InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Jerry Springer ❯ I'm too sexy ( Chapter 3 )

Jerry: Hi and welcome back, Were here with Akane who says that these girls will not leave my fiance alone. We are here with one of these girls but she has a surprise for you Akane. Would you like to tell her.

Ukyo: Yes, yes I will, Akane I am no longer in love with Ranma. I am in love with Tsubasa.

Akane: You mean that cross dressing dude?

Ukyo: Yes I realized I was in love with him last week.

Jerry: What did Akane mean by cross dressing? Does he dress as a girl?

Ukyo: Well, he does love to dress like a girl or like some kind of inatimate object.

Jerry: Now does this bug you at all?

Ukyo: No, I don't see why he can't dress like a girl if I can't dress like a boy

Jerry: Well, I'm glad you found other love. Now are you guys ready to meet the last fiancé.

Audience: YES, YES, Yes

Jerry: Okay now lets meet Kodiachi

Kodiachi: Oh hohohohohohhoho, I will finally win the man of my dreams heart

Akane : you little bitch you stay away from him he's mine.

Kodiachi: Oh your wrong I mean everyone loves me. I'm so attractive and sexy isn't that right audience.

Audience: Booooooooooooo

Kodiachi: did I mention that I brought free beer for the audience?

(Evryone starts passing out the beer and drinking the beer.)

Akane: Wait don't drink it she put sleeping potion in it.

Audience: *Snore*

Jerry: Now Kodiachi why do you continue to pursue Ranma? Did he tell you ythat he loves you?

Kodiachi: NO but, When I look into his eyes I know that we were meant for each other.. I mean I'm his soul mate so he's coming home with me today Jerry.

Akane: Why you stupid bitch!!

(Akane gets up and tries to go punch Kodiachi. Kodiachi runs at Akane too but is held back by Steve. AS she tries to get out of his grasp she turns around and looks in Steve;s eyes. She then gets out of his grasp)

Kodiachi: *blush * Kind sir what is your name?

Steve: I'm Steve

Kodiachi: Well, please Steve take this rose from me to you.

Steve: Umm.. Ok

(He grabs the rose and as soon as he grabs it sleeping powder flies from the rose and he falls unconscious. She then grabs him and runs away)

Kodiachi:( While running away) You can have Ranma I've found myself a real man.

Jerry: Well, that was interesting. I guess Ranma is just too sexy.

Happosai: Too sexy that's me

Jerry: Where did you come from?

Happosai: Hit it Todd!!

(Happosai starts dancing on the pole as the song I'm to sexy for my shirt comes on)

I'm too sexy for shirt

Too sexy for my love

Soo sexy it hurts

And I do my little thing on the cat walk

( Audience starts dancing and taking off their shirts)

Jerry: And we'll be right back