InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Jerry Springer ❯ Catfight ( Chapter 5 )

Audience: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

Jerry: Hi and welcome back, boy was that a long commercial break. Now our next and final guest here today is Kagome. Now Kagome why are you here?

Kagome: Ok I'm in love with this guy and I know he loves me, I mean he's always protecting me and stuff and he gets all jealous when other guys come near me.

Jerry: Well, it sounds like he likes you a lot so what's the problem?

Kagome: Well, when I first met Inuyasha this old witch bitch kidnapped me and tried to take my soul and put it in this other bitch Kikyo, then she tried to take my baby, Inuyasha. And not only is she trying to get with my guy, she also tried to kill me. So I'm here today to tell that dead bitch to stay the hell away from Inuyasha.

Audience: Wahhhhhhooooooo

Jerry: Now does Inuyasha like Kikyo?

Kagome: He supposedly does but ii don't think so anymore I mean I think even shes creeps him out cause its like she stalks us.

Jerry: Stalks you? How does she stalk you?

Kagome: Okay it's like this we'll be at this town fighting a demon and it's like out of nowhere she always shows up. Coincidence? I think not.

Jerry: Well let's see what she says lets bring out Kikyo.

Audience: Boooooooo, Booooooooooo

Kikyo: You stupid bitch of course,Inuyasha wants to go to hell with me. Who wouldn't I mean look at me.

Kagome: You zombie slut, you are such a whore. You have sex with any man that comes near you and if I wasn't so sure that Naraku was gay I would even say your sleeping with him too.

Kikyo: Whatever, talk to the hand.

Jerry: Now Kikyo, does Inuyasha loves you?

Kikyo: Of course, he's my little honey muffin. Sure I might have cheated on him a little bit , but he can't really expect me to remain faithful to him. I love him but I also love sex sooo........

Audience: ZOMBIE SLUT, ZOMBIE SLUT, ZOMBIE SLUT

Kagome: You bitchy little slut, You stay the hell away from him no one even likes you anyways. I mean think about all the fanfics. Its always me and Inuyasha together and your just his slutty ex girlfriend.

Jerry: Well, let's bring out Inuyasha and see who he decides