InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ From The Realm Anaki's Warped Mind: It's Party time! ❯ Joy to the spindle, the spindle of doom, the brussel sprouts are coming....to eat you! ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Um...well I don't really own anything here,
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.

Author Note: I was gonna turn her back into a girl this chappie, but....Shelby insulted 'and' threatened
me for turning her into a guy, so guess what boys and girls?...Well, girls rather, w/e but, now Shelby is
still a guy! Ha, all for the sake of ficdom!

Chapter Six: Joy to the spindle, the spindle of doom, the brussel sprouts are coming....to eat you!

Kychri: -still singing 'Somewhere over the Rainbow'-

Tsume: -has gotten sick off chocolate-

Random Veternarian #0.8: -pets Tsume of head- And this is a common example of why you should never get your dog chocolate...or any other sweets! -Tsume bites her hand- Ow! Why you little....

Tsume: -smirks, but groans in pain, vet helps him.-

Kychri: -'still' singing-

Marik: -joins in-

Other people: -rethink lyrics in head-

Somewhere over the Rainbow!

They must be high!

On what I really don't know, but I want some!

Others: -sigh happily as they stop singing-

Kychri: -pokes a telly-

Tsume: Ahh! She poked it! Run for your lives!

Telly: -head turns around like in the exorcist and it talks in a high munchkin voice- I will eat....your chocolate!

Yami: Nooooooo!

Telly: -holds up something- Phoroah, your one weakness! The dreaded....

Yami: NOOOOO! Not that, anything but that!

Telly: -reveals- BRUSSEL SPROUT!

Yami: -on floor- It's...it's drainging my chocolatey hyperactivity! Noooooo! -is mild mannered accountant with high nasally voice and big dorky glasses and freckles-

Jacquelyn: Holy fu**, what happened?!

Yami: -random office appears- Would you like to make a business transaction ma'am?

Jacquelyn: -grabs something and smashes brussel sprout-

Yami: My hyperness....it's returning....yay! -jumps around room looking for chocolate-

Marik: Pharoah, I shall have your power! -takes out chocolate Rod- (No you sick minded pervs not the one your thinking of. :-P)

Yami: -eats it-

Marik: Noooo! Not my precious choco-rod! That cost a whole dollar!

Kychri: Ooo, a dollar, it's 'sooo' much money.

Others: -snicker-

Anaki: -pops back in- Hey people.

Sicle: -pokes-

Joey: -pokes-

RC#16: -pokes-

Shelby: I'm a guy! -cries- Wait, guys don't cry....da**!

Anaki: Pansy. -turns back into girl-

Shelby: Yay! -tries to hug-

Anaki: -disappears into thin air-

Reiyu: -bursts into room- Who took my dinner?!

Kaja: Huh? Oh, the telly has it.

Telly: -poking brussels or rather Reiyu's din-din-

Reiyu: -attacks Telly and reduces to pile of fluff-

Everyone 'cept Kaja: Da**.

Kaja: -laughs- Never get between my bf and his food.

Brussels: We will, we will, EAT YOU, EAT YOU! We will, we will EAT YOU, EAT YOU! -grow very huge and have triple rows of sharp serried* teeth.-

Reiyu: Yum! -eats all of them-

People who don't like brussels: -run to the bathroom to puke-

A random spinning wheel appears in the middle of the room...
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Random Annoucer Voice: Will the abominations ever die? Will Reiyu get sick? Will Sicle and Joey ever get....un-gay?! What about--

Anaki: Hey, my story's not over yet, get outta here ya free loading bum!

R.A.V: EEEEEEEKKKKK! -runs-
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Sicle: WTF? What's that?

Spinning Wheel: I am the spinning wheel of doom! -view shifts to sharp pointy thing on top of S.W- And he's the spindle of doom! Touch it, Sicle! It's sharp and pointy!

Sicle: Yay! Sharp and pointy are my two favorite things! -touches and falls asleep-

S.W.D: Hahaha! Now to get the others!
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Glossary

Serried: densely packed, don't ask, crap from The Odysessy rubs off on you, we're reading it in class now.
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Anaki: Now it's over.

R.A.V: Yay! -shuffles papers- Will the abominations ever die? Will Reiyu get sick? Will Sicle and Joey ever get....un-gay?! What about the evil S.W?!

S.W: -laughs evilly-

RC#16: -sniffs- I only had a few lines...

Kaja: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and while you're at it, jump off.

RC#16: -does so-

Kaja: -laughs her a** off-

Anaki: -revives her poor chibi and glares at her cousin-

Kaja: ...What?

RC#16: Boo the evil person above me and review!