InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ a little love won't hurt you ❯ oh ( Chapter 4 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
P.L: hello mina-san! Today isday!!!
Kan: what the hell? Why are you so perky?!?!
Kag: because she's trying to hook me and Naru-kun up over here.
Naru: yeah I don't mind but Kyuubi keeps sending me these... thoughts
P.L: come tell me. (Therapist mode) now vat is zee problem dat I must help you vit?
Naru: well he just makes me well... hot to say the least
P.L: is dat all?
Naru: umm everyone's watching us.
P.L: oh.
(Crickets chirping)
Naru: GET THEM AWAY MAN, GET'EM AWAY!!!!!
P.L: ok well I’ll get on with that story.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Previously:
“its ok kit, don't worry as soon as he... well hello there." the fox practically drooled at the sight he was greeted to
'What are you looking at Kyuu?' Naruto asked
"Look ahead"
To say Naruto was shocked was an understatement
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Naruto stood stock still. He was looking at an angel no a goddess. She stood 5'4" with long black-blue hair which looked soft to the touch. Curves that could make a road jealous. A healthy tan and lean. Her lips were pouty and dusted a light pink. High cheekbones sat on either side of a feminine nose. Her eyes were the most captivating: pools of blue grey and a hint of gold sat twinkling at him in admiration. When she opened her mouth he nearly died at thevoice that came out.
(Kag hits P.L: YOU BAKA!!!! STOP MESSING AROUND AND NARRATE RIGHT!)
Ahem as I had meant to say: he nearly died at the heavenly sound that flowed out
(Kag nods: better)
“Are you okay? You look a little spaced out." she asked putting her hand on his forehead.
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Kagome sighed as the dust settled to reveal:man in a green spandex suit.
'WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?' she screamed in her head as she shook the mental trauma away she gazed at another.
'HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!! THERE'S TWO?!?!?!?!' her beast itself cried at the mere sight of it.
“What did I do??? Why meeeeee?!?!?!?!?!?!" it roared. (Heh wasn't expecting lee huh?)
She blinked away the tears that came unbidden. She saw that there was another and looked cautiously praying it wasn't a third clone. No, in fact she saw... a blonde god.
‘Hmm, bronze skin, blue eyes like the sky itself, nice lean figure and muscles. Yummy. Ooh gold hair, and those lips. Ooh buns of steel. I’m in heaven... no wait remember what sesshy said. Focus...focus...on the way he looks oh man. I think he's spaced out'
Kagome put her hand on his head and asked “are you okay?"
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Na ruto just nodded and smiled, “I’m fine"
Kun-loon watched as the nice young man smiled at her daughter. She then turned to her cousin. “so Gai, what have you been doing to yourself, hmm?" she joked
"I HAVE BEEN GOOD LOON-CHAN. HOW ARE YOU ON THIS YOUTHFUL MORNING?!?!?!" he shouted much to the dismay of kagome. So how her mother got a hold of a frying pan and hit the ecstatic Jounin over the head. Black-blue flames surrounded her as she calmly said,
"Lower your voice, Gai."
The Jounin gulped and said, "h-h--hai. Um, as I have said I am well. How about you?" shockingly quiet?
Everyone who was there watched and looked on as he wasn't shouting. Naruto's jaw hung onto the floor. Kagome chuckled and pick his jaw up for him and turned his head towards her. His blue eyes locked on hers as she explained the rare phenomenon.
"kaa-san always had a way of getting people to do exactly what she wanted." she said looking into his eyes
"Really?" Naruto asked
“Umm, kaa-san can we get some ramen? I’m hungry" a little voice behind kagome leg piped up.
Naruto looked down to see big turquoise eyes staring back at him. He blinked, they blinked. He bent down to Shippou's level and smiled his usual smile.
“Hey, I’m Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto. What’s yours?" Naruto asked
“Taisho Shippou. You know you shouldn't smile if you don't want to?" the last part shippou whispered in his ear.
Naruto’s eyes widened and gave a small smile to the kit. “thank you." was the hushed reply "now about that ramen!" he exclaimed
Shippou smiled as he grabbed Kagome's hand pulled her into the direction of Ichiraku's ramen shack. “Come on Kaa-san! It’s this way I smell it! Let’s go!!" he dragged a laughing kagome all the way.
Gai looked on with amazement. “So is shippou your son?"
Kun-loon gave a small smile and looked at Naruto. “no, Kagome's."
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P.L: isn't it great?
Inari: what?
P.L: the love in the air, the cuteness in shippou, the mean-ness of Kyuu... O.o oh no.
Matsu: what?
P.L: I forgot about Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: YESSSS HUMAN. YOU DID.
P.L: heh. Bye (runs)
Naru: while P.L is running let's head out
Kag: review
Kan: what the hell? Why are you so perky?!?!
Kag: because she's trying to hook me and Naru-kun up over here.
Naru: yeah I don't mind but Kyuubi keeps sending me these... thoughts
P.L: come tell me. (Therapist mode) now vat is zee problem dat I must help you vit?
Naru: well he just makes me well... hot to say the least
P.L: is dat all?
Naru: umm everyone's watching us.
P.L: oh.
(Crickets chirping)
Naru: GET THEM AWAY MAN, GET'EM AWAY!!!!!
P.L: ok well I’ll get on with that story.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Previously:
“its ok kit, don't worry as soon as he... well hello there." the fox practically drooled at the sight he was greeted to
'What are you looking at Kyuu?' Naruto asked
"Look ahead"
To say Naruto was shocked was an understatement
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Naruto stood stock still. He was looking at an angel no a goddess. She stood 5'4" with long black-blue hair which looked soft to the touch. Curves that could make a road jealous. A healthy tan and lean. Her lips were pouty and dusted a light pink. High cheekbones sat on either side of a feminine nose. Her eyes were the most captivating: pools of blue grey and a hint of gold sat twinkling at him in admiration. When she opened her mouth he nearly died at thevoice that came out.
(Kag hits P.L: YOU BAKA!!!! STOP MESSING AROUND AND NARRATE RIGHT!)
Ahem as I had meant to say: he nearly died at the heavenly sound that flowed out
(Kag nods: better)
“Are you okay? You look a little spaced out." she asked putting her hand on his forehead.
QAQAQAQAQA
Kagome sighed as the dust settled to reveal:man in a green spandex suit.
'WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?' she screamed in her head as she shook the mental trauma away she gazed at another.
'HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!! THERE'S TWO?!?!?!?!' her beast itself cried at the mere sight of it.
“What did I do??? Why meeeeee?!?!?!?!?!?!" it roared. (Heh wasn't expecting lee huh?)
She blinked away the tears that came unbidden. She saw that there was another and looked cautiously praying it wasn't a third clone. No, in fact she saw... a blonde god.
‘Hmm, bronze skin, blue eyes like the sky itself, nice lean figure and muscles. Yummy. Ooh gold hair, and those lips. Ooh buns of steel. I’m in heaven... no wait remember what sesshy said. Focus...focus...on the way he looks oh man. I think he's spaced out'
Kagome put her hand on his head and asked “are you okay?"
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Na ruto just nodded and smiled, “I’m fine"
Kun-loon watched as the nice young man smiled at her daughter. She then turned to her cousin. “so Gai, what have you been doing to yourself, hmm?" she joked
"I HAVE BEEN GOOD LOON-CHAN. HOW ARE YOU ON THIS YOUTHFUL MORNING?!?!?!" he shouted much to the dismay of kagome. So how her mother got a hold of a frying pan and hit the ecstatic Jounin over the head. Black-blue flames surrounded her as she calmly said,
"Lower your voice, Gai."
The Jounin gulped and said, "h-h--hai. Um, as I have said I am well. How about you?" shockingly quiet?
Everyone who was there watched and looked on as he wasn't shouting. Naruto's jaw hung onto the floor. Kagome chuckled and pick his jaw up for him and turned his head towards her. His blue eyes locked on hers as she explained the rare phenomenon.
"kaa-san always had a way of getting people to do exactly what she wanted." she said looking into his eyes
"Really?" Naruto asked
“Umm, kaa-san can we get some ramen? I’m hungry" a little voice behind kagome leg piped up.
Naruto looked down to see big turquoise eyes staring back at him. He blinked, they blinked. He bent down to Shippou's level and smiled his usual smile.
“Hey, I’m Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto. What’s yours?" Naruto asked
“Taisho Shippou. You know you shouldn't smile if you don't want to?" the last part shippou whispered in his ear.
Naruto’s eyes widened and gave a small smile to the kit. “thank you." was the hushed reply "now about that ramen!" he exclaimed
Shippou smiled as he grabbed Kagome's hand pulled her into the direction of Ichiraku's ramen shack. “Come on Kaa-san! It’s this way I smell it! Let’s go!!" he dragged a laughing kagome all the way.
Gai looked on with amazement. “So is shippou your son?"
Kun-loon gave a small smile and looked at Naruto. “no, Kagome's."
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P.L: isn't it great?
Inari: what?
P.L: the love in the air, the cuteness in shippou, the mean-ness of Kyuu... O.o oh no.
Matsu: what?
P.L: I forgot about Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: YESSSS HUMAN. YOU DID.
P.L: heh. Bye (runs)
Naru: while P.L is running let's head out
Kag: review