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Chapter three: Hancle and Gretal.

 

*Auron and Rikku appear, looking lost like Yuna did *

 

Rikku: What the?

 

Narrator: Hello!

 

Rikku: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE GUMMY BEARS ARE AFTER ME AGAIN, AURON, PROTECT ME! *Hides behind Auron *

 

Auron: You are a sad, strange girl you do know that right?

 

Rikku: Not my fault!

 

Narrator: Eh-hem! Your playing Hancle and Gretal, now…. START!

 

Auron: We have no time to be doing such nonsense! Come on Rikku, we are going to look for Yuna!

 

Narrator: Hey!

 

Auron: Out of our way!

 

Narrator: Look, Yuna is safe, she is with Tidus in the story Cinderella. They just got married!

 

Auron: WHAT?! *Faints *

 

Rikku: * Fanning him * Now look what you did you big meanie!

 

Narrator: Sorry!

 

Rikku: HEY, AURON, WAKE UP! *Pokes him but he doesn't move* Well then, if you won't wake up, I'll make you! *Throws a bomb on him and he wakes up, with smoke coming from his body*

 

Auron (sarcastically): Oh, thanks Rikku.

 

Rikku (who is taking him seriously): Your welcome!

 

Narrator: Now please, start the story!

 

Rikku: Ok! Come on Auron, let's go find the yummy candy house with the evil witch that lives inside it!

 

Auron: But what if there are gummy bears there?

 

Rikku (taking a deep breath in): That is just something that I will have to deal with!

 

Auron: Sure, what ever lets go. But how do we know which way the house is?

 

Rikku: Lets just follow this convenient trail of candy!

 

Auron: What ever.

 

*Rikku and Auron start following the trail of candy, Rikku eating piece by piece*

 

Rikku: Hey, wait, aren't we supposed to leave a trail of bread crumbs or something?

 

Auron: That was what the candy was for, BEFORE YOU ATE IT!

 

Rikku: Oh, sorry!

 

* After a while of walking, they reach a giant gingerbread house with candy on it*

 

Rikku: I'm in heaven!

 

Auron: Are you sure? *Points at a couple of gummy bears*

 

Rikku: AHHHHHH! AURON SAVE ME! *Hides behind Auron once again*

 

Narrator: Suddenly, the witch comes out of the house.

 

Seymour: I'm not a witch I'm a wizard!

 

Auron: Dude, does it really matter? By the way I like your pants *starts laughing*

 

Seymour: My mommy says I'm special.

 

Rikku: Even I'm not that special!

 

Seymour: Shut up! *Kidnaps Rikku and carries her into the house *

 

Auron: Great, I lost her……..OH SHIT, I LOST HER! * Paces back and fourth, trying to figure out how to save her*

 

Narrator: Back to Seymour and Rikku.

 

* Seymour puts Rikku in a giant pot *

 

Rikku: Ha! Do you really think you can keep me in this pot? I can escape easily!

 

Seymour: True, but not with my guards!

 

Rikku: What guards?

 

Seymour: OH GUARDS, COME HERE PLEASE! *Giant moving gummy bears with lightning torches come, guarding the pot *

 

Rikku: Mommy….

 

Seymour: Now, I will sit in this chair and think of a way to kill you and find Auron, so that I can kill him too!

 

Rikku(in the fetal position) A, B, C, D, E, F, G gummy bears are guarding me. On is orange and one is blue, one just came and took my shoe, A, B, C, D, E, F, G gummy bears are guarding me. One is yellow, one is green, one just came and looked at my spleen, A, B, C, D, E, F, G gummy bears are guarding me. One is pink and one is red, one looks like it wants to eat my head. A, B, C, D, E, F, G gummy bears are trying to eat me!

 

Seymour: Would you shut up!

 

Rikku: Never!

 

Narrator: Just then. Auron or in the story, Gretal barges in, breaking the peppermint door.

 

Seymour: MY DOOR! Do you know how long I worked on that?

 

Auron: I don't care just give me back Rikku!

 

Seymour: Never!

 

Auron: Oh come on, don't tell me she isn't annoying the crap out of you?

 

Seymour: No…. she is, but in the script it says I have to eat her and well…I'm hungry!

 

Rikku: Ewwwwwwwwwwww! AURON, SAVE ME!

 

Auron: You better give her back to me!

 

Seymour: Why?

 

Auron: Because if Rikku gets hurt or dies when I'm watching her Lulu will kill me and trust me…. you don't want to get on her bad side. *Shivers from just thinking about it*

 

Seymour: Good point but I still can't let you have her!

 

Auron: Oh yeah……*Uses his sword and kills Seymour in one hit* That's all? Gee. This wasn't hard.

 

Narrator: Well, this story is for little kids. We can't have too graphic of deaths!

 

Rikku: But there is cussing in this story!

 

Narrator: True, but come on, what kid doesn't know how to cuss?

 

Auron and Rikku: Good point!

 

Narrator: So with that-

 

Auron (interrupting the narrator): Well come on Rikku, we did this stupid little skit, so now we have to find the others!

 

Rikku: Ok! *Looks at the gummy bears and runs as fast as she can* AHHHHH! HURRY UP AURON!

 

Auron: *Sighs * Right behind you! *Chases her *

 

Narrator: What is with Rikku and gummy bears anyways?

 

Auron: That is a question that you don't want to find the answer to!

 

Narrator: Oh. Hey! You can't leave and start walking into other stories, what if you walk in during an important scene?

 

Auron: Don't care!

 

Narrator: You can't do that!

 

Rikku (calming down now that she isn't near gummy bears): Try and stop us!

 

Auron: Yeah, because if you do, we will kill you!

 

Narrator: *Sighs * Do what you wish!