InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Thirty-four ( Chapter 34 )

(Okay, so everyone exits the guymelef bay and soon after meets up with the other group. There's a big reconciliation-Sango and Kohaku hug, Shippou and Rin rejoice, and Megan attacks Quatre. Meanwhile…Allen, feeling that someone dear to his heart is in a very…odd…situation, and so rushes over to the room with the screen, where Kikyou is flirting with Dornkirk.)

Dornkirk: Oh, you are such a flatterer, Kikyou….

Kikyou: Ah, but you deserve it, oh sexy old one.

Allen: *walking in, he is struck with horror by the scene before him* What the h***?

Dornkirk: Ah, fate-alteration is a wonderful thing.

Allen: So that's what this is…kisama…. *he grabs Kikyou and drags her out of the room*

Kikyou: But…but…! *they arrive at the outside hallway, all alone in the shadows…*

Allen: Kikyou…you were fate-altered! Ah, it is too much to bear!

Kikyou: Whatever do you mean? I just happen to like old men.

Allen: Eh…I'll just ignore that comment. But don't you remember? What about…us?

Kikyou: What about us?

Allen: I LOVE YOU, KIKYOU!

Kikyou: !

Allen: *embraces her, speaking softly* I love you…Kikyou…

Kikyou: *caught up in his Allen-ness* Ah…

Allen: *pulling her closely, she does not resist as he pulls her into a kiss*

Kikyou: *as their lips touch, the fate-alteration effect is broken* I feel like a new person….

Allen: *smiling*

Kikyou: …did I just flirt with an old grandpa?

Allen: Worse-you flirted with an old emperor.

Kikyou: Ugh. *she looks over and sees that everyone is in the kitchen, along with Inu-Yasha and Kagome, but this does not bother her* I am no longer tied to him…

Allen: Hmm?

Kikyou: *facing Allen* I am no longer tied to Inu-Yasha…. I am free to love you.

(Okay, so, they share a moment or five-let's not interrupt them in their little reverie…. Yeah, so, after about twenty minutes or so, they go back hand-in-hand all loverly-like, cuddling and whatnot. Inu-Yasha sees this, but he does not feel affected in the least. He walks over to Kagome and wraps his arms around from behind. She's surprised and blushes, but very happy.)

Inu-Yasha: *leaning forward and whispering into her ear* Kagome…

Kagome: *whispering back* Yes?

Inu-Yasha: I love you, Kagome.

Kagome: *she's suddenly so happy she looks as if she's going to cry. She turns to face him, smiling*

Inu-Yasha: *shocked* What did I do now?! Why are you crying?!

Kagome: *hugging him* I'm crying because I'm happy! Duh!

Inu-Yasha: *hugging her back*

Kagome: *looking up* I love you too, Inu-Yasha.

Inu-Yasha: *smiling and cradling her in his arms*

Rin: *jumping up and down* Kawaii!!

(At this point, Ms. Brunhilda the baboon, who had earlier been mysteriously separated from the group, stomps into the kitchen, dragging Naraku by the hair, the pelt of her lover draped carefully over her free arm.)

Everyone: O.o

Miroku: WHAT is THAT?!

Baboon: *stopping in her tracks and approaching Miroku for a SLAP!!!* You dare talk to me, worthless male?!

Miroku: *totally shocked* Whoa, I didn't even feel her up….

Baboon: SILENCE!!!!!!!!! *she walks away, flustered, pulling Naraku behind her*

Sango: Who IS that?!

Kohaku: Don't ask….

Kagome: She's a crazy baboon lady out to avenge her girlfriend's death.

Sango: …

Duo: And she seems to hate all men.

Penguin: AH ME KAMI-SAMA!!! She's one of those crazy feminist people who INSIST on stating that women don't have enough rights in modern America and are oppressed and all that junk-as if!!! Come on! If anything, we have more rights than men!!! *ramble ramble ramble*

Celena: Pe-Pe-Penguin..? c-calm down…umm…it's really okay….

Kohaku: What is she talking about?

Celena: I'm not really sure…it's something Kagome might know about….

Baboon: *reentering, a wooden spoon in one hand and Naraku in the other* Eat this! *she stuffs the spoon down his throat-slowly and painfully, Naraku succumbs to the pain and lack of air getting to his Youkai lungs…the world begins to fade until he is no more. He dies. Yea!*

Everyone: O.o

Inu-Yasha: That was IT?! But I was supposed to kill him!

Kagome: Calm…calm….

Baboon: No, you idiot males aren't capable of executing such tasks!

Inu-Yasha: Say WHAT?! Why you… *starts striding forward*

Kagome: Osuwari! *B-TONG!!!!!!!!*

Inu-Yasha: KAGOME!!!!!!

Kagome: You need to calm down! I'm sure she's just really sad about the death of her lover…so…just give it rest-please? For me?

Inu-Yasha: *glare* Grrr…

Baboon: *petting the pelt of her dead lover passionately, tears in her eyes* Oh, my darling Muffy-wuffle-gibily-giss! I was too weak to save you…forgive me, dearest…I have failed you! *sobbing*

Everyone: …

Kagome: Eh…thanks for killing Naraku, Ms. Brunhilda.

Baboon: Oh, no problem, dearie. *the Baboon is eyeing Sango and eventually comes up from behind her*

Sango: *to Miroku* You're cured, Houshi-sama!

Miroku: *holding up his ungloved hand, smiling broadly* Oh, come on Sango, we're promised, remember? There's no need to be so formal.

Sango: *blushing* Yes, well… *suddenly, her expression changes as she feels a hand on her butt…SLAP!!!!* Isn't there any other use that you have for your hand, Miroku?!

Miroku: *shocked* But that wasn't me…honest! *holding up both hands-but there's still a hand on Sango's rump…*

Sango: *spins around to see Brunhilda* …

Baboon: You have a nice a**. Why waste it on that guy?

Sango: *twitch* I get enough of that from him *points to Miroku, trying to remain calm*. And besides, we're of a different species.

Baboon: *pissed, she leaves in a huff with her pelt*

(Meanwhile, in the heart of Zaibach, Dornkirk, feeling that someone close to his heart is no longer in the world, resolves to end his very long-lived life (AKA miserable existence). So yeah, he takes a rusty dagger and points it at his heart.)

Dornkirk: *his voice unnaturally high, imitating Juliet at the end of Romeo and Juliet* Oh happy dagger! This is thy sheath! There rust, and let me die! *stab…bleed…bleed…drip…drip…bye-bye!*

(Well, everyone's all happy now, with the exception of those who are dead and Brunhilda-we mustn't forget her now…all the couples (or, in Penguin's case, the threesome…) are hugging and happy, when suddenly Dilandau bursts in from the guymelef bay.)

Dilandau: My Alseides is gone! And there's confetti on the floor-where has it gone to?!

Viole: *leaping on top of Dilandau* DILANDAU-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cuddle cuddle* I knew it was a dream! You ARE good in bed?

Dilandau: Anno…nani o?

(So, we see one last cuddle between couples-Penguin nicely wedged between her two bishounen with a big smile-and I think that's a wrap. Th-th-th-that's all, folks! Curtain falls. Okay, we're having a dilemma of how exactly to end this thing here, so about this: THE END.)