InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Thirty-three ( Chapter 33 )

( So, outside the room with the screen, Naraku and Kanna are talking-for once.)

Naraku: *absolutely livid* I'll show him! MY plan will NOT FAIL!!!!!

Kanna: Father, what is the remainder of the plan?

Naraku: It is when Heero finally gets his wish…kukuku….

Kanna: What do you mean?

Naraku: Heero wants to die, so I'm letting him blow himself up inside of the Alseides guymelef, taking the rest of those worthless, inferior wretches from who knows where with him!

Kanna: Heero…wants to…die?

Naraku: Indeed, his one requirements for being my minion was that he had to die. That was his wish.

Kanna: Father, if it would not trouble you, I would like to witness this event for myself.

Naraku: Certainly, but go quickly or you might miss it. It is in the guymelef bay.

Kanna: *with a bow of her head* Arigatou.

(She walks quickly until she is out of sight and then runs to the guymelef bay. Meanwhile, Inu-Yasha and Kagome, who are now walking down the hallway hand-in-hand, are searching for the others and talking pleasantly for once in their relationship.)

Kagome: So, after that, Heero tried to throw me off the floating fortress, but Kohaku and Celena saved me.

Inu-Yasha: *shocked* Heero did WHAT?! That little [[insert various profanities here]]

Kagome: *smiling* I-it's okay…really…he was working under some other old dude who thought that Naraku was sexy… *shudder*

Inu-Yasha: ^O.o^ Whaaaa?

Kagome: I don't know, those guys are strange…hmm? *she notices Sarinan crawling around on the floor contentedly* Hey! It's Erinah's baby!

Inu-Yasha: *picking up Sarinan by her cloth diaper* She smells….

Kagome: *taking the baby from Inu-Yasha and cradling Sarinan in her arms* She's so sweet…but, where's Erinah now?

Inu-Yasha: Let's go, Kagome. *he grasps Kagome's wrist and leads her forward, Kagome balancing Sarinan on her hip wit her other arm*

Kagome: *smily bubbly effect-she's daydreaming about Inu-Yasha and herself in the future with their own little ones…she blushes*

Inu-Yasha: *looking back at her, he stops* What's wrong, Kagome?

Kagome: Eh?

Inu-Yasha: *pointing to her face* Your face got all red….

Kagome: Oh, it's nothing!

Inu-Yasha: What?

Kagome: Nothing!

Inu-Yasha: *shrugs* Whatever…girls are so weird….

(By chance, Kagome and Inu-Yasha meet up with the group and Sarinan is returned to Erinah. They all proceed to walk when suddenly they hear some cries from nearby….)

Female Crier: STRIP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Male Crier: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Female Crier: JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erinah: What is THAT?! *covering Sarinan's eyes*

(They follow the cries down a couple halls and come across Penguin, kneeling at Folken's feet, her hands clasped, pleading with him. Folken is looking away from the group as they approach.)

Penguin: *almost in tears* Do you realize how humiliating this is?!?!?!?!? I'M WEARING PINK, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folken: *turning to face her* AS OPPOSE TO ASKING ME TO STRIP YOU?!?!?!?!

Penguin: *pouting* But I can't undo all the zippers and buttons by myself!!! Although what I REALLY need is new underwear….

Folken: WHA?!

Penguin: I don't know who, but someone changed my underwear-it's friggin' pink and lacy!!!! God, is it uncomfortable-the wires just don't sit right….

Folken: *blushing fiercely* Far too much information….

Celena: Penguin! What are you doing?!

Penguin: *realizing everyone else's presence* CELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll do it, won't you? GET ME OUT OF THESE CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celena: Eh…no.

Penguin: But…but…but!

Celena: No!

Penguin: But…I'M IN PIIIINK!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Celena: It's not that big a deal!

Penguin: What are you talking about?!

Celena: Look, I hate the color orange, but I wouldn't go and ask someone to strip me if someone dressed me in orange.

Penguin: How about a bra that scratches and hasn't been sized to you?

Celena: And you want Folken taking off your bra?

Penguin: Oh, no, I can do that myself…I just need to get back to the dorm where my underwear is…but I can't change underwear unless I can get the friggin' dress off!

Celena: Well, why don't you just use your authoress powers?

Penguin: *suddenly stopping with a look of realization on her face* DUH! *hitting herself in the head* God, I'm an idiot!

Folken: That's all right….

Penguin: *death glare-she stands and snaps her fingers and a men's suit about five sizes too big appears on her* Eh…I think not. *snaps again, this time a clown outfit-complete with red nose and big shoes!-appears* What the heck?! *snaps again and again-purple ballerina-playboy bunny-superwoman-catwoman-Alucard from Hellsing-and finally, black slacks, red shirt, and funky tie* Okay, this I can deal with! *smiles*

(In the guymelef bay, we have: Quatre, Trowa, Miguel, Rin, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Noin, Lady Une, Eriya, Naria, and Heero, standing before them all in the Alseides. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! *cough-cough* Gah, laughing too much is hard on the throat, man! So, yeah…. All of their weapons have been taken from them and there is a shield of miasma holding them all in one area of the melef bay.)

Rin: *clinging to Sesshoumaru* …

Sesshoumaru: *holding Rin's head against him protectively, his back turned to Heero*

Jaken: *bouncing* Sesshoumaru-sama! Protect me, too!

Sesshoumaru: …

Sango: What is he doing?

Miroku: I don't know… *he and Sango go back to back, ready for anything…yeah, right…*

Quatre: *pleading with Heero, standing right before him* Heero! What's the point in this? Don't self-destruct, Heero-it's not worth it!

Heero: …

Quatre: Heero, please! There are so many innocent people here! They don't' deserve this!

Sango: Self-destruct…? What?

Noin: Basically, blow himself up. But, how to stop him….

(Kanna runs in, easily passing through the miasma as technically she is a part of Naraku. Yeah, so, she rushes in all in a sweat and cries out to Heero.)

Kanna: Heero! What are you doing?!

Heero: Kanna…?

Kanna: Don't sacrifice yourself-don't do this!

Heero: …

Kanna: I…I…I…I love you.

Heero: *smiling really scarily* You do?!

Everyone: O.o Kowaii…

Heero: *hands clasped, bubble effect* No one has ever loved me before! Will you elope with me, Kanna?!

Kanna: Sure! *they run to each other, give each other a high five, and then run off in the Alseides-Kanna throws streamers and confetti out the back as they both wave goodbye and the miasma disappears*

Miroku: Sango, will you elope with me?

Sango: Eh…?

Miroku: *satisfied expression*

Sango: *pissed expression* That hand… *SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Miroku: *rubbing his cheek*

Sango: *glaring at Miroku*