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Chapter five: Goldilocks and the three bears.

 

Goku: Hey…I know this story…I GET TO EAT THINGS, YEY!

 

Narrator: FINALLY, SOME ONE IS HAPPY ABOUT PLAYING A PART!

 

Goku: As long as I get to eat, I'll be happy!

 

Narrator: Don't worry, you will. So, shall we start?

 

Goku: Sure!

 

Narrator: Ok then. But first, lets start off with our three bears!

 

* Lirin, Kougaiji and Yaone appear*

 

Lirin: Yeah!

 

Yaone: This is quite amusing that I get to be the mama bear!

 

Kougaiji: * Sighs* I hate my life!

 

Lirin: Oh come on, you're just bitter because your mommy never told you any stories when you were little!

 

Kougaiji: And yours does?

 

Lirin: SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP!

 

Narrator: Eh-hem! Can we please start the story?

 

Yaone, Lirin and Kougaiji: Oh…sorry.

 

Narrator: Anyways, we begin our story with three bears. Mama bear, Papa bear and Baby bear. Now, Mama bear had made some yummy soup, but when the three bears tried to eat it, it was too hot for them. So Papa bear decided that they should all take a nice LONG walk.

 

Lirin: Why?

 

Kougaiji: Because I said so!

 

Lirin: Why?

 

Kougaiji: Because other wise, this story wouldn't be able to start and I want to go home!

 

Yaone: Yes, let us be off! *Smiles*

 

Kougaiji: Your too preppy, you know that right?

 

Yaone: Yes, yes I do!

 

Kougaiji: *sighs * Lets just get the heck out of here! *Takes Lirin's hand and drags her outside, Yaone following them *

 

Narrator: Just as the three bears left, we meet Goldilocks. Goldilocks had been traveling for a long time and was hungry and sleepy.

 

Goku: Not to mention my feet are killing me!

 

Narrator: Oh, right! So, anyways, Goldilocks stopped for a breather when she looked up and saw a big house ahead of her. She decided to go up and knock on the door and see if anyone was home. For she wanted to ask if she could eat and rest there for the night so she would be well rested for the next day.

 

Goku: Um, hey, just so you know, I'm a guy!

 

Narrator: Yes, I know that but your playing a girl!

 

* Goku anime falls *

 

Narrator: Well either you play a girl and eat or I can send you back so that your in the middle of no where, starving.

 

Goku (getting up): Ok! *Runs to the house and knocks on the door, but no one answeres* Hmm… I guess no one is home. Oh well, I'll just brake in and make myself feel at home! * Breaks down the door * Now…what to do? *Sniffs the air and smells something good* Hey, FOOD! * Runs to the kitchen and sees the soup on the table* This is my lucky day!

 

Narrator: So, Goldilocks eats Papa bears soup, but it was too hot for him.

 

Goku: Who cares! * Chugs the soup down*

 

Narrator: Ok….then she tries Mama bears soup, but it was too cold!

 

Goku: And again…don't care! *Drinks the soup like a cat drinks water *

 

Narrator: * Sighs* And then she tires Baby bears soup and it was just right!

 

Goku: Yummy! *Eats the soup and the bowl *

 

Narrator: Now, you know what to do now right?

 

Goku: Yeah, I try out all the chairs and then go upstairs and try all the beds!

 

Narrator: Ok, you do all that and I'll go get the three bears!

 

Goku: What ever!

 

Narrator: Now, back to our three bears. The three bears were done with their walk and came home, to see their door knocked down.

 

Kougaiji: Hmm, if I wasn't so tired, I would check this out, but all I want to do is eat some soup and then go to bed! *Him and the other two walk into the house to see everything is gone *

 

Yaone: Ah! Where is my furniture?

 

Lirin: Where are all of our belongings?

 

Kougaiji: Where is my soup?

 

Narrator: So, the three bears began to suspect that they had some one in their house while they where gone.

 

Kougaiji: Yeah…state the obvious!

 

Narrator: Just go upstairs!

 

Lirin: Fine! You don't have to be so cranky about it gees! * Walks up the stairs and screams *

 

Yaone: Lirin, are you ok? * Runs up the stairs, Kougaiji follows her *

 

Narrator: As Papa bear and Mama bear look at their bedroom, which was the only room upstairs, they saw everything was gone as well. The only thing left was little Goldilocks moaning on the ground, from eating everything in the house.

 

Kougaiji: You son of a bitch! You weren't supposed to eat everything in the house, only the soup!

 

Narrator: Ooops, sorry! That was my bad! I told Goku to eat everything to make things more interesting, besides he was hungry!

 

Goku: Yeah!

 

Kougaiji: I'm still mad!

 

Goku: Oh, what are you going to do, kill me?

 

Kougaiji: That's exactly what I plan on doing!

 

Goku: *Screaming like a little girl and runs off, to some other page in the story book *

 

Narrator: So, Papa bear got Goldilocks to leave his family and his home alone and everyone lived happily ever after. Well, everyone except for Goldilocks that it!