InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ light and dark-forbidden love ❯ Just a Typical Day ( Chapter 1 )

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!#%&Chapter 1&%#!

Sasuke

Sasuke grinned in bloodlust. Tomorrow, they were going to attack Heaven and its angels. He was a little worried, but he squashed the thought down. This was the sort of thing that would come get him killed someday.

But, something whispered in his mind, this is how Itachi died...

SHUT UP!!!

Ah, hit a sore spot, I see.

I said SHUT UP!!!

A little touchy...

Go away!!!

No.

GRRRRR.... I'll KILL you!!!

You can't. I'm you. You're me. The only way to get rid of me is to kill yourself. And you don't want to do that, do you?

I'M the one in control

Whatever. I'll be back, I'm warning you...

Sasuke snapped out of thoughts when he heard Inuyasha ask if he was ready for tomorrow. He really had to stop talking to himself...

"Huh?" Sasuke said.

"Ooooooooohhhhhh did I just hear THE Sasuke say 'huh'?" Inuyasha grinned.

"Tell anyone and I'll kill you," growled Sasuke.

"Oooooohhhhh, I'm so scared," Inuyasha said mockingly, "Sasuke, PLEASE don't kill me!!! I'm so scared!!! Maybe I should call Sesshomaru."

"You wouldn't dare," bit out Sasuke.

"Cool down, macho man," laughed Inuyasha. "You know everything is safe with me. But you know, I could get raised a level higher if I told on you, and as a bonus, I get to see you whipped...."

"Inuyasha, I'm warning you," Sasuke said low and threateningly.

"Whatever," Inuyasha said. "I'm going to see Totosai about my Tetsusaiga and seeing if I can beat Bankotsu. Bye, bitch."

Bankotsu was the head of the Hell armies who carried that HUGE halberd named Banryuu. Insult Banryuu, and he was like the queen of hearts in Alice of Wonderland. In short, off with your head.

Kagome

Kagome sighed. She was tired of everything. It was just so BORING!!! Sakura and Kikyo talking about the latest, hot pink mini-robe, new hot pink 7 inch heels, etc. Of course, SHE wasn't allowed to wear them.

It's not proper for the heir, he says.

I know. It's so unfair!!!

Who the hell are you?

Cussing now, eh, miss HEIR

Shut up

Ooooooohhhhh hit a sore spot BUUUURRRRRRNNNNN

You never answered my question. Who the hell are you?

Aw, hun, no need to get mad, babe

I'm not your babe!!!

Whatever. Have you ever heard of your second voice?

Huh?

A little dim, are you? I mean I'm your conscious, smarty. I'm you

Hey! Who did you call dim!!!

Whatever. Ta ta for now.

"Kagome, does this red shirt look good with this pink top?" asked Sakura, staring at herself in the mirror. "I have a date later."

Kagome looked at the outfit Sakura was talking about. She shivered in disgust. It was a bikini type of shirt, a cami ending right under her breasts, and the skirt barely covered her but.

"Mmm... who picked it out? You?" asked Kagome.

"Kikyou picked it out for me. DUH!!!" Sakura said the last part really loud, and did her squealy laugh, which Kagome thought sounded like a cross between a donkey and a pig...

Typical.

Hey, you're back!

Didja miss me hun?

Get the hell away from me

Aw babe, I can't. I'm you. You're me.

Don't make me hurt you.

You can't hurt me. I'm you. You're me. Remember?

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!

Whatever. But I'll be back later, my little tenshi!!

Kagome rubbed her temples.

"Kaggie(If you haven't guessed, Sakura's and Kikyou's nickname to Kagome)!!! Are you getting a-" Sakura waved her hands wildly, "whatever it's called, a headache!!! That's bad for you! Where's my concealer?" Sakura started rooting in a huge bag of what seemed to be half of the makeup section in a department store.

"I don't need anything, Sakura," said Kagome.

"Are you sure? You'll get wrinkles," Sakura said worriedly.

"Yup. I'm fine. I'm going to the library, kay?" Kagome said.

"Dear, you need to change before you go!" somebody said at the door.

Kagome mentally groaned. It was Kikyou.

"I don't look that bad, do I?" asked Kagome, looking in the mirror. She thought she looked fine in a one piece, baby blue robe that ended a little above her knees. It had flaring sleeves and gold trim. She wore baby blue boots, also with a gold trim. She wore gold bangles on her right arm and wore her pendant, which was a crescant silver moon with a gold star in the middle of the curved, empty spot. It held a tiny heart of diamond. It helped draw Kagome's powers.

"Oh dear hell no! You have absolutely no makeup-"

Kagome had a little lip gloss on.

"Your dressed really weird, and you have no sense of style, honestly..." Kikyou trailed off, picturing in her minds eye how she would dress up Kagome.

"Well..." started Kagome.

"Come here, dear," said Kikyou.

10 minutes later...

Kagome gaped at herself in the mirror. She looked like a total SLUT!!! She was wearing a tight, sleeveless hot pink shirt and a TINY black short-shorts.

"Thanks, Kikyou, but I don't think I need all this. Sorry, but I'm changing back. Bye," Kagome said, forcefully shoving/"leading" them out the door.

Kagome sighed and started to change back into what she was normally wearing.

Sasuke

Sasuke glared at the weapons on his bed, sword absent because he had broken it during training. He needed to visit Totosai soon...

Just then, Kouga came in, another of Sasuke's good friends.

"Yo," Kouga said, falling on his black leather couch. "Nice crash pad."

"Get the hell off, bitch. It's custom made black leather from the dried skin of angels, painted over with an essence of their blood. Pretty damn expensive," Sasuke said, not looking at Kouga, busy with what he was doing.

Kouga whistled. "Yo, you ready for tomorrow?"

"Hell yeah(no pun intended), you know I've been ready for this forever. Now get out, I need to see Totosai," said Sasuke.

Hello my fellow humans and other beings. How is it so far? Please no flamers, but suggestions would be good, and give me feedback, please. Is this long enough? PLEASE R&R!!!