InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ a little love won't hurt you ❯ did some one say bash? ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Nelle22 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance / Suspense | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.22.2008 | Pages: 7 | Words: 6.3K | Visits: 674 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance / Suspense | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.22.2008 | Pages: 7 | Words: 6.3K | Visits: 674 | Status: Work In Progress
P.L: hey I’m back and here with a new chapter for ALLWHY. It’s mostly a Sakura bashing chapter where she’ll get the crap kicked out of her by Kagome and more so if you don’t like it don’t read it.
Sakura: why are you making me out to be a bad person?
P.L: that’s a very good question. Did anyone else have that same idea?
Cast, readers, and creator of Naruto raises their hands.
P.L: hm looks like everyone. Okay you really want to know? Well I’ll tell you. I think that Sakura should burn in the 9th layer of hell for what she has done to Naruto. All that he has gone through and this pink…thing comes along and by the grace of Kami get’s him to fall in love with her only for him to get in a abusive, one-sided, blind interest in her. It’s sad and demeaning for him. And just one more thing.
(A very small chibi Sakura looks up at P.L)
P.L: you disgust me. I don’t even think you’re a real woman. No self respecting woman would forget herself for a man. That isn’t who you were raised to be.
Kagome: have you seen Mrs. Haruno?
P.L: (stops, thinks and shudders) umm never mind. Just eww.
Naruto: maybe we should move on with the story.
P.L: ( mutters) need vomit bag. Must get mental image away (shudders and rocks back and forth)
Inari: (rubs P.L’s back) its okay, go to a happy place! Naked Youko and Kurama in a pool, Sesshoumaru in a loincloth, Naruto cooking in your kitchen, Sasuke getting mauled by rabid hamsters, Neji bowing to you, Hiei standing near you, tortured by me… yessss.
(Girls have various reactions. Some faint, nosebleed, evil grins on their faces and drool.)
Kyuubi: while everyone else has a drool fest here’s the new chapter.
Shippou: P.L doesn’t own Naruto or Inuyasha. I wish she did so Inuyasha could be turned into a woman.
P.L: that my dear Kitsune, can be arranged. (Evil twisted grin on face)
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Previously:
‘Yeah. She even nuzzled my cheek and said she and Shippou are kitsunes as well. They’re like you Kyuubi. And they like me enough to stay my friends. And I hope something more.’ He said watching Kagome laugh at something Teuchi said.
‘Looks like the kit found something interesting. Let’s hope she makes him happy.’ The old kitsune thought lying down to rest.
Sasuke was burning more trees until he calmed down. He looked at the damage and smirked. ‘Soon dobe it will be you’ he thought
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Now:
Kagome and Naruto were sitting down eating another bowl of ramen. They were chatting about their lives and laughing at the idiot Inuyasha was. Teuchi smiled as he watched them.
‘The kid needs happiness like this. I’ve seen too many fake smiles on his face and now he has a chance to be happy.’ He thought, making another bowl of ramen and oden for the ‘couple’
Naruto watched as Kagome laughed at another one of his pranks on Ero-sennin. He wondered why she didn’t berate him yet and voiced his question.
“Hey Kagome?”
“Yeah Naru-kun?” she answered giggling at his blush
“Umm, I just want to know. Why haven’t you berated me yet? I mean I’m not normal and I’m just not like any other guy and girls sometimes hit me when I do something like pranks, and disrespecting people and I’m just…” he had gotten cut off when Kagome put her finger on his lips and shushed him.
“Naru-kun, I don’t care about whether or not you’re normal. Truth be told I’ve had enough of normal too last me a few decades of solitude. You are in every sense of the word: K-I-T-S-U-N-E. You’re an all around fun loving guy, you bring spirits up, you’re loyal to a fault, and you are powerful in your own right. I don’t you to be normal, I like you now.” She said looking into his eyes. She moved closer to him and kissed his cheek. His eyes closed as he felt the warmth of the kiss seep into his face. He almost moved to pull her closer but a feeling told him to turn around.
Sure enough Teuchi and Ayame were watching them with a video camera. Naruto blinked at the machine. Teuchi just smiled and said, “Don’t worry, and continue. It’s only you’re first real kiss from a girl after all.” He grunted as his daughter elbowed him in the side.
“We’ll just be closing soon. It is really dark outside so you might want to take the little one home.” Ayame said, pointing to a knocked out Shippou. Naruto blushed and nodded. He offered to pick up Shippou and made two Kage Bunshins to carry Shippou and the Doggy bags full with oden and ramen. Kagome blinked and smiled as she looked at the original Naruto rubbing his neck sheepishly.
“I thought we could, you know, walk together?” he asked
Kagome chuckled and walked closer to him and wrapped his arms around her waist. She snuggled into his side and smiled up at him and lean more into him.
“I’d like that.” She said quietly as they walked out of the stand.
Naruto looked at her in the moonlight. Her eyes seemed to glow a sapphire blue and her skin seemed soft to the touch. He lifted his hand and touched her cheek. He watched in rapt fascination as she leaned into his hand as her eyes closed softly, dark lashes sweeping her cheekbones. She sighed and her eyes opened slowly to look into pools of crystal blue. They smiled at each other as they walked to her apartment. They chatted briefly on what she should do on the way.
“Well, I think you should be a teacher. You’re great with children and I know a few people in the academy that you could help. Or maybe you should be a nurse, but they stay in the nasty place all day with no breaks. Hmm, this is hard. Oh maybe you could work for Jiji in the hokage tower, he does need a new assistant to hand out missions and reports and filing stuff, you’re perfect for it and then I could see you whenever I want!” he exclaimed.
She smiled at the thought of seeing him possibly every day.
“Hey Naruto?”
“Yeah Kago-chan?” he said looking ahead.
“Why were you so sad when you saw Sasuke-san?” she asked, not noticing his twitch.
‘Dammit! I knew she was going to ask that question.’ He growled in his mind
‘Well kit you better answer her. Tell her the truth this time. Never lie because she can smell it.’ Kyuubi told him.
“Well Kago-chan, me and him go way back, to a time when me and him were teammates. Ah, those were the days. We would do missions together with a girl who I loved named Sakura.” He said not seeing her eyes dim for a second.
‘He’s in love.’ She thought.
‘No he said ‘loved’ as in he doesn’t love her any more. Listen closely.’ Her inner demon whispered
“I used to swear my undying love for her, and each time I’d get hit because she would think that her “precious Sasuke-kun” would think she was unavailable for him. I don’t remember why I used to say I liked her. I would say “she was safe. If I like her, they won’t hurt me so much. They won’t think me a threat.” I was an idiot true and true. I didn’t find out I even housed Kyuubi until I was 12 years old. And since then I would talk to him, he would teach me his ways and I would tell him what the outside world was like. I changed his cell into a valley, filled with things I used to dream about, fruits and animals, and places I wished so much to go to. Much of my life was filled with beating and what not and I was still praying to whatever Kami that they would be spared. Kyuubi would call me an idiot, but a forgiving one. He would ask, “Why do you still pray for their safety? Why do you still protect them?” and I’d tell him : ‘they’re too angry to see they are hurting a innocent child, too hurt to stop and too used to venting this way to stop let alone apologize. And I won’t hurt them the way they have hurt me.’ It was then he took me into his paws and gave me my first real hug.” He told her looking at the moon. He was startled out of his memory when he felt two arms around his waist pulling him tight. He felt her tears bleed into his clothes and moved to seat them on a nearby bench.
“Kagome? Why are you crying?” he asked her, gently pulling her face to look at him.
“For you.” She answered, looking into his eyes.
“Wha?”
“I’m shedding tears for you. I had a friend with a similar situation that you are in, and he was the kindest soul you’d ever meet. Although he wasn’t as normal as everyone else, he still wanted to help his people. And you remind me so much of him, I just couldn’t help it.” She cried, holding him around his neck. He pulled her closer and rubbed her back. He waited until she calmed down and pulled back from her. He looked at her tear-stained face and whispered, “Beautiful.” He smiled softly at her blush and kissed her forehead. He stayed there, holding and taking in her scent before he motioned to stand.
(Hey I’d give you a cyber cookie and a shout-out if you get it on my next chapter!)
“We’d better get you two home.” He said. Leading her away.
They both stopped dead in their tracks. Kagome looked up at him as to ask him why he stopped.
“Where do you live again?” he asked rubbing the back of his head
“Well I live in the poorer side of town but it’s this huge apartment building. Here I have a picture of it.” She said, reaching into her bag and showing him. She watched as a huge smile appeared on his face.
“Well it will be a pleasure living with you, Neighbor.” He said. He laughed as she hugged him tightly, wrapping his arms around her too.
‘Hey Kyuu?’ he asked in his head
‘Yeah kit?’
‘Why am I so accepting of her hugs?’
‘Because kitsunes love attention and comfort, and we seek it in any way we can. Obviously she looks to you as a security blanket as she knows you better than anyone here.’ The kitsune said stroking its maw.
‘Well I don’t mind that.’ Naruto thought squeezing her tighter to his body.
“I’d like that.” Kagome said kissing his cheek.
‘For some reason he tastes like candy. I like.’ She thought subconsciously licking her lips.
“Why don’t I bring you home, shinobi style?” he asked, getting a slight gleam in his eye.
“What do you mean by THAT?!?!”She yelped as he scooped her up bridal style, and jumped up to the nearest roof. She laughed all the way to her new home. Naruto was enjoying the way she felt against him, her hair blowing softly in the wind, her gentle laughter ringing in his ears and her arms holding him tightly to her. He was sad as the building came into view.
‘Note to self, next time take long way home.’ He thought.
“We’re here” he said. He blinked when he felt her moving closer to him. Ha looked down to see her dozing off. He smiled as he shook her.
“Huh? What happen?” she said sleepily.
“You’re home, Kago-hime.” He whispered in her ear.
“I told you, no (yawn) honorifics.” She mumbled, thinking she was back at Sesshou’s manor.
“But I like calling you that. Do you mind, Kago-hime?” he purred, nibbling her ear. He chuckled half heartedly when her eyes flew open. The dark orbs settled on his face, and went even darker.
“Call me what you will, Naru-sama.” She said seductively, letting her arms drape over his broad shoulders. She watched in delight as he shivered. They eyed each other before he looked away and coughed.
“Umm, so what apartment?” he said
“Number 244, why?”
“I’m 245.” He grinned. He smiled as he let her down. They walked to each other’s apartments and smiled.
“Okay here’s Shippou and your bag full with oden. Do you want me to send in the clone if you need help?” he asked.
“No thanks, besides I have 7 other hands to help.” She said as she took off her glamour on her tails. He gasped at the color.
“So, what kind off kitsune are you?”
“If I tell you, where would the fun be in that? G’night Naru-sama.” She purred, kissing his cheek. She almost closed the door when she heard the quiet “goodnight Kago-hime.”
Naruto watched as she closed the door.
‘You do know she agreed for you to help her in the morning, right?’ Kyuubi said, enjoying watching his kit making a move on the female.
‘Hey Kyuubi, did you see how many tails she has? Or her color? What kind of kitsune is she?’ he asked.
‘Yes I did but now it’s time for bed so open your door and get some sleep. You have a date in the morning.’ The kitsune said, making Naruto go to his door and sleep.
New day, new day!
The birds were chirping loudly waking a certain demon container. Naruto grumbled as he got out of his blankets. He was about to go back to sleep when something pounced on his head. He yelped as he jumped out of bed and fell on the floor.Sakura: why are you making me out to be a bad person?
P.L: that’s a very good question. Did anyone else have that same idea?
Cast, readers, and creator of Naruto raises their hands.
P.L: hm looks like everyone. Okay you really want to know? Well I’ll tell you. I think that Sakura should burn in the 9th layer of hell for what she has done to Naruto. All that he has gone through and this pink…thing comes along and by the grace of Kami get’s him to fall in love with her only for him to get in a abusive, one-sided, blind interest in her. It’s sad and demeaning for him. And just one more thing.
(A very small chibi Sakura looks up at P.L)
P.L: you disgust me. I don’t even think you’re a real woman. No self respecting woman would forget herself for a man. That isn’t who you were raised to be.
Kagome: have you seen Mrs. Haruno?
P.L: (stops, thinks and shudders) umm never mind. Just eww.
Naruto: maybe we should move on with the story.
P.L: ( mutters) need vomit bag. Must get mental image away (shudders and rocks back and forth)
Inari: (rubs P.L’s back) its okay, go to a happy place! Naked Youko and Kurama in a pool, Sesshoumaru in a loincloth, Naruto cooking in your kitchen, Sasuke getting mauled by rabid hamsters, Neji bowing to you, Hiei standing near you, tortured by me… yessss.
(Girls have various reactions. Some faint, nosebleed, evil grins on their faces and drool.)
Kyuubi: while everyone else has a drool fest here’s the new chapter.
Shippou: P.L doesn’t own Naruto or Inuyasha. I wish she did so Inuyasha could be turned into a woman.
P.L: that my dear Kitsune, can be arranged. (Evil twisted grin on face)
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Previously:
‘Yeah. She even nuzzled my cheek and said she and Shippou are kitsunes as well. They’re like you Kyuubi. And they like me enough to stay my friends. And I hope something more.’ He said watching Kagome laugh at something Teuchi said.
‘Looks like the kit found something interesting. Let’s hope she makes him happy.’ The old kitsune thought lying down to rest.
Sasuke was burning more trees until he calmed down. He looked at the damage and smirked. ‘Soon dobe it will be you’ he thought
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Now:
Kagome and Naruto were sitting down eating another bowl of ramen. They were chatting about their lives and laughing at the idiot Inuyasha was. Teuchi smiled as he watched them.
‘The kid needs happiness like this. I’ve seen too many fake smiles on his face and now he has a chance to be happy.’ He thought, making another bowl of ramen and oden for the ‘couple’
Naruto watched as Kagome laughed at another one of his pranks on Ero-sennin. He wondered why she didn’t berate him yet and voiced his question.
“Hey Kagome?”
“Yeah Naru-kun?” she answered giggling at his blush
“Umm, I just want to know. Why haven’t you berated me yet? I mean I’m not normal and I’m just not like any other guy and girls sometimes hit me when I do something like pranks, and disrespecting people and I’m just…” he had gotten cut off when Kagome put her finger on his lips and shushed him.
“Naru-kun, I don’t care about whether or not you’re normal. Truth be told I’ve had enough of normal too last me a few decades of solitude. You are in every sense of the word: K-I-T-S-U-N-E. You’re an all around fun loving guy, you bring spirits up, you’re loyal to a fault, and you are powerful in your own right. I don’t you to be normal, I like you now.” She said looking into his eyes. She moved closer to him and kissed his cheek. His eyes closed as he felt the warmth of the kiss seep into his face. He almost moved to pull her closer but a feeling told him to turn around.
Sure enough Teuchi and Ayame were watching them with a video camera. Naruto blinked at the machine. Teuchi just smiled and said, “Don’t worry, and continue. It’s only you’re first real kiss from a girl after all.” He grunted as his daughter elbowed him in the side.
“We’ll just be closing soon. It is really dark outside so you might want to take the little one home.” Ayame said, pointing to a knocked out Shippou. Naruto blushed and nodded. He offered to pick up Shippou and made two Kage Bunshins to carry Shippou and the Doggy bags full with oden and ramen. Kagome blinked and smiled as she looked at the original Naruto rubbing his neck sheepishly.
“I thought we could, you know, walk together?” he asked
Kagome chuckled and walked closer to him and wrapped his arms around her waist. She snuggled into his side and smiled up at him and lean more into him.
“I’d like that.” She said quietly as they walked out of the stand.
Naruto looked at her in the moonlight. Her eyes seemed to glow a sapphire blue and her skin seemed soft to the touch. He lifted his hand and touched her cheek. He watched in rapt fascination as she leaned into his hand as her eyes closed softly, dark lashes sweeping her cheekbones. She sighed and her eyes opened slowly to look into pools of crystal blue. They smiled at each other as they walked to her apartment. They chatted briefly on what she should do on the way.
“Well, I think you should be a teacher. You’re great with children and I know a few people in the academy that you could help. Or maybe you should be a nurse, but they stay in the nasty place all day with no breaks. Hmm, this is hard. Oh maybe you could work for Jiji in the hokage tower, he does need a new assistant to hand out missions and reports and filing stuff, you’re perfect for it and then I could see you whenever I want!” he exclaimed.
She smiled at the thought of seeing him possibly every day.
“Hey Naruto?”
“Yeah Kago-chan?” he said looking ahead.
“Why were you so sad when you saw Sasuke-san?” she asked, not noticing his twitch.
‘Dammit! I knew she was going to ask that question.’ He growled in his mind
‘Well kit you better answer her. Tell her the truth this time. Never lie because she can smell it.’ Kyuubi told him.
“Well Kago-chan, me and him go way back, to a time when me and him were teammates. Ah, those were the days. We would do missions together with a girl who I loved named Sakura.” He said not seeing her eyes dim for a second.
‘He’s in love.’ She thought.
‘No he said ‘loved’ as in he doesn’t love her any more. Listen closely.’ Her inner demon whispered
“I used to swear my undying love for her, and each time I’d get hit because she would think that her “precious Sasuke-kun” would think she was unavailable for him. I don’t remember why I used to say I liked her. I would say “she was safe. If I like her, they won’t hurt me so much. They won’t think me a threat.” I was an idiot true and true. I didn’t find out I even housed Kyuubi until I was 12 years old. And since then I would talk to him, he would teach me his ways and I would tell him what the outside world was like. I changed his cell into a valley, filled with things I used to dream about, fruits and animals, and places I wished so much to go to. Much of my life was filled with beating and what not and I was still praying to whatever Kami that they would be spared. Kyuubi would call me an idiot, but a forgiving one. He would ask, “Why do you still pray for their safety? Why do you still protect them?” and I’d tell him : ‘they’re too angry to see they are hurting a innocent child, too hurt to stop and too used to venting this way to stop let alone apologize. And I won’t hurt them the way they have hurt me.’ It was then he took me into his paws and gave me my first real hug.” He told her looking at the moon. He was startled out of his memory when he felt two arms around his waist pulling him tight. He felt her tears bleed into his clothes and moved to seat them on a nearby bench.
“Kagome? Why are you crying?” he asked her, gently pulling her face to look at him.
“For you.” She answered, looking into his eyes.
“Wha?”
“I’m shedding tears for you. I had a friend with a similar situation that you are in, and he was the kindest soul you’d ever meet. Although he wasn’t as normal as everyone else, he still wanted to help his people. And you remind me so much of him, I just couldn’t help it.” She cried, holding him around his neck. He pulled her closer and rubbed her back. He waited until she calmed down and pulled back from her. He looked at her tear-stained face and whispered, “Beautiful.” He smiled softly at her blush and kissed her forehead. He stayed there, holding and taking in her scent before he motioned to stand.
(Hey I’d give you a cyber cookie and a shout-out if you get it on my next chapter!)
“We’d better get you two home.” He said. Leading her away.
They both stopped dead in their tracks. Kagome looked up at him as to ask him why he stopped.
“Where do you live again?” he asked rubbing the back of his head
“Well I live in the poorer side of town but it’s this huge apartment building. Here I have a picture of it.” She said, reaching into her bag and showing him. She watched as a huge smile appeared on his face.
“Well it will be a pleasure living with you, Neighbor.” He said. He laughed as she hugged him tightly, wrapping his arms around her too.
‘Hey Kyuu?’ he asked in his head
‘Yeah kit?’
‘Why am I so accepting of her hugs?’
‘Because kitsunes love attention and comfort, and we seek it in any way we can. Obviously she looks to you as a security blanket as she knows you better than anyone here.’ The kitsune said stroking its maw.
‘Well I don’t mind that.’ Naruto thought squeezing her tighter to his body.
“I’d like that.” Kagome said kissing his cheek.
‘For some reason he tastes like candy. I like.’ She thought subconsciously licking her lips.
“Why don’t I bring you home, shinobi style?” he asked, getting a slight gleam in his eye.
“What do you mean by THAT?!?!”She yelped as he scooped her up bridal style, and jumped up to the nearest roof. She laughed all the way to her new home. Naruto was enjoying the way she felt against him, her hair blowing softly in the wind, her gentle laughter ringing in his ears and her arms holding him tightly to her. He was sad as the building came into view.
‘Note to self, next time take long way home.’ He thought.
“We’re here” he said. He blinked when he felt her moving closer to him. Ha looked down to see her dozing off. He smiled as he shook her.
“Huh? What happen?” she said sleepily.
“You’re home, Kago-hime.” He whispered in her ear.
“I told you, no (yawn) honorifics.” She mumbled, thinking she was back at Sesshou’s manor.
“But I like calling you that. Do you mind, Kago-hime?” he purred, nibbling her ear. He chuckled half heartedly when her eyes flew open. The dark orbs settled on his face, and went even darker.
“Call me what you will, Naru-sama.” She said seductively, letting her arms drape over his broad shoulders. She watched in delight as he shivered. They eyed each other before he looked away and coughed.
“Umm, so what apartment?” he said
“Number 244, why?”
“I’m 245.” He grinned. He smiled as he let her down. They walked to each other’s apartments and smiled.
“Okay here’s Shippou and your bag full with oden. Do you want me to send in the clone if you need help?” he asked.
“No thanks, besides I have 7 other hands to help.” She said as she took off her glamour on her tails. He gasped at the color.
“So, what kind off kitsune are you?”
“If I tell you, where would the fun be in that? G’night Naru-sama.” She purred, kissing his cheek. She almost closed the door when she heard the quiet “goodnight Kago-hime.”
Naruto watched as she closed the door.
‘You do know she agreed for you to help her in the morning, right?’ Kyuubi said, enjoying watching his kit making a move on the female.
‘Hey Kyuubi, did you see how many tails she has? Or her color? What kind of kitsune is she?’ he asked.
‘Yes I did but now it’s time for bed so open your door and get some sleep. You have a date in the morning.’ The kitsune said, making Naruto go to his door and sleep.
New day, new day!
“Wake up Naruto! It’s time to help me and momma!” a childlike voice yelled out.
Naruto groaned and looked into turquoise eyes.
“Shippou, I don’t think that waking me up at 8:00 in the morning is good. Waking up any ninja like that could get you killed.” Naruto scolded the little kit.
“You couldn’t kill me! It took me an hour just to get you up like this!” Shippou giggled.
“Oh yea? C’mere squirt!” Naruto made a grab for the squirming kit and tickled him relentlessly. He watched in satisfaction as he was laughing his small head off. He stopped tickling him so they could catch their breath. Naruto looked down on the kit that was lying on his chest.
“Hey Shippou?”
“Yeah?”
“You want to go with me shopping? We could get your mom something nice for her home, maybe a few groceries?”He asked stroking the kits head.
“Can we go hunting too?”
“Sure. Maybe catch a few rabbits.” He smiled as Shippou jumped up with his fist in the air.
“I’ll go ask momma!” Shippou ran to go next door.
Naruto shook his head and started for the shower.
(P.L: maybe he won’t notice… Kagome ties her up and chains her to a pole: bad authoress! No peeking!)
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Kagome was putting up a few dishes when her son raced in. she felt him jump into her arms as he bounced up and down.
“Whoa, slow down kit! What did you set on fire?”
“Momma!”
“Okay I’m joking. Now what up Ship?”
“Momma is it okay if me and Naruto go to town and get some things?” he asked looking up hopefully.
“Now I hope it isn’t something too mean is it?”
“No! It’s for the apartment; you know some pots and pans, food, clothes, soil, maybe a rabbit or two?”
“I don’t mind, let me just go speak to Naruto for a bit.” She said she place Shippou on the couch and walked down the hall to Naruto’s door. She knocked and waited. Imagine her surprise when he opened his door in only a towel.
‘Talk about drool worthy.’ She said in her mind, feeling her beast agree.
“Oh Kagome! I was uh just getting out of the shower and well… Kagome?” Naruto asked. He looked to see her staring at his chest. He smirked at her.
“Umm, are you okay?” he asked waving his hand in her face.
“More than that.” She whispered
“Huh?”
“Umm nothing. I heard you were taking Shippou out to the village.” She said walking in the door way.
“Uhh yeah he said he wanted to go out and I’ll watch him so can we?” he asked using the puppy eyes on her.
“Sure I might meet you guys down there. Maybe at Ichiraku’s for lunch?” she said getting ready to leave.
“I wouldn’t mind meeting you there.” Naruto said, going towards the door too.
“Oh Naruto.”
“Yeah?”
“Shippou doesn’t, under any circumstances, get anything sweet for any such reason. Nothing will sway you to give him candy. If you see candy near you steer him clear of it. Got it?” she threatened him.
“Right, Shippou doesn’t get any candy for any reason. I got it.” He said. He seen Kagome smile at him from the door way and smiled back.
“Oh one more thing, Naruto.” She said over her shoulder.
“yeah Kagome?’
“While you’re out, get a longer towel. While I do love the view, you shouldn’t answer your door like that.” She said giggling as she closed the door.
Naruto blushed as he looked down to see his towel barely covering his ‘family jewels.
‘At least you know she enjoyed the view.’ Kyuubi laughed as his vessel turned even redder, and rushed to his bedroom to throw on clothes.
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Naruto and Shippou just left their building to give Kagome some time to relax. They had some fun laughing and walking around; picking whatever came to mind for the female in their lives. They were at a fruit stand when they ran into a familiar face.
“Well, well Naruto, I never thought to see you laughing again.” A cool male voice called.
“Kakashi-sensei?!?!” Naruto exclaimed. He turned to see his old jounin sensei with a basket in his hand.
“Hey Naruto. How you been?”
“I’ve been great!” Naruto said shaking Kakashi’s other unoccupied hand. Naruto felt Shippou hide behind his leg and smiled down at the kit.
“Hey, Ship, come on out I want you to meet someone!”He said reaching to pull the shy kit out. Kakashi looked down to see an auburn haired kid look up at him with wide eyes. He bent down to say hello. He watched the kid tilt his head like a confused kitten.
“Why are you wearing a mask? Are you ugly?”Shippou asked with as much innocence as his age should have. He watched with maniacal glee as the older males eye twitched.
“No kid. I have what you call ‘fanatical females who stalks you for the end of time.’ Or as you might call them ‘fan girls’. They’re a hell of a trouble.” Kakashi said eye smiling. He pulled out his book of unending smut and kept shopping.
“Hey that looks like the book of smut my Oji-san has in his library!”He said out loud, making various mother’s turn to Kakashi with evil eyes.
“Now now ladies. Let’s not do anything rash.” He said moving towards an exit. The next 10 minutes were a blur of pineapples, melons, sticks, shoes and ungodly punches that made nearly every male cringe in regret.
“How about we leave now?” Naruto said to the tiny kitsune in his arms.
“Why? It’s getting good! They haven’t even gotten to the hard fruit yet!” Shippou exclaimed, munching on an apple. Let’s just say Naruto ran.
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Kagome finished her shower. She put on a towel and went into her room. She started to put on lotion on her body. She walked to her closet. (Have you ever seen the closet on the princess diaries 2? Well imagine that, but with kimonos, dresses, skirts, shirts, shoes, accessories, everything else a girl ever had a rich older brother buy her.) she chose a simple white halter top with a black glittered fox on it saying, “foxy but off-limits”, a black mini skirt that had rhinestones littering the edges and moved to spell a ‘k’ in the back. She chose some black ballerina shoes that had lace black ribbons. She tied them up and brushed her hair out. She had pins pull back her bangs to show the royal blue crescent moon on her fore head. She decided to show it today. She put a little black eyeliner on with some silver eye shadow and some lip gloss on. She looked at herself in the mirror and smiled. She picked up a nice clutch and walked to her door. She opened it to find someone waiting for her.
“Hey, what are you doing here so early?” she asked the particularly tall man.
“Well, I was going to take you and Shippou out. But imagine my surprise that I don’t see anything on fire yet. Or did I come too early?”His almost stoic voice said.
“My lord is never early, just on time.” Kagome mocked.
“You try my patience, miko.”
“And you’re in my way for my date, fluffy.” She smirked at him.
They both laughed at each other.
“Let’s go to Ichiraku’s, they have what you’re looking for. And the smells won’t make your head turn. And that’s where we’re meeting my makeshift nanny. Have you ever heard of Kyuubi?” she asked while she was locking her door. She linked arms with her older brother and started for the ramen shack.
“What’s this about a date?” Sesshoumaru asked, cracking his hand.
“One step at a time big bro, one step at a time.” She said, showing him the way.
“”””””””̶ 1;”””””””””” 221;”””””””poor poor Naruto”””””””””” ;””””””””””R 21;”””””””””’
Naruto was nervous. First he nearly lost Shippou, started 6 fights with drunken villagers and followed by cats. Alas, if only he was smarter and brought some ice cream.
“I WANT ICE CREAM!” a crying Shippou wailed. Naruto tried everything he knew, from picking him up and rocking him, to making funny faces. And he ended up with zilch.
‘Kit, try stroking his back and growling softly. That what my father did to me when my mother wasn’t around.’ The kitsune said taking a bit of control to show Naruto the right pitches to do. In no time the tiny kitsune was slowly dozing off. Naruto smiled and started to walk to Ichiraku’s with a dozing young boy in his arms.
When Naruto reached the flaps, he notices Kagome sitting with an older man, smiling and laughing like they were old friends. He watched as she touched his shoulder and leaned in to kiss him on the cheek. He heard his smooth deep voice call her as he pulled her into him, chuckling at her. Naruto almost didn’t go in until he felt Shippou move in his arm.
‘Well came too far to stop pursuing her now.’ He thought steeling his nerves until he felt the power radiating from the man next to her.
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Kagome was having a nice time with Sesshoumaru. He was telling her everything that his group was doing in the house of the moon.
“They are slowly getting used to everything. After the stint with the bijou, they are enjoying the various jobs I find them in Makai. So tell me, how’s the Vacation?” Sesshoumaru asked, sipping his saucer of sake.
“Well I met this guy and he’s amazing Aniki! He has this smile that just makes you melt and oh god his laugh. He’s great with Shippou. I just don’t want to rush. I mean, sure he’s no you, or Youko, but he’s a great guy. And I’m falling for him. More than I’d ever wanted to do is find someone to keep me happy and he’s done more than that. And it’s only been a day.” She said wistfully.
“And it looks like I get to meet him.” He said with a slight evil grin on his face
“Don’t maim him!”
“Can’t. Too many witnesses.”
“You’re horrible.”
“I try.”
Everyone watched as Sesshoumaru walked up to Naruto and took Shippou out of his arms.
“Hey! Give him back!” Naruto yelled, glaring up at the 6’7”tall man.
“I’ll do with my nephew as I see fit.” Sesshoumaru told him in a cool voice.
“Hey pal, I don’t care. Someone very dear to me trusted me with her son… wait nephew?” Naruto asked dumbfounded.
“Yes. As I have said, nephew. As for Kagome she belongs to me.” Sesshy said looking down.
“Ah, Naruto! I want you to meet my older adoptive brother, Taisho Sesshoumaru. He is a very influential man and he really wanted to meet you as well.” Kagome said introducing Naruto and her brother.
“You are Uzumaki Naruto, chunin and 19 years of age. Also a ‘Friend’ of a fellow lord of mine, right Kyoshi-tono?” Sesshoumaru said, automatically feeling a pulse of Kyuubi’s youki.
“Wait Kyoshi? As in your old childhood friend Kyoshi? The one who you did everything with?” Kagome asked touching her brother’s shoulders.
“Yes, but I’ll go on with that at a later date. Now I’d like to have lunch with my imouto and her intended.” Sesshoumaru said getting two slacked jawed responses.
“Intended?!?!?!?” Naruto yelped.
“You actually approve?!?!?!” Kagome yelped.
“Yes I do.”Sesshoumaru said waking his nephew. He gave a soft smile as Kagome gave Naruto a big hug and a kiss smack dab on the lips. When she did this Naruto’s hands went to her waist holding her as his eyes closed.
‘Kyuu, if this is a dream or one of your sick fantasies that never come true, don’t wake me up.’ Naruto thought to his demon.
‘kit even I am not so cruel to do that to a male that Sesshoumaru “icicle up his ass” “non-social able” “man/boyfriend killer” Taisho actually approves of letting date his female family members. Now that I think about it, he even kills girls he doesn’t approve of.’ The kitsune said
“Well, right about now I could care less. She tastes like strawberries.” Naruto said purring into the kiss. When he felt they needed air he pulled back and gave her the biggest smile. “I can’t believe it. I actually get a girlfriend and her older brother’s approval for dating. Could this day get any better?” Naruto said, hugging her close.
“It depends on how you look at it, young man.” A female voice called. Everyone turned to look.
“Mama!” Kagome said.
“Wow! I get two older brothers! Man sis, I would love to be you!” Souta said behind his mother.
“Now Souta, stop teasing you sister. Now who is this amazing man here that has captured your attention?” Kun-loon said sitting at a table man here that has captured you’re attention?” Kun-loon said sitting at a table. She looked into Naruto’s eyes and smiled.
“Watashi wa Uzumaki Naruto desu. Yoroshiku.” Naruto said bowing to Kagome’s mother.
“Oh my, so well-mannered.” Her mother said, placing a hand on her cheek.
“hn.” Sesshoumaru said sitting next to her.
“Now Sesshou, you are part of the family and you will not, I repeat, will not say that blasted word around me. Are we clear?” she asked. To everyone’s surprise, he did a fearful nod.
“What’s gotten into him?” Kagome asked Souta.
“Let’s just say, she has her ways. That song is just wrong. I swear it’s out to take over the world.” Souta said shivering
Naruto looked at his new fiancée. She turned to him and said two words. “Hamster dance.” He nodded even though he had no idea what it was. Everyone sat down and enjoyed a lunch filled with laughter. Naruto sat next to Kagome, then Shippou, Souta, kun-loon, and Sesshoumaru. Naruto looked around and smiled softly.
‘My new family.’ He thought, stroking Kagome’s hand on the table. She squeezed his for reassurance that she wasn’t going anywhere. They were about kiss when an annoying voice interrupted the whole table.
“What are you doing with that monster!?!?!” a…a…a… (P.L: dammit I don’t have a word for a voice! Kag: just say nasty until you get one. P.L: why’d all the good ones have to be taken? Ship: then say nashy! P.L: got it!) A Nashy voice so high pitched, it cracked a sake bottle.
Naruto sighed. “Sakura.” He said sounding so tired he looked older.
“Your old love?” Kagome asked
“Yeah.”
Sakura was in the front of the store looking just vile. Her skin was pasty white and her pink hair was blinding in the sun. Her clothes where not fitting for her station and she had the smuggest smirk on her face, which made her even uglier.
“Umm, she looks pretty?” Kagome said rather asked.
“You are even more beautiful.” Naruto said smiling softly at her. Kagome smiled and touched his cheek.
“Did you not hear me?! He’s a monster! A freak! A killer! Demon!” Sakura yelled, wanting to see Naruto sad and depressed.
‘Sasuke will have to like me now that I’m humiliating this demon in public! And to see him cry is even better for me!’ she crowed in her head.
“I heard you loudly.” Sesshoumaru mumbled.
“Um Naruto, do you know her?” Shippou asked
“Yeah. Remember how I told you Konoha team’s genins of three, well other than Sasuke; this is my third and final team member, Haruno Sakura.” Naruto said introducing her.
“You will not speak my name for me, Demon!” she screeched. Kagome, Naruto, Shippou, and Sesshoumaru flinched.
“Yikes, turn down the volume, hag.” Shippou said rubbing his ear.
“Let me see sweetie.” Kun-loon said, looking into Shippou’s ear for internal bleeding.
“Are you sure you liked that?” Souta asked Naruto incredulously. He shrugged.
“I was an idiot.”
“But you’re my idiot.” Kagome said.
“Oh, what’s this? You finally tricked a civilian into going out with you? Did you have to pay the little whore? Seeing as you can only get whores into your bed ask around. I’m sure some mindless, blind twit would love to roll with a monster like you.” Sakura said. Sesshoumaru growled.
“You will not speak about my imouto in such a manner.” he said cracking his muscles.
“As you are a civilian, you can’t do anything to me!” she crowed.
“He can’t, but I can.” An aged voice said.
“Who are you…Sandaime-sama!” she said bowing down.
“Haruno, why are you testing my guest’s patience? He is the ruler over the lands you are on now.” Sandaime said, looking at her with a critical eye.
“Jiji! Come over here, I want you to meet someone!” Naruto called happily, pulling Kagome to his “grandfather”.
“Kagome, this is Sandaime hokage, but I call him Jiji! Jiji, this is, hopefully, your new assistant, Kagome!” he said holding her around the waist.
“Pleasure to meet you my dear.” Sandaime said kissing her hand and bowing.
“Why do you bow, Hokage-dono?” Kagome questioned.
“For you are with the moon, as the stars guide you, you play with one of the earth, who is destined to face many trials but he will prevail. Also hime-sama, to not bow in front of the lord’s sister is considered punishable by death, and I still have a few more years in these old bones of mine.” He laughed joyfully.
“Well, I for one am glad to meet you, but to call me anything but my name is a fate worse than any death. So I would like to get to know you better.” Kagome said to him smiling at the stunned elder.
“We’ll talk after your first job.” He said.
“You mean I’m hired? How?”
“Just by knowing Naruto, you’re already considered being my personal assistant.”
“H-h-hokage-sama! surely you jest on letting her be your personal assistant. There has to be someone more qualified than this civilian!” Sakura said in her most humble voice. (P.L: it’s really disturbing to write this you know?)
“And surely there must be better Kunoichi than this thing.” Kagome said looking down emotionlessly at the bowing woman.
“Shit, she’s channeling Sesshoumaru!” Shippou said panicking.
“What’s so wrong about channeling him?” Naruto asked
‘Kit, he only does this when he’s about to kill someone. And Sakura is looking like a big target. Damn skinny bimbos who don’t know when to quit.’ Kyuubi said making Naruto’s eyes widen.
“Sakura maybe you should leave.”Naruto said trying to get her to go.
“What if I don’t?”
“If he doesn’t kill you…” Naruto started
“I will.” Kagome said, pulling a short sword from her back.
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P.L: and thus, ends my longest chapter and the worst kind of cliffy yet.
Kag (pouting in the corner): I thought you said I get to hurt her this time
P.L: listen bub, after 23 pages, your hand starts to get cramped up, then a leg cramp then a neck cramp, then dry eyes from staring at the screen making sure the chapters ready… AND DO I EVEN GET A THANK YOU FOR IT?!?!?! NO! YOU LAZY BASTARDS!
Naruto cast: umm. Thanks?
P.L: oh sure yeah thanks a lot.
Kyuubi: listen we’re all tired and it’s hot so go take a rest and update the rest of your stories tomorrow.
P.L: okay, but now I need a little tension relief.
Males: OH HELL NO!
P.L: dance minions dance! (Hamster dance song comes on)
Naruto: Souta, you’re right, it is taking over the world!
Inari and Gaara: JA ne!
“My lord is never early, just on time.” Kagome mocked.
“You try my patience, miko.”
“And you’re in my way for my date, fluffy.” She smirked at him.
They both laughed at each other.
“Let’s go to Ichiraku’s, they have what you’re looking for. And the smells won’t make your head turn. And that’s where we’re meeting my makeshift nanny. Have you ever heard of Kyuubi?” she asked while she was locking her door. She linked arms with her older brother and started for the ramen shack.
“What’s this about a date?” Sesshoumaru asked, cracking his hand.
“One step at a time big bro, one step at a time.” She said, showing him the way.
“”””””””̶ 1;”””””””””” 221;”””””””poor poor Naruto”””””””””” ;””””””””””R 21;”””””””””’
Naruto was nervous. First he nearly lost Shippou, started 6 fights with drunken villagers and followed by cats. Alas, if only he was smarter and brought some ice cream.
“I WANT ICE CREAM!” a crying Shippou wailed. Naruto tried everything he knew, from picking him up and rocking him, to making funny faces. And he ended up with zilch.
‘Kit, try stroking his back and growling softly. That what my father did to me when my mother wasn’t around.’ The kitsune said taking a bit of control to show Naruto the right pitches to do. In no time the tiny kitsune was slowly dozing off. Naruto smiled and started to walk to Ichiraku’s with a dozing young boy in his arms.
When Naruto reached the flaps, he notices Kagome sitting with an older man, smiling and laughing like they were old friends. He watched as she touched his shoulder and leaned in to kiss him on the cheek. He heard his smooth deep voice call her as he pulled her into him, chuckling at her. Naruto almost didn’t go in until he felt Shippou move in his arm.
‘Well came too far to stop pursuing her now.’ He thought steeling his nerves until he felt the power radiating from the man next to her.
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Kagome was having a nice time with Sesshoumaru. He was telling her everything that his group was doing in the house of the moon.
“They are slowly getting used to everything. After the stint with the bijou, they are enjoying the various jobs I find them in Makai. So tell me, how’s the Vacation?” Sesshoumaru asked, sipping his saucer of sake.
“Well I met this guy and he’s amazing Aniki! He has this smile that just makes you melt and oh god his laugh. He’s great with Shippou. I just don’t want to rush. I mean, sure he’s no you, or Youko, but he’s a great guy. And I’m falling for him. More than I’d ever wanted to do is find someone to keep me happy and he’s done more than that. And it’s only been a day.” She said wistfully.
“And it looks like I get to meet him.” He said with a slight evil grin on his face
“Don’t maim him!”
“Can’t. Too many witnesses.”
“You’re horrible.”
“I try.”
Everyone watched as Sesshoumaru walked up to Naruto and took Shippou out of his arms.
“Hey! Give him back!” Naruto yelled, glaring up at the 6’7”tall man.
“I’ll do with my nephew as I see fit.” Sesshoumaru told him in a cool voice.
“Hey pal, I don’t care. Someone very dear to me trusted me with her son… wait nephew?” Naruto asked dumbfounded.
“Yes. As I have said, nephew. As for Kagome she belongs to me.” Sesshy said looking down.
“Ah, Naruto! I want you to meet my older adoptive brother, Taisho Sesshoumaru. He is a very influential man and he really wanted to meet you as well.” Kagome said introducing Naruto and her brother.
“You are Uzumaki Naruto, chunin and 19 years of age. Also a ‘Friend’ of a fellow lord of mine, right Kyoshi-tono?” Sesshoumaru said, automatically feeling a pulse of Kyuubi’s youki.
“Wait Kyoshi? As in your old childhood friend Kyoshi? The one who you did everything with?” Kagome asked touching her brother’s shoulders.
“Yes, but I’ll go on with that at a later date. Now I’d like to have lunch with my imouto and her intended.” Sesshoumaru said getting two slacked jawed responses.
“Intended?!?!?!?” Naruto yelped.
“You actually approve?!?!?!” Kagome yelped.
“Yes I do.”Sesshoumaru said waking his nephew. He gave a soft smile as Kagome gave Naruto a big hug and a kiss smack dab on the lips. When she did this Naruto’s hands went to her waist holding her as his eyes closed.
‘Kyuu, if this is a dream or one of your sick fantasies that never come true, don’t wake me up.’ Naruto thought to his demon.
‘kit even I am not so cruel to do that to a male that Sesshoumaru “icicle up his ass” “non-social able” “man/boyfriend killer” Taisho actually approves of letting date his female family members. Now that I think about it, he even kills girls he doesn’t approve of.’ The kitsune said
“Well, right about now I could care less. She tastes like strawberries.” Naruto said purring into the kiss. When he felt they needed air he pulled back and gave her the biggest smile. “I can’t believe it. I actually get a girlfriend and her older brother’s approval for dating. Could this day get any better?” Naruto said, hugging her close.
“It depends on how you look at it, young man.” A female voice called. Everyone turned to look.
“Mama!” Kagome said.
“Wow! I get two older brothers! Man sis, I would love to be you!” Souta said behind his mother.
“Now Souta, stop teasing you sister. Now who is this amazing man here that has captured your attention?” Kun-loon said sitting at a table man here that has captured you’re attention?” Kun-loon said sitting at a table. She looked into Naruto’s eyes and smiled.
“Watashi wa Uzumaki Naruto desu. Yoroshiku.” Naruto said bowing to Kagome’s mother.
“Oh my, so well-mannered.” Her mother said, placing a hand on her cheek.
“hn.” Sesshoumaru said sitting next to her.
“Now Sesshou, you are part of the family and you will not, I repeat, will not say that blasted word around me. Are we clear?” she asked. To everyone’s surprise, he did a fearful nod.
“What’s gotten into him?” Kagome asked Souta.
“Let’s just say, she has her ways. That song is just wrong. I swear it’s out to take over the world.” Souta said shivering
Naruto looked at his new fiancée. She turned to him and said two words. “Hamster dance.” He nodded even though he had no idea what it was. Everyone sat down and enjoyed a lunch filled with laughter. Naruto sat next to Kagome, then Shippou, Souta, kun-loon, and Sesshoumaru. Naruto looked around and smiled softly.
‘My new family.’ He thought, stroking Kagome’s hand on the table. She squeezed his for reassurance that she wasn’t going anywhere. They were about kiss when an annoying voice interrupted the whole table.
“What are you doing with that monster!?!?!” a…a…a… (P.L: dammit I don’t have a word for a voice! Kag: just say nasty until you get one. P.L: why’d all the good ones have to be taken? Ship: then say nashy! P.L: got it!) A Nashy voice so high pitched, it cracked a sake bottle.
Naruto sighed. “Sakura.” He said sounding so tired he looked older.
“Your old love?” Kagome asked
“Yeah.”
Sakura was in the front of the store looking just vile. Her skin was pasty white and her pink hair was blinding in the sun. Her clothes where not fitting for her station and she had the smuggest smirk on her face, which made her even uglier.
“Umm, she looks pretty?” Kagome said rather asked.
“You are even more beautiful.” Naruto said smiling softly at her. Kagome smiled and touched his cheek.
“Did you not hear me?! He’s a monster! A freak! A killer! Demon!” Sakura yelled, wanting to see Naruto sad and depressed.
‘Sasuke will have to like me now that I’m humiliating this demon in public! And to see him cry is even better for me!’ she crowed in her head.
“I heard you loudly.” Sesshoumaru mumbled.
“Um Naruto, do you know her?” Shippou asked
“Yeah. Remember how I told you Konoha team’s genins of three, well other than Sasuke; this is my third and final team member, Haruno Sakura.” Naruto said introducing her.
“You will not speak my name for me, Demon!” she screeched. Kagome, Naruto, Shippou, and Sesshoumaru flinched.
“Yikes, turn down the volume, hag.” Shippou said rubbing his ear.
“Let me see sweetie.” Kun-loon said, looking into Shippou’s ear for internal bleeding.
“Are you sure you liked that?” Souta asked Naruto incredulously. He shrugged.
“I was an idiot.”
“But you’re my idiot.” Kagome said.
“Oh, what’s this? You finally tricked a civilian into going out with you? Did you have to pay the little whore? Seeing as you can only get whores into your bed ask around. I’m sure some mindless, blind twit would love to roll with a monster like you.” Sakura said. Sesshoumaru growled.
“You will not speak about my imouto in such a manner.” he said cracking his muscles.
“As you are a civilian, you can’t do anything to me!” she crowed.
“He can’t, but I can.” An aged voice said.
“Who are you…Sandaime-sama!” she said bowing down.
“Haruno, why are you testing my guest’s patience? He is the ruler over the lands you are on now.” Sandaime said, looking at her with a critical eye.
“Jiji! Come over here, I want you to meet someone!” Naruto called happily, pulling Kagome to his “grandfather”.
“Kagome, this is Sandaime hokage, but I call him Jiji! Jiji, this is, hopefully, your new assistant, Kagome!” he said holding her around the waist.
“Pleasure to meet you my dear.” Sandaime said kissing her hand and bowing.
“Why do you bow, Hokage-dono?” Kagome questioned.
“For you are with the moon, as the stars guide you, you play with one of the earth, who is destined to face many trials but he will prevail. Also hime-sama, to not bow in front of the lord’s sister is considered punishable by death, and I still have a few more years in these old bones of mine.” He laughed joyfully.
“Well, I for one am glad to meet you, but to call me anything but my name is a fate worse than any death. So I would like to get to know you better.” Kagome said to him smiling at the stunned elder.
“We’ll talk after your first job.” He said.
“You mean I’m hired? How?”
“Just by knowing Naruto, you’re already considered being my personal assistant.”
“H-h-hokage-sama! surely you jest on letting her be your personal assistant. There has to be someone more qualified than this civilian!” Sakura said in her most humble voice. (P.L: it’s really disturbing to write this you know?)
“And surely there must be better Kunoichi than this thing.” Kagome said looking down emotionlessly at the bowing woman.
“Shit, she’s channeling Sesshoumaru!” Shippou said panicking.
“What’s so wrong about channeling him?” Naruto asked
‘Kit, he only does this when he’s about to kill someone. And Sakura is looking like a big target. Damn skinny bimbos who don’t know when to quit.’ Kyuubi said making Naruto’s eyes widen.
“Sakura maybe you should leave.”Naruto said trying to get her to go.
“What if I don’t?”
“If he doesn’t kill you…” Naruto started
“I will.” Kagome said, pulling a short sword from her back.
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P.L: and thus, ends my longest chapter and the worst kind of cliffy yet.
Kag (pouting in the corner): I thought you said I get to hurt her this time
P.L: listen bub, after 23 pages, your hand starts to get cramped up, then a leg cramp then a neck cramp, then dry eyes from staring at the screen making sure the chapters ready… AND DO I EVEN GET A THANK YOU FOR IT?!?!?! NO! YOU LAZY BASTARDS!
Naruto cast: umm. Thanks?
P.L: oh sure yeah thanks a lot.
Kyuubi: listen we’re all tired and it’s hot so go take a rest and update the rest of your stories tomorrow.
P.L: okay, but now I need a little tension relief.
Males: OH HELL NO!
P.L: dance minions dance! (Hamster dance song comes on)
Naruto: Souta, you’re right, it is taking over the world!
Inari and Gaara: JA ne!