InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Day in the Life ❯ Socials with Naruto ( Chapter 4 )

document.write(''); A Day in the Life

A Naruto Inuyasha Crossover Fic

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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It time to let the bed bugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the charmin you can
When Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?

Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your motion working now
I'll show you how
You can
Dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
Forget I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilt milk
It's time for crying in your beer

So don't join the army join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet
Then party til you're broke and they drag you away
It's okay

You can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want
To get one free

Dare to be stupid
Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friend
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and Leave It To Beaver

The Future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say?
Dare to be stupid
Tell me what did I say?
Dare to be stupid
It's allright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
Okay, I can hear you
Dare to be stupid
Let's go
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

- Weird Al Yankovic

(Heh… I thought this was the perfect Naruto song since he's… slow…-ish....)

Chapter 4

Socials with Naruto

Kagome stood from her bent position beside the Socials teacher and straightened her shirt before going back to her desk. She chanced a glance at Sasuke who seemed absorbed with staring at the teacher; she squinted slightly, was that her imagination or were Sasuke's eyes reddish? The instructor however decided to ignore his prying eyes and print out the document he had Kagome look over. He wandered to the front of the class and stood patiently as the students filtered into the room.

Sasuke's eyes returned to normal as the students got to their desks. He watched them sit and chat with there friends. The more he learned about Tokyo the faster he seemed to notice the similarities to Konoha…

"OI OI OI!!!"

There was only one person who would burst into a classroom with the intent of being the loudest and most annoying one there. Kagome glared at Naruto from her desk before grumbling something about stupid bakas. Sasuke's spirits dampened slightly, how could he have forgotten Naruto was in the same class?

"Ano sa! Ano sa! Sasuke!" The blonde said as he raced over.

"What?" Nothing could annoy Sasuke more then his idiotic partner.

He watched as Naruto struck a pose on the desk in front of him and pointed a finger at his face. A finger Sasuke wouldn't hesitate to turn into a bleeding stump if only he didn't have a classful of witnesses. "MY GRADES ARE GONNA BEAT YOUR GRADES!!!" He shouted.

Sasuke would have laughed if he didn't want to kill the pathetic blonde where he stood.

"Miss Higurashi, will you come up here and take attendance?" The teacher said looking in Kagome's general direction and causing Sasuke to glance at him again. So now it's Miss Higurashi… not just 'Kagome'. Sasuke smiled as he thought, but as usual Naruto interrupted his contemplation.

"Don't screw up people's names!!!" He yelled, his usual grin planted on his tan face.

The teacher cleared his throat, "SIT DOWN MR. UZUMAKI!" Naruto sat on the top of the desk in front of Sasuke, obscuring the darkly dressed exchange student's view. Oh how he wished he could plant a sharp kunai in the back of his very orange team mate. The sensei continued, urging the girl at the front of the class to start the attendance, "Miss Higurashi?"

Kagome started the roll call, a bit wary of how close the teacher was standing to her. Naruto however got bored, "YOU HAVEN'T CALLED MY NAME YET!!!". Kagome glared at the blonde, her infamous temper once again taking over, "IT GOES IN ALPHBETICAL ORDER YOU STUPID BAKA!!!"

"Oh, I thought it went in the order of grades… I would be at the top then"

Again with the impish grin. Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Baka, we've only been here for two hours, we don't have any grades." Naruto used his selective hearing to ignore Sasuke and continued his posing. Maybe the boy had A.D.H.D. or something.

Kagome took several deep breaths hoping to calm herself down, the attempt failed miserably. "DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN OR ARE YOU A RETARD OR SOMETHING!? GOD DAMMIT!!!" She slammed the attendance folder down on the ground angrily, causing the class to jump. They all knew of her temper, but she rarely used it in class. Sasuke chuckled as the girl retreated to her desk, her fury still flashing in her gray-blue eyes. Oh the similarities… If only Kagome and Sakura could meet.

Naruto slipped off the top of his desk and picked up the abandoned attendance. He opened the folder and pointed out names he thought were funny. Few were amused and Kagome was shooting her best death glare in the blonde's direction. The teacher soon came over and snatched the roster from the boy, "Sit down please Mr. Uzumaki."

Sasuke smiled, "Don't hate him because he's lame…"

Kagome rested her head on her folded arms and used the desk to support herself, "At least we're playing dodgeball in PE next…" She grumbled as Naruto scooted back to his desk and sat. Sasuke leaned over, "Hey, Kagome… What class is this again?"

"Social Studies."

The teacher resumed his class and stood at the front, glancing occasionally at his document. "Okay everyone pull out your books, Sasuke, Naruto you will have to share with someone. Turn to page 175 and read until the end of the chapter." At these words Naruto jumped on top of Kagome's desk and Sasuke slid his desk next to her.

Kagome glared at Naruto yet again before shoving him off the desk. "Go share with someone else!" She moved her socials book half onto Sasuke's desk so they both could read from it.

"But… but…"

"Naruto… you share with Kagome…" Sasuke said in mid thought, surprising Kagome.

Naruto however, was not to be fooled. "This is a trick right!? You don't want me to share with Kagome so you're doing reverse psychology!" He crossed his arms as if we accomplished a major brain puzzle.

"Baka! Just do it!"

"I'm not going to listen to you!"

A vein pulsed on Sasuke's shoulders. Someday he was going to kill that stupid blonde air head, he just didn't know how... however a blunt needle sounded fun. Sadly, during Sasuke's vulgar thoughts, the teacher decided to come up behind Kagome and set his hands on her shoulders, causing her to tense. "Kagome can use my book. Sasuke, you and Naruto may share Kagome's book."

"No" Sasuke said sternly, making Naruto blink quizzically. Kagome looked over and smiled slightly at the raven haired boy.

"Naruto you may come and use my book then. Hurry up."

"I'm sure Kagome and Naruto will share nicely, and I'm sure she's quite capable of using her own book. I'll use your book." He stood, strode to the desk, then smoothly grabbed the book off the wooden desk and made his way back.

The teacher seemed annoyed, "Fine then… hurry up and get reading. "He walked back to his desk to sit down.

Kagome opened her book as Naruto slid into Sasuke's desk considering he was still standing. The girl began to speed read the assigned pages, completely ignoring the face Naruto had yet to read them as well. "Ano sa! Ano sa! Slow down!" He said rather loudly. Kagome grumbled and slowed down, hoping it would make him shut up.

Sasuke slipped into Naruto's unused desk and opened the teacher's book to page 175. He flipped through the chapter and skimmed over the pages of material he dubbed useless, then read the stuff that caught his attention.

"This stuff is boring! Where's the jutsus!?" Naruto exclaimed noisily causing Sasuke's eyebrow to twitch. Kagome looked up at him and frowned, "The what?"

A sigh escaped Sasuke's mouth and his eyes narrowed for the umpteenth time that day in Naruto's direction. "Naruto! Remember what Kakashi-Sensei said. Baka…" He resumed his reading.

Naruto tried to cover his verbal blurt, "Err… I said… gutsus… it's a sandwich from Konoha… heh heh. When's lunch?"

Apparently Kagome bought it… barely, "After next block." She continued to read.

"Aa… this place's history is stupid. No giant snakes or foxes attacking…"

Sasuke sighed, this was going to be one long class.

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OOS: Short chapter because I'm using this space to explain things… WEE!!! *coughs* Anyhoo, I'm switching the writing job over to Chikata for the next chapter so if the writing style changes it because she writes different then I do. Thought I'd inform you ^^ -GinTsuki

Wee! Chikata here! I hope you guys will enjoy the next chapter as well… because my writing style IS different.. So yes. -.-'.. Also for those who don't know…
"blah blah" = Talking
Italics = Thinking
Just in case you might have been confused. ^^ -Chikata
P.S: I got a challenge for you readers… *grins* As I said before this is a FanFic based on a Role Play that Chikata and I did. We each chose characters to play and we played this story out. Objective: Can you figure out which characters we each played with just these two clues?

-Sasuke: played by GinTsuki- -Kagome: played by Chikata-
(Real point of this is I'm wondering is I have some sort of 'thing' that I carry on to each of the chars I play… also let's see if FanFiction rotted your brains…)

Kat: Oh man… do we have a lot of interesting pairings for this one… Kagome's a whore ^^ *ducks chair thrown at her by Chikata* The pairings I think I can spoil are Sas/Kag, Mir/San... But we have WAY more in the far future. Chikata and I are role-playing out the story about a month from this point so we know EXACTLY where this thing is going.

Sakura Uchiha Sasuke: … *thumbs up*? You're so going to love the chapter I introduce the FanGirls. And no... sad to say it's not going to be Sak/Sas BUT Sakura is paired with someone quite interesting…

Fwoggie: Man… I thought this was the BORING part of the role-play! Wait till we get evil…and kill things… You guys are so going to hate me for my choice of victim. Chikata nearly slaughtered me for killing him. And we have a wedding in the future too!

-Chikata-

Kat: Indeed! *glares at Gin* Kagome is not a whore! Damn it's not her fault if people are obsessed with… certain body assets. There are a current total of five pairings in the story including the ones GinTsuki mentioned in her response. But… I don't want to spoil anything. Although there LOTS of one sided pairings and also lots of perverts -.-' (Which are not my fault…)

Sakura Uchiha Sasuke:This isn't going to be Sasu/Saku, but fear not. Sakura will be coming in soon (I think….) but she won't be left out. I mean Sakura rocks! She's my favourite female Naruto character and also one of the main characters besides if we didn't have Sakura, everything would fall apart… and there would probably be more death… *glares at GinTsuki*

Fwoggie: Heh, I totally agree with GinTsuki on this one… but I am super glad you like it this far… it's just starting though and it's slow right now but as soon as the first sign of evilness appears it roll downhill ^^