InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ From The Realm Anaki's Warped Mind: It's Party time! ❯ Yeah, its random...and late! enjoy! ( Chapter 7 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Um...well I don't really own anything here,
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.

Author Note: I dunno, I've always wanted to do a halloween specialty thingy, so enjoy! It'll probably be a day late anyways. By the way, choco poppycorn rulez!

Chapter Seven: Yeah, its random...and late! enjoy!

Reiyu: It's Halloween! -gives little kids candy-

Kaja: Yeah...The joy. Little runts. -hanging up decorations-

Shelby: -slaps Kaja on back- Aw! Come on! Get in the spirit!

Kaja: -coughs- Screw you.

Shelby: I 'don't' swing that way!

Reiyu: -chuckles-

Children: -run to their mothers with O.o faces-

Sicle and Joey: -making out on the couch-

Jacquelyn: Get in costume maggots! -hits whip thingy on back of couch-

Sicle and Joey: Ma'am, yes Ma'am! -scurry to get into costumes-

Sicle: This is degrading. -in a dysfunctional Gay Care Bear costume-

RC#16: It suits you, homo.

Sicle: Discrimnation! -burns chibi-

RC#16: -pile of ashes- Why am I always burned?

Joey: -talking to Sicle- Hey, you think youse gots it bad? -wearing a hooker outfit-

Sicle: Aw, but you look so good in that! It's cute!

Everyone: -shudders-

Jacquelyn: -back in uniform- Alright you other maggots, get into costume now! -cracks whip thingy-

Yami: -in a Hershey's Kiss outfit- Chocolate! -tries to eat costume-

Tsume: -has wolf ears and tail but still in human form- Yum! -tries to eat Yami and the costume-

Kychri: -in a dark fairy costume- No! Tsume, he's not food! -pulls Tsume away-

Tsume: -stands at door waiting to go trick or treating-

Kaja: -in a vampiress costume giving halloweeny type candy buckets to everyone-

Reiyu: -in a priest outfit, complete with rosary and staff- Everyone ready to go?

Everyone: Yes!

Voice from Sky: Not without me you aren't!

Everyone: Aw da**!

Anaki: -appears in red and black robes- What was that?

Everyone: Nothing....-whistle innocently-

Anaki: That's what I thought. -grabs a bucket from Kaja-

Kaja: -annoyed- Can we 'go' now? I want my Twix bars and have no desire to be tormented by little children all night.

Anaki: Why is everything about you?

Kaja: -_-+....

Anaki: The world doesn't revolve around you Kaja!

Kaja: .... -getting steadily angry-

Anaki: You aren't the center of the bloody universe, god, get over yourself!

Kaja: ..... -getting more angry-

Anaki: Yeah, auntie 'told' you that, but she never meant it! I was your cousin and she liked me better than you! Her own daughter!

Everyone else: Oooh!

Kaja: -vien popping up in forehead- Shut...up.

Anaki: -having fun taunting- And what are you going to do if I don't? Huh, you little weakling? -pokes her hard in the chest-

Kaja: -growls at her cousin-

Anaki: -sarcastically- Ooh, she growled at me, I'm so scared!

Reiyu: My dear? Are you sure...you don't want to calm down? -places hand on shoulder and pulls her into a restraining type hug-

Kaja: -calms down, goes limp-

Anaki: See?! That's how weak you are, your boyfriend has to fight your batles for you!

Everyone: OOOH! -eating popcorn and enjoying the drama-

Kaja: -struggles in bf's arms, trying to get free and rend her cousin limb from limb-

Reiyu: -contemplating about letting her go- Hm... -continues to think-

Kychri: Now, now, I'm sure there's a sensible way to resolve this.

Kaja: -gets free and punches Anaki-

Anaki: Ugh! Why you little bi***! -bi***slaps Kaja-

Kaja: -pulls her hair-

Random Mud Puddle appears from nowhere underneath them.

Anaki and Kaja: -slip into mud, still fighting-

Guys (except our two gay friends and our resident gentleman, Reiyu): Oooh, yeah baby! Shake that thing!

Girls: -try to stop their boyfriends from acting indecent-

Anaki: -gets shirt ripped off by Kaja, censor bar is across her chest though-

Guys: Aww!

Anaki: Bi***!

Kaja: Slut!

Anaki: Whore!

Kaja: Lesbian!

Anaki: Point? -touches Kaja in a 'certain' place- I always loved you, I didn't mean anything I said, I was just mad that you didn't want me, kisses-

Everyone: -jaw drop-

Kaja: No! I love Reiyu! Don't I?! -confused, crying, seeks comfort in Reiyu's arms-

Reiyu: -pats her hair, but is stunned nonetheless-

Anaki: -blushes in shame and disappears-

Shelby: Okay, an interesting halloween....
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RC#16: -poking fun at Anaki, Sicle and Joey for being gay-

Everyone: -pounds him into the ground-

Anaki: I'm so unloved....-sniff-

Kaja: I'm confused....

Reiyu: -hugs Kaja- Don't worry, I'll still love you whichever way you decide to go. You can always be bi.

RC#16: And this is a children's fanfic?! -gag- Review!