InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Jerry Springer ❯ THE Sing OFF ( Chapter 6 )

Audience: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

Jerry: Okay let's bring out Inuyasha

(Inuyasha walks out and walks straight to Kagome and starts making out with her. Kikyo is really pissed off. She is yelling and screaming and kicking but luckily Todd has a hold of her.)

Inuyasha: Kikyo you are a zombie ho and I don't love you anymore. I love Kagome.

Kagome: Ha told you so

Kikyo: No you do not love her. You'll see tomorrow morning you'll be coming to hell with me.

Inuyasha: No I won't you only thought that because you're a stupid delusional fool.

Jerry: Now Inuyasha I understand you had something you wanted to ask Kagome

Inuyasha: Yes, Yes I do

( Inuyasha goes down on one knee next to Kagome and Todd has to hold Kikyo again)

Inuyasha: Kagome will you be my mate?

Audience Awwwwwwwwwwww

Kagome: Yes I will

(Inuyasha and Kagome kiss. Kikyo is now extremely pissed off and she gets out of Todd's hold. Out of nowhere she pulls out her bow and arrows and aims it at Inuyasha and Kagome)

Kikyo: If I can't have you nobody can.

Audience: Boooooooooo

Kikyo: SHUT UP!!!!!

Audience: .....................

Kikyo: Say Goodbye everyone

Far away Voice: ahhhhhhh

Kikyo: What the hell is that sound?

The other voice: AHHHHHHHHH

Kagome: I don't know what it is but it sounds like it's getting closer.

( Everyone looks up to see..........STEVE. Steve continues to fall and lands straight on Kikyo, where she dies suddenly because Steve is a lot of man)

Audience: YAY STEVE

Kagome: But Steve how did you get back here I thought Kodiachi kidnapped you?

( Almost immediately after Kagome asks Kodiachi appears out of nowhere)

Kodiachi: Goodbye my love, I will see you again when these pesky cops aren't chasing me.

Cops: Stop running away we have you surrounded.

Kodiachi: Hohohoho, Goodbye

( Kodiachi leaps away over the buildings. Everyone watches as the cops follow her)

Jerry: Well it looks like were out of time, so it's time for my monologue. What today's show taught is that love can grow anywhere. No matter how insane or creepy or just plain weird your life is. I hope everyone here will be happy in there relationships and stay in love, but the most important thing is.....

( Jerry Springer get cut off when Happosai jumps out of nowhere yet again)

Happosai: Hit it Steve

(Steve magically gets a trumpet and starts playing the tune to Mambo number 5)

Steve : Ladies and gentlemen

This is Mambo No.5

Happosai: One, two, three, four, five

Everybody's in the car, so come on

Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner

The boys say they want some gin and juice

But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week

I must stay deep

Because talk is cheap

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

And as I continue you know

They are getting sweeter

So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord

To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly

It's all good let me dump it

Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita is all I need

A little bit of Tina is what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man

Happosai: Jump up and down go and move it all around

Shake your head to the sound

Put your hand on the ground

Take one step left

And one step right

One to the front and one to the side

Clap your hands once

And clap your hands twice

And if it looks like this

Then you are doing it right

Audience: A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita is all I need

A little bit of Tina is what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here I am

A little bit of Jessica here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man

( Steve plays an awesome trumpet solo and all of today's guest comes out for the refrain)

Jerry: A little bit of Monica in my life

Miroku: A little bit of Erica by my side ( Sango hits him)

Shampoo: A little bit of Rita is all I need

Sesshomaru: A little bit of Tina is what I see

Kodiachi: A little bit of Sandra in the sun, hohohoho

Cops: A little bit of Mary all night long

Akane: A little bit of Jessica here I am

Jaken: A little bit of you makes me your man (Jaken starts making kissy faces at Sesshomaru and Sesshomaru pulls back in horror)

Happosai: I do all

To fall in love with a girl like you

You can't run and you can't hide

You and me gonna touch the sky

Everyone: A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita is all I need

A little bit of Tina is what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man

Jerry: That's our show. Tune in tomorrow for Help My sister is my brother

Well it's finally finished even though it took forever. I'm thinking about doing another fanfic called All my Inuyasha. It's basically a soap opera with all the Inuyasha characters. Its going to make fun of how stupid some soap opera's can be. Review me to tell me if I should write All my Inuyasha. Good bye for now