InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Miroku Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 9 )

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DISCLAIMER: I OWN EVERYONE!!!! If you really THAT stupid, and you believe me, then your just... clueless. I mean how could I own a show if I'm not rich as hell. You know, I really don't own them. I only own Kisa- chan and my fic.
Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime charactersfrom all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do itwith a smile! My first guest here is Miroku! Please welcome, Miroku to thestudio!

Miroku: *walks out* HI KISA!!

Kisa: o_o Hi?

Mirkou: Will you bare me a child?

Kisa: No.

Miroku: Aw man...

Kisa: ....

Miroku: What about now?

Kisa: If I didn't want to then, what makes you think I want to now.

Mirkou: Fine.

Kisa: Why don't you do Sango?

Miroku: She wont get pregnate!

Kisa: O.O You have?

Miroku: Yea, about 43 times in the past month.

Kisa: How is that possable?!

Mirkou: *shrugs* Beats me.

Kisa: >.< Huh... how many times a year?

Miroku: Hmm... 43x 12

Kisa: Hmmm... *counts in head* O_O

Miroku: How many times a year?

Kisa: 516 times a year????!!!

Mirkou: ^_^ we love to do it! Every single day! We don't miss one!

Kisa: Huh... what about if she is on her... you know....

Miroku: Her... huh?

Kisa: Period.

Miroku: o_o Who cares if she is... we still do it.

Kisa: O.o You are so gross!!!

Mirkou: Yup!

Kisa: Gah...

Miroku: What about now?

Kisa: What are you talking about?

Miroku: You know... what about know?

Kisa: No! I don't want your damn kid!!!

Sango: I'm pregnate!

Mirkou: ^__^ YAY!!!

Sango: I screwed Naraku and got pregnate!!

Kisa: Noooo.... thats gross...

Miroku: O.o agh! >.< don't talk to me... beaner...

Kisa: Huh?

Sango: Now wait... it's either Yours, Inuyasha's, Kouga's, Sesshoumaru's, or Naraku's...

Miroku: OH GOD!

Kisa: Wha??? Now she is a slut?!

Mirkou: I guess.

Inuyasha: You didn't screw me you *beep*

Kisa: *Whew*

Sesshoumaru: You didn't do me either...

Naraku: OR ME!

Kouga: Don't even suspect me...

Miroku: *Whew* That was close.

Kisa: Yea... I guess.

Miroku: What about now?

Kisa: NO! STOP ASKING!

Mirkou: ... FINE!

Kisa: You are so dumb.

Miroku: You are you!!

Kisa: What?

Mirkou: You are stupid!

Youko: As are you, Miroku.

Kisa: As ARE you?

Miroku: Uh...

Youko: Nevermind...

Kisa: Ok! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing animecharacters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time! Stay tuned for my special interview with one of our former guests on the show!
*Commercials*
Kisa: Hello, we have a former guest today in Anime world. Guest... you may now reveal yourself.
Youko: Hey. *walks out*
Kisa: Youko!! Welcome!! Welcome!!
Youko: Hello.
Kisa: People on the other website want me to ask you something.
Youko: Like waht?
Kisa: Are you JUST friends with Hiei, or is there something more?
Youko: Just friends.
Kisa: You swear?
Youko: I think I would know!
Kisa: Would you swear it on all alcohol?
Youko: Yea.
Kisa: Oh....
Youko: I got to go...
Kisa: We are out of TIME anyway! Bye Youko!!

~Curtons Closed~

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