InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ a little love won't hurt you ❯ well, life's just peachy ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

P.L: wells, I decided to give the older characters some time. So joining me for this chapter alone are the older Konohamaru corps!

Shippo: me too!

Kono: yeah, Shippo is my subordinate, so he is mini-boss!

Moegi: Kono-kun, when is it time for you to meet Boss so we can play hunter-nin again?

Udon: (sniffs) where is P.L? She was just here? (Sniff)

P.L: (near screen) sshhhh, I’m trying to spy here!!

(Behind the screen)

Gaara: Kankuro, why are you here?

Kan: Gaara, have you ever wondered that your fate is about to be screwed with?

Gaara: .... stop hanging out with that fate-freak of a Hyuuga boy.

Kan: no seriously, it's like someone's got the reins on your life here!!!

(Back to P.L)

P.L: -snicker- you have no clue, pj-boy, no clue.

Kono: while P.L gets over her horrible evil cackles (P.L: no it’s a laugh!! dammit!!) we'll get on with the show

Moegi: poetic love doesn't own Inuyasha or Naruto. If she did, well let’s say she has a more creative mind than Jaraiya.

P.L: I don't suffer from perversity. I write about it.

Jaraiya: (sniff) I’m so proud.

Udon: not helping (sniff)

Moegi: for all the Sakura lovers out there>>> don't read from this point on.

Kono: yeah, P.L doesn't need flamerz 'cause you like the no-chested whore.

P.L: Kono-kun!!!!! Be nice about Sakura!

Kono: ok, ok. Flat-chested whore sound better to ya?

P.L: (nods sagely) much better. You always have to be respectful to those higher to you.

Shippo: even to Inuyasha?

P.L: (nods again) even him. Inu-trasha and his walking compost that would make anyone who love mother earth happy are still higher than you. So to you, my sweet kitsune, they are now called hmmm...

Udon: ho and land?

P.L: nah something more classy.

Jaraiya: hey some big animal left a pile of manure and a puppy by the tree.

P.L: Rai you're a genius!!!!

Jaraiya: eh????

P.L: they are now known to you as manure and lost puppy to you, kay Shippo?

Shippo: hai!!!!

Moegi: on with the story!!
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"Talking" everyone talking
'Thinking' everyone thinking
"Idjit" demon/ inner demon/summon talking
‘why me?'Demon/ inner demon/summon

Previously:

Kagome sighed and said, “I guess I should have told you he has a ramen/candy addiction."

The rest just sweat dropped
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Now at Konoha:

Naruto looked out to his "home" the place where he was raised. Although his time here wasn't the best experiences, he met interesting people along the way. Seeing that Akatsuki was dead by the combined efforts of the entire rookie nine and Jounin, everyone found out about Kyuubi. (AN: I made sure that Asuma is alive. I have big plans for him along with half the male populace Mwa ha ha) the Konohamaru corps didn't care. They still had their Nii-san, they always made him smile. Teams 8 and 10 still thought Naruto to be the same and not the Kyuubi. Team Gai accepted him as well. But the ones he really wanted acceptance to, gave him the looks of hatred most commonly seen in the civilians.

Flashback no jutsu

“You’re a monster!" screeched the pink haired banshee

“Maa Maa Sakura that was a bit too rash" a lazy cycloptic Jounin said as he tried to calm Naruto down.

“Iie! He’s a monster, just like my Kaa-san said he is! I see why Sasuke is better than him, he's nothing but a killer!!!" she screamed making the rest of the rookie nine look at her with disdain

“Hn. I knew you were weak. You could never beat me you dobe. I’m always better than you." said the dark Uchiha

“Shut up Sasuke, ever since you killed Orochimaru you've been a stuck up ass. Why don't you belittle someone else, you jerk and leave boss alone" yelled an irate Konohamaru, who felt the waves of sadness his Nii-chan was emitting.

"Humph. Bakemono" Sakura spat as she walked past Naruto, making sure to put enough force to make him fall down.

Everyone watched as Naruto's face grew sadder and sadder. Kakashi tried to cheer him up, holding his shoulder wondering where he went wrong with those two.

‘Naruto, we're sorry' was the collective thought of all those who stood by him.

Flashback no jutsu: Kai

Sasuke and Sakura could be seen together constantly, having no one else their age to talk to because of their shunning of their teammate. Ino and Chouji was a very happy couple, after Ino got over her 'Sasuke'.Naruto thought back to all his friends as they had found their special someone. Neji and Tenten, Kiba and Hinata, Shino and a girl he met while bug scouting named Amori, Shikamaru and Gaara's sister Temari, who is a temporary Kazekage when Gaara decided to take a break. It seemed that only Lee, Gaara, KankurouNaruto himself are the only single rookies left. Naruto sighed as Kyuubi had woken up.

“What’s the matter, kit?" the deep voice rumbled into his link

‘Nothing Kyuu. Just going into the past.' Naruto said back bitterly

“Now kit, don't dwell on the past. Besides, something big is going to happen today I feel It." the ages old voice said.

'Yeah let's go visit baa-san to get a new mission' Naruto said picking up his Chunnin vest.

“Lets" the kitsune went back to rest as his vessel went to Hokage tower.

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Kagome was having a ball! He mom had decided to buy a car and lo and behold the car breaks down. Kagome is very fortunate to seal all of their belongings in a Youkai seal that opens to her Youki and hers alone.

“Mom, why did it have to break down in the middle of a forest?" whine Souta, not used to walking so much.

“Now Souta, you'll like Konoha. I have a cousin that you would just love to meet. Though he's from my father’s side so he's a bit weird.

“Don’t worry baa-Chan! Kaa-san and I have met weird things before" pipped a very awake Shippo

“Oh look there's the gates!" Kun-loon said pointing to a pair of large red doors.

“let’s meet cousin Gai" Kagome said suddenly feeling very tired already 'an omen?' but she squashed the thought

(AN: wasn't expecting that huh. just wait.)

Kagome looked up when her mother squealed and saw what appeared to begreen and blonde blurs.

‘Well can't be that bad'



Naruto walked into the Hokage office looking worse for wear. Maybe he should ask for some time off for a vacation or something. He knocked on Tsunade's door and entered to a sight he was never ready to see.

He saw Gai... bowing so fast it looked as if he was going to him the floor

“THANK YOU HOKAGE-SAMA FOR ALLOWING ME TO SEE MY YOUTHFUL COUSIN AND HER YOUTHFUL FAMILY!!!!" the ecstatic Jounin yelled, busting a few eardrums.

"Gai" Tsunade stressed “I don't mind if your cousin stays just take someone with you. Hi gaki what can I do for you?" Tsunade said, glad to see a familiar (coughSANEcough) face.

"Umm Tsunade-sama, I was wondering if I can have some time off? You know to get my head together?" Naruto said seriously.

Tsunade noticed the change in the atmosphere. ‘Hmm, I could tell Naruto no and get Gai out of her two, but then I wouldn't here the end of it. Wait a minute, I’m so smart.' she thought, smirking to herself.

“Ok here is the deal. Gai, you can take up topeople with you to see this cousin of yours" she shuddered hoping this cousin would be devoid of all spandex " butI’m giving you a temporary-until-further-notice vacation/mission. You are to be the personal guide of Gai's cousin and family" she said smiling at the two of them

Gai appeared happily tearing while Naruto was stupefied for a moment thinking it was a fate worse than death. Gai quickly grabbed him and whisked him to the gates.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was the howl heard throughout the building.
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While Gai was running he was met up by Lee and they started running together towards the gates.

'I don't wanna die' Naruto mentally yelled

"Kit what's wrong" a dark voice said in a worried tone

‘Gai’s taking me to meet his cousins and were already near the gate' the boy wailed dramatically,

'But then again, with Gai, nothing is too dramatic' the fox lord thought

“its ok kit, don't worry as soon as he... well hello there." the fox practically drooled at the sight he was greeted to

'What are you looking at Kyuu?' Naruto asked

"Look ahead"

To say Naruto was shocked was an understatement

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P.L: and thus the evilness of a cliffies has returned.

Moegi: that wasn't nice

P.L: I know but I wanted to send this out before I forget. Ahem. (Serious grave voice) everyone, it has come to my attention that Sasuke is a true Emo-bastard. But that shouldn't stop others from getting love. What shall happen for Lee, and Gaara? Should they get introducedmyOr do you have a pairing you want to see? Please review telling me so we can save ourselves from having tiny Emo-sasUKEs.Thank you.

you really have to go through all that?

P.L: (holds a Gaara and Lee plushy) are you saying they don't need love? (Incrying voice)

Udon: N-N-No! It’s just... oh no stop crying.

Shippo: well sorry to say it but TBC.

Kyuubi: Review mortal, so my vessel may have his life.