InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Thirteen ( Chapter 13 )

(The next morning, all awaken in the girls' dorm to the sound of the alarm clock that had also mysteriously appeared on a bedside table. They make their way out to the kitchen for breakfast.)

Celena: Ya know, Naraku's clothes went somewhere….

Kikyou: So did Naraku.

Celena: You mean he's back?!

Kohaku: Yep…. I didn't melt him successfully.

Celena: Don't stress over it. Hey, was it soapy water?

Kikyou: Yeah….

Celena: Funny, I didn't know Naraku was a wizard.

Kagome: Oh! Isn't that from that book series by Patricia C. Wrede with Princess Cimorine and King Mendenbar where the wizards are the bad guys and witches and magicians are good guys?

Celena: Yeah! Except, in the end, doesn't the witch invent a spell that melts the wizards permanently?

Kagome: Well, I know the main evil guy got eaten by a dragon…but wasn't his son causing trouble for a while?

Hitomi: Yeah, that's it! We need a dragon to come in and eat Naraku!

Sango: Knowing Naraku, he'd probably get the dragon on his side.

Kagome: *opening a cupboard for some plates* Yeah…kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

*All can see that Shippou is curled up on the plates in the cupboard in his little sleeping bag.*

Shippou: *wakes up* KYAAA!! Oh, it's you. Ohayou.

Kagome: What the heck are you doing in there?!

Shippou: Well, it was warm. It was near the oven. *he pops out of the cupboard*

Hitomi: But the oven shouldn't be on….

Sango: *opening the fridge* Eh…isn't this guy's name Gatti?

Hitomi: Eeeeeeeeh? In the fridge?

Gatti: *wakes up* Hey, it was cool! *rolls out of the fridge*

Sango: *opens the freezer and a block of ice with Heero in it falls out* Anno…I think we have a problem….

Relena: *takes an ice pick out of thin air and taps the ice cube. It crumbles and a rigid Heero is left lying in the midst of everyone. She pokes him.* Hey, Heero, you still alive?

Heero: *eyes opening* *Darn* it! I was supposed to self-detonate!

Kagome: *looking up* Inu-Yasha, get off of the fridge right now!

Inu-Yasha: No…sleepy….

Kagome: OSUWARI!

Inu-Yasha: *B-TONG!* *Darn* you, Kagome!

(The girls and guys who are now awake go around on a search for everyone else in the kitchen. Pretty soon, most everyone is found.)

Van: *warily* Say, where's Dilandau?

Hitomi: Hey, the oven's on…. Do you think Naraku tried to cook something for Dornkirk again…? *opens the oven to see Dilandau and Viole sleeping on different racks in the oven* Guess not….

All: *crowding around* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh???

Dilandau: *waking up* Ah…nice…warm fire…good…very good….

Viole: *awakening from a dream* Oh, Dilandau, you animal…you're on fire!

Dilandau: I am?

Viole: Oh yeah, baby. Come on, come on….

All: O_o

Dilandau: Oh my God, I am! Kyaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! *jumps out of the oven, hopping on one foot, trying to put out the fire on his pant leg*

Kohaku: Maybe it'll work on him, too! *throws bucket of soapy water on him. It doesn't melt him, but the fire is extinguished.*

Dilandau: You put out my fire!

Viole: Don't worry, I'll light it again…. *crawling out of the oven*

Karen: Vhat ees going on?

Celena: Karen…you don't need to know.

Karen: This ees a very strange story that we are een.

Viole: Ah, Dilandau…my lovely, hot, Dilandau-sama…let me stroke you….

Dilandau: Umm…why?

Viole: So I can light your fire….

Dilandau: So go out and charge the flame-thrower in the guymelef.

Viole: Hou!

Miroku: Eh…Viole is going to go out and…do stuff to a guymelef? Oh dear….

All: Eeeeeeeeeeewwww!

Kikyou: Who do you think you are, Penguin?

(Suddenly, Penguin appears wearing baggy pants, a comfortable top, and a funky tie. Her hair is half-up and she's smiling.)

Penguin: Hey all! *smiles, waving*

Celena: Hi! *runs over to Penguin* How are you.

Penguin: Oh, I'm just peachy-keen. You?

Celena: I'm good. Kohaku melted Naraku with water, but Naraku came back….

Miroku: And Viole had a you-worthy dream about Dilandau….

Penguin: Me-worthy…?

Celena: Oh, come on, it was worse than anything she would say.

Miroku: I'm not so sure about that…you didn't see her in our dorm.

Penguin: *innocently* Ah, I didn't do nuthin'!

Celena: *puts hand on Penguin's forehead, concerned* Are you alright, Penguin? You don't have amnesia or anything…do you?

Penguin: Nope! I'm just kiwi.

Shesta: Kiwi…?

Penguin: Yeah! I just got back from Australia and New Zealand, and in New Zealand kiwis are more prevalent than peaches, so I replaced my usually "peachy" with "kiwi".

Celena and Kohaku: *whisper whisper whisper*

Celena: No, you say it.

Kohaku: No, you say it.

Celena: No, a guy's supposed to say it.

Kohaku: *nervously speaking* Celena-chan and I are going out.

Shesta: Hey!!!!!!

Celena: Gomen nasai, Shesta-kun!

Shesta: I guess it's okay….