that those imbeciles are inflicting upon my poor, not-so-innocent baby!

Naraku: *wiping a tear from his eye* Why, thank you, my dearest Dorny-kins. But then, that reincarnated wench with the heart that cannot be penetrated suggested that I be-oh! The horror!!!

Dornkirk: It's okay, my precious Monkey-kins. You can tell me.

Naraku: She suggested I be…SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED!!!

Dornkirk: That is not fun. My former minion tried to do that to me, that ungrateful pyromaniac! I created him, you know! And look how he repays me!

Naraku: I know, they just don't build minions like they used to.

Dornkirk: I know what you mean. It is most vexing.

Naraku: Indeed.

Dornkirk: But please, continue, Monkey-kins.

Naraku: Well, next, that light-haired brat with the vexing power whom you transformed into the ungrateful pyromaniac stated that if she could, she would give Inu-Yasha the power to destroy me! ME!!!

Dornkirk: How presumptuous! And certainly foolish! No one is more powerful and impressive and manly than my dearest Monkey-kins.

Naraku: Why, thank you, Dorny-kins. *wipes another tear from his eye* Anyway, THEN, that b***h with the short hair who tries to foil your brilliant scheme with her psychic power suggested trying to…*choke* melt…me with water! As if I was some lowly witch!

(Elphaba from the musical Wicked walks in.)

Elphaba: Watch who you insult, sir! I am not a lowly witch! And I was not truly melted by water, I was rescued by my true love!

(She exits.)

Naraku: Presumptuous wench….

Dornkirk: And why on earth was she green?

Naraku: You mean you don't like green, Dorny-kins? *removes his green beret and discards*

Dornkirk: Anyway, dearest, please continue.

Naraku: So, that resurrected b***h with whom Onigumo was infatuated entered with a bucket of water, and my former minion doused me in it! And I melted for a whole twelve hours!

Dornkirk: Ah! What you have had to endure, my Monkey-kins! I am so sorry! I would cuddle with you and comfort you, but alas! we cannot touch!

Naraku: Oh, woe is me! I must plan my revenge on those insignificant personages who dwell within this establishment!

Dornkirk: And I shall assist you in your effort!

Naraku: Thank you, my dearest Dorny-kins. I am to you forever indebted.

Dornkirk: Now, for a plan….

Naraku: *menacingly* Yes….