InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ a little love won't hurt you ❯ fun ( Chapter 8 )

P.L: hello, it’s me Poetic love! I’m back and would like to say thank you to all me faithful reviewers. All of your input helped me a lot. Some of the pairings will get plenty interesting.

Anko: what do you mean by that?

P.L: not telling

Gai: YOUTH! I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO BE PAIRED WITH THE YOUTHFUL ONE KNOWN AS MITIRASHI ANKO!!!!!

Kun-Loon: Gai…….. (Furious look on her face and a frying pan in hand.)

Gai: (gulps) umm I mean… you want me to be with Anko? (Looks relieved as kun-loon shakes her head in approval.)

Anko: you have to tell me how you do that.

Kun-Loon: maybe later dear.

Kagome: hey P.L!

P.L: Un?

Kag: why’d you pair my mom and Jaraiya together. I mean poor Souta.

Souta: yeah! Poor me!

Jaraiya: why? You don’t want me as your future stepdad?

Kagome: I guess she could have done worse (nodding her head)

Souta: yeah a lot worse.

Jaraiya: hey!

P.L: well I don’t know. Tsunade would have killed the poor guy, and well I’m making Kun-Loon a pervert.

Kun-Loon: dear, I was already a pervert.

Kag & Souta: NANI?!?!?

P.L: O.O well ummm….

Itachi: On with the story. P.L somehow captured me and is making me say the disclaimer. She doesn’t own Inuyasha or Naruto. She also threatened to burn my pocky so please! FOR KAMI’S SAKE, REVIEW!

P.L: good boy (throws stick of pocky in the air.) here’s a treat.

(Everyone watches as he jumps up and eats it.)

Naruto: you would think he’d have some shred of dignity left in him.

Kag: Naruto fetch! (Throws cup of instant ramen)

Naruto: MINE! (He runs after it)

Jaraiya: Kyuubi, I feel for ya man. I really do.

Kyuubi: screw you! You never got him out of that habit! You could have helped.

Shippou: here’s that chapter.

You know you like this haha bleh
Previously:
“Oh no Sasuke-san, all that scheming might make you go bald,"Shippou said with mockthen gained a wicked smirk, “besides no one can get to my momma, without going through me first. “Shippou said hopping off Sas-UKEs shoulders and looking at both men. “I don't care what you do. But until you can treat me the way I deem so, you won't go pass friendship status with her. So, you better lay on the charm thick, 'cuz you might be here for a while. Now, about that ramen?“Shippou said gaining up to his mother fast.

Both boys looked at the kit warily. Inside Naruto though, he liked it.

“Let’s go lackeys!" Shippou yelled making two boys think one thing.

'She's totally worth it.'
Now….
Shippou walked next to his mother, while Sasuke walked next to Shippou and Naruto on the other side of Kagome. (Kagome: for all you slow one who don’t know… P.L: HEY! Kag: it’s Sasuke-Shippou-me-Naruto) Kagome was listening to Shippou talking about his prank on the 3 girls that Kagome knew.
(Kagome asked them to babysit a few days ago)
“And I told them that hojo’s gay and he just wanted to look straight! They asked how I knew and I told them I found his diary!” he said laughing.

“Then what?” Naruto asked. Kyuubi laughed because it was a good one.

“Sad thing is… it was really true! I have a copy of his diary here with me! I’ll show it to you when we get to Kaa-san’s home, Naruto. So Sasuke-san” Shippou asked

“Yes?” he answered straining not to kill the kit who reminded him so much of the dobe

“Are you gay too?”

Sasuke almost tripped. Naruto tried hard to keep a straight face but inwardly he and Kyuubi was laughing.

“Oh, oh kit that was priceless!! Did you see his face?! Oh god I’m going to have a heart attack! WA ha ha ha ha” Kyuubi said rolling in his cell

“Kyuu, did I ever tell you how much I like this kid? That was hilarious” Naruto said shaking in laughter

Sasuke got mad. He didn’t want to blow up and make Kagome hate him. ‘I got too far to back down now.’ He thought calming down.

“No Shippou, I am not gay.” He said gritting his teeth.

Shippou looked at him then sniffed. He shook his head. “Oh I get it.” He said smiling sympathetically.
Sasuke looked at him warily. “Get what” he was scared to ask. (Sasuke: Uchiha‘s do not get scared! P.L: right.)

Kagome was watching with veiled amusement.

Shippou walked and patted his leg. “It’s okay you’re a virgin. But man you’re lame.” He said trying not to laugh.

Sasuke face blanked while he was thinking. ‘Did he just? Did he say? OH THAT LITTLE!!’ Sasuke’s face turned red and had to restrain his hands. He stomped off towards the training grounds to get away and calm down. When he was out of sight Kagome, Shippou, and Naruto looked at each other… and then commenced laughing.
“Oh oh god, did you see his face? I thought he was going to scream! Ha ha!” Kagome said laughing

“M-m-mama, I think he can’t take a joke. Poor poor Sasuke.” Shippou said calming down.

“Shippou, you have reached a whole new level! I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy” Naruto said bowing down to the kit. Kagome giggled at them.

“c’mon let’s get that ramen.” She said getting up and going into the stand.


Haha that was a long time to get to a stand. Line break…

Kagome, Shippou, and Naruto entered under the flaps. They sat down on the stools and ordered their lunch. Shippou was watching Naruto smiling and laughing with them.

“See Naruto, now that is a smile.” Shippou said looking at the blond.

Naruto looked at the kit and gave him a small smile.

“Thanks Kit” he said ruffling the small kitsune’s hair. Shippou’s eyes widened as he caught on.

“How’d you know I’m a kit?” he asked looking at him.

Naruto noticed the slip and was beating himself up mentally. “Um-well-I…sigh I guess I should tell you.” He said putting a sound barrier on the three of them.

“Kagome, Shippou, I should tell you guys. I have a centuries old kitsune sealed in my gut and I am hated by my entire village. Well, not everyone and I don’t want you to be pushed away from me because you’re the only ones who I have trusted this much in the last few months. I hope this doesn’t get in between what I hope is a good friendship.” He said, head down cast in fear of rejection.

Kagome looked at her son and both nodded. She picked up his head and seen his eyes shut tight in fear and pain. She kissed his forehead and nuzzled her head against his as a sign of affection between foxes. He opens his eyes lazily and gazed in hers. She smiled and nuzzled him again and gave him a hug. She held him as he gave a shuddering breath.

“Naruto, it doesn’t matter to me. I don’t care. So what you have a demon inside you. That makes you… well you. Unique and one of a kind. Besides, we kitsunes have to stick together, ne?” she said giving him a foxy smile. His eyes widened as he thought about her words.

“You mean…?”

“Yep, I and Shippou here are the same, well sort of. We are full blooded youkai. Like I’m guessing Kyuubi is in you no?”

Both Kyuubi and Naruto are in shock.

“How’d did you know which demon is in me?”

“Even without the enhanced senses I don’t think you’d miss the mutterings of ‘Kyuubi’ and ‘demon spawn’. I just don’t understand why they are so full of it.” Kagome said shaking her head.

“Mama you know how people get when they are afraid of something. Remember Jinenji? How they treated him?” Shippou said

She nodded as she watched Teuchi come out with their orders. Naruto disengaged the barrier as he started to speak.

“Okay! Here is a large order of beef Ramen with extra beef and Naruto (fishcake) for the young red. A large order of chicken Ramen with Extra chicken, beef and veggies with a side of oden for the young lady. And for my number 1 customer in all of Konoha, an extra large miso ramen to start off with. Enjoy” he said looking from Naruto to Kagome and back. He put his thumbs up as if saying ‘go for it’ and walked away. Naruto sweat dropped and scratched the back of his head.

He looked to the amused Kagome and stated, “I never really brought a lady with me so… yeah.” He said embarrassedly. Kagome chuckled and started on her oden. It was gone in one bite. Naruto looked at her in shock.

“What? You expected me to say, “Oh, I’m watching my figure?” hell no! When I’m hungry, I eat, not starve like these girls who wanna be skinny.” She said, watching her ramen like a hawk

Shippou chuckled at Naruto’s face. “Mama was never for the diets everyone was doing.”

Naruto nodded and started eating. He called Kyuu in the link. ‘What are the odds at finding someone to possibly love you all in one day?’
“One in a million kits, but Ero-sennin always said you were extremely lucky when it came to odds. So she accepted you?” Kyuubi said to the boy

‘Yeah. She even nuzzled my cheek and said she and Shippou are kitsunes as well. They’re like you Kyuubi. And they like me enough to stay my friends. And I hope something more.’ He said watching Kagome laugh at something Teuchi said.
‘Looks like the kit found something interesting. Let’s hope she makes him happy.’ The old kitsune thought lying down to rest.
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P.L: now let’s see what Sasuke’s up too hmm? (Turns into a safari tour guide)

P.L: here we now come to training ground 7: home to team 7 and the current place of resident Emo Uchiha Sasuke. Also known stickupit tisasitis homo snakien (1) see how he claims his territory by burning trees with cave-like paintings of random people like Naruto, a miniature Shippou and what looks to be a pink blob on a stick ( I’ll give you a cyber $1 for a cookie if you get it right!). Let’s get a closer look shall we? Matsu let’s go.
Matsu: why me (brings camera to look at Sasuke.)
P.L: watch as he punches the ground in a mixed way, muttering about evil children. Now I will turn on my camera’s mic to hear what is said. Matsu!
Matsu: yeah yeah I got it. (Puts mic up)

Sasuke was burning the trees and grass all around him. He was angry! No rabid even, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling at the back of the head… (Itachi: now that’s enough. Let’s go see those nice people with the white coats on. P.L: never!) He started burning the tree with “Sakura” on it.
“I can’t believe that runt! Saying I’m a virgin. Hah I’m not a virgin! That dobe probably is. Nobody would want to bed a demon any way. Humph. My clans the elite. Itachi will die… wait that demon already killed him. So that means if I kill him, then I am powerful!”
(Kagome: are you okay? P.L: do you know how much it killed me to write that? Someone wants to kill my Naru-kun! Inari: there there)
Sasuke was burning more trees until he calmed down. He looked at the damage and smirked. ‘Soon dobe it will be you’ he thought
(P.L and Matsu walk out from the trees and bushes with singed clothes.)
P.L: Matsu
Matsu: yeah?
P.L: remind me to let Sess-kun train Sasuke for a week. This was my favorite shirt dammit! Do you know how hard it is to find a camo-shirt? Especially in only Green, and other colors?!?! I’ll kill him!
Sesshoumaru: allow me (smiles)
P.L: what are you doing here?
Sess: visiting my imouto to see how she is doing, then going to see that infernal woman of a Hokage. Do you know where this Sesshoumaru can find her?
Matsu: well Kagome is at the ramen stand and Kun-Chan is at her new home. Have fun.
Sess: this Sesshoumaru does not have fun. I have entertainment. Minions get the half-breeds here and make them dance. (Sits down on a chair that appeared. Suddenly Inuyasha and Naraku appears)
Inu: you bastard!
Naraku: this isn’t fair! I was in heaven, dammit!
Everyone looks at him weirdly.
Inu: they had tomb raider playing, and it was getting good.
P.L: why?
Inu: one of the shape-shifters was drunk and shifted into Angelina Jolie in a dominatrix suit. Guess the rest.
Matsu: send me there! Send me there!
Sess: never mind. Dance fools! (Minions crack whips, and Inu and Naraku start dancing)
Naraku: I want my lawyer!
P.L: aww, you want your lawyer? Well I’m your lawyer now! I’m poetic love bitch! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! *hack cough cough hack* man I’m out of practice.
Sess: you do know we’re cutting into the story.
P.L: well I just wanted to say that I’m sorry for taking so long to update. But think of it this way!
Inari: what?
P.L: they got a whole whopping ten pages out of me!
Kono-kun: so?
P.L: you’re no fun (sulks in a corner)
Everyone: riiiiggghhtt.