InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Big Dog, Bigger Trouble ❯ Chapter one - 'How did you get stuck in the first place?' ( Chapter 2 )

Hiei

*Youko*

-Kurama-

 

 

Kurama's P.O.V.

 

Yusuke and I where headed to meet the others and an acquaintance of Koenma's that had been around since the Great Dog General was a live. Youko was strangely uneasy about the meeting.

*Do we have to go?!* He whined to his avatar.

-What's your problem this time- I responded slightly exasperated. Youko's squirming was making me rather uncomfortable.

*Well I sorta conveniently `forgot' to return something to the Inu no Taisho, Touga…*

I was about to respond when he was tackled by some one jumping out of a tree. Yusuke the jumper and I tumbled a few times while listening childish laughter.

“Haha! Got this Tsukino you! Rin-nee-san and Shippo-nii-san they gotta do better with you guys,” laughed the person now conveniently perched on my chest, “You guys didn't even pick up this one's sent trace! An' this one knows she is a fragrant dog!”

Tilting my head back to get the hair out of my eyes I looked up at the young individual currently sitting on my person. The kid had short black hair that had platinum blond streaks in it that looked surprisingly natural currently covering the offender's face. A hand with black tribal looking tattoos going up the arm ran through the bangs pulling them back to reveal an extraordinarily attractive androgynous face that was currently smirking down at me.

*Whoa… She's one hot dog!* commented Youko.

-She? What do you mean by she, could easily be a guy- I responded slightly offended due to my own feminine features.

*Hell not with those legs she ain't* He retorted smirking.

I'm not sure if he made the mistake or I did but we wound up catching a good look at the girl's legs; they where long and practically flowing out of her modest cut off shorts. She had tattoos matching the ones on her arm running down them, making a stark contrast to the smooth pale golden peach skin. And currently placing her feet on ether side of my face…

This caused me to become hyper aware of her weight and hands placed on my chest. I could feel my blood rushing to two different places according to the modesty (or rather immodesty in Youko's case) of my two souls. I guessed Youko's reaction to the girl on my chest is why Yusuke started to laugh thus allowing me to focus back on the girl who now had her eyes open.

The odd pairing of gold and grey looked shocked as a light pink flush start to creep up on her cheeks. Blinking she rolled off of me and fell in to Yusuke. They both summer salted backwards and righted them selves looking like a strange set of twins grinning embarrassedly and rubbing the backs of their necks.

That caused my `little' Youko caused problem to reduce in importance. Youko was at them confused. I could feel my jaw to go slightly slack.

The girl was blushing even more. “S-sorry this one thought you where family…” she started to babble, “Shippo and Rin said they might be back or sending back some of their kids to stay with this Tsukino an' Chichi-ue an' their kids always try to get a drop on us thinking they can sneak up on me but they can't cause this one is too much like Chichi-ue an' even if they smelled this one and this Tsukino is fast like him too so they cant catch this one… So sorry bout landing on you and stuff Chichi-ue is always telling this one think before this one acts but this one cannot do that well like him at all… but then again he has had years and years and years to prac”

Yusuke covered her mouth. “Would ya shut the hell up all ready!!”

“This one is sorry,” she responded best she could with a hand over her mouth. She looked down looking dejected, “This one babbles when she is nervous or embarrassed… `Kaa-san does it too… Chichi-ue said when he was younger he found it almost as annoying as Yasha-ji-san…”

I bit down on my thumb nail trying not to laugh at the poor girl and Yusuke's expression. Even Youko was laughing. We both lost complete control over our laughter when she sneezed. Yusuke's face was now priceless making me desperately wish for a camera. His left eye was twitching while his right was wide with shock as he looked disgust at his now damp hand. Then I looked around for the girl. Poor thing had also been propelled back in to the fence at the force of her sneeze. Her head was now stuck in between the posts.

“KUSO!!” she growled trying to pull her self out, “Not again…”

That jarred Yusuke out of his little pity party. He snickered and got up to whip his hand on something. “Serves you right kid,” he said smirking at her as he leaned on the fence.

“It ain't this one's fault exactly, you have pet a cat recently!” she grumbled.

 

What's taking you two so long? Asked Hiei impatiently, Tai-Youkai is becoming aggravated saying he needs to check something at the Sunset Shrine

-We just had a little run in with some one, Tsukino I think, who currently has her head stuck…- I started to reply when Youko started to supply me with some very interesting scenarios evolving the girl.

Hiei started snickering at me. Well she's an attractive one. Give her pure silver hair and he paused there a moment, Kurama help the girl. You're going to want to with in the next two minutes…

I looked down at the girl who was now struggling to kick Yusuke. He was still laughing at her almost hysterically. Her cell phone was going off in her bag too.

“Yusuke, stop, you're not helping the situation and we need to get to the meeting,” I said with a sigh.

*I have a bad feeling about this Red,* said Youko nervously.

“But… she… looks… like… a dog… stuck… in… a hole…” he gasped out not trying to quell his laughter in the least.

*Big bad feeling…*

Yusuke stopped laughing suddenly. “Yo, Kurama, think we worry bout that huge aura? Seems pissed?” he asked suddenly serious.

“He's gonna have this one's tail for this…” The girl whimpered. “Quick you two either gotta help me or get the hell outta here!” she said nervously.

I knelt next to her and placed a hand on her shoulder. She stiffened slightly for a moment but soon relaxed after Youko took over speaking. “Don't worry, we'll get you out.” He said smoothly, “I couldn't leave a beauty like you to fend for her self.”

I felt her aura twitch with some indignation at that but she didn't say any thing about it. She seemed to becoming more nervous as the strong aura came closer. It made me wonder if she could feel it.

*If she feels it why isn't she scared shitless?* asked Youko feeling a bit scared himself.

-Maybe she knows whose it is? - I suggested.

“Get your hands off my daughter!” growled man behind me, “Before This Sesshomaru removes them for you!”

I turned to see a tall white haired man that looked like the girl glaring at Yusuke and I, the girl squirmed and whimpering even more.

“Chichi-ue, would you please help this one out first?” she practically cried.

Oddly her whimpers calm the red eyed man. I watched in awe as his eyes started to turn to gold. Yusuke stepped in front of the girl, holding his sprit gun at the ready.

“What do you want with the girl demon? She ain't one!” he said stupidly.

That got the man growling again. His hand twitched and started to glow green. His teeth where bared showing fangs.

“Hn, Baka,” said Hiei from the tree above us, “If he let's you two live, Koenma is going to have your hides.”

“What do you mean Hiei?” I asked confused.

“That idiot just pissed of one of the Tai-Youkai,” Hiei said smirking, “He just insulted him and his only blood daughter, not to mention his youngest.”

Both Youko and I blanched. “No wonder you told me to help the girl,” we said rather uncomfortable.

“Gees what is this Tsukino now? Chopped liver?!” she said, “Damnit! Help this one before we have a bigger problem than that partial's idiocy!”

“How exactly did you get stuck in the first place?” asked Hiei being strangely talkative.

“That Yusuke kid put a hand over this one's mouth and he had pet a cat… so this one sneezed,” she said as if it where nothing, “Is that not the logical coarse of action when one is allergic to a certain thing?”

I could see the amusement dancing in his eyes. “Good job, Tsukino-san,” he said checking to see how well she was stuck. “Kurama grab her shoulders,” he said putting his hands on either side of her head. I watched him calm her by rubbing right behind her jaw bone. “All right now pull gently…”

As I pulled backward Hiei pushed her head back through the posts. Falling backward all three of us breathed a sigh of relief. The girl jumped up and bowed.

“Domo arigatou gozaimasu, koorunie-san and kitsune-san,” she said standing up right, “This one will see if this one can help your friend.”

Walking up to Yusuke she gave him a good round house kick to his side. “BAKA!!” She yelled at him then went to the feral looking man. “Gomen Chichi-ue…” she said rapping her arms around his waist as she rubbed her nose to his chin.

Koenma, Botan, and Kuwabara had finally showed at this point breathing hard. Yusuke was holding his ribs and cursing a bit, while Youko was looking at the Tai-Youkai jealously.

“This little one just got stuck in a fence again… This one did not stay back at the shrine,” she said apologetically.

The youkai looked down at her with his now gold eyes. “Tsukino, how did you happen to get stuck this time?” He asked sounding board but with a small light in his eyes.

“The baka had pet a cat,” she said pointing back at Yusuke.

The white haired youkai rubbed his nose in his daughter's hair and took a deep breath. His eyes swirled in to crimson again and glared at me.

*Uh-ho…* said Youko scared *he smells it…*

-What?-

*Our smell over most of her body… and our arousal…*

Hiei was eavesdropping and smirked. Way to go fox

*Come on she's hot! Who wouldn't get turn on if she where straddling them with their nose practically in her crotch*

Hiei looked at me pretty shocked. How did you manage that one?

Youko smirked. *You know me* he said providing some images

-That's not what happened, she jumped out of the tree thinking we where part of her family,-

 

“Well at least they are a live,” said Botan cheerily, “but Sesshomaru-sama still seems quite vexed…”

Koenma slapped his hand on his forehead. “What did you two idiots do!” he yelled.

“We didn't do nothing! She jumped us!” Yusuke yelled back.

“Hai, Chichi-ue, this one thought they smelled sorta like family…” said Tsukino, letting go of the demon, “so this one thought Shippo-nii-san and Rin-nee-san sent them…”

“Whoa what's going on here?” said Kuwabara once he caught his breath, “An' who's the little dude.”

That's when I thought all hell would brake loose. Tsukino's eyes narrowed in to a glare that would freeze even Hiei's blood and cracked her knuckles making them glow green while the older demon did the same to me. I don't think I could have moved even if some one pushed me. Youko was quivering. And Yusuke just burst in to a laughter.

Koenma sighed. “Well know is a good a time as any, I sure would have preferred to discuss this indoors over some tea like I had planned,” he said as he crossed his arms, “Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei, I do believe you have heard of him before but any way, please meet Taisho Sesshomaru, High Lord of the Western Lands, son of the Great Dog General, Touga and Lady Taisho-Higurashi Tsukino, daughter of Lord Sesshomaru and his lovely wife Miko Higurashi Kagome, keeper of the Shikon no Tama, destroyer of Naraku, and High Lady of the Western Lands. Tsu-kun we need to get you a shorter title… And Sesshomaru-san Tsu-kun they are, Minamino Kurama, Urameshi Yusuke, Kuwabara Kazuma, and Hiei Jagenshi.”

 

Youko practically burst in to hysterical tears hearing who two where. I gave a polite bow hoping my mild fear and Youko's hysteria was not to prevalent in my sent and aura. I was also hoping that Yusuke's shock and Kuwabara's fear would cover up ours. Hiei didn't look affected at our new information at all besides the smirk on his face which most likely was caused by our reactions.

Tsukino in a complete 180 in mood smiled and bowed in return, “This Tsukino is very pleased to make your acquaintance Hiei-san and Kurama-san.” Then turned and glared at the other two with her fist glowing again, “Now what were you saying about this one?!” she growled.

Crossing his arms Sesshomaru smirked at the young demon in front of him. The wind shifted and recognition flashed a crossed his eyes as he turned toward me. As he walked up to me I was surprised to find him about an inch shorter than I was. He was glaring strait in to my eyes. I felt the need to stare strait back at him. Youko was staring too. Probably making my eyes swirl green and gold.

“Sesshomaru-sama, sorry to interrupt,” said Botan stepping up next to us, “But Koenma-san would like to continue with his meeting… Possibly else were seeing as we are currently in the middle of the side walk.”

That snapped us back to reality. I noticed Hiei smirking at something from the tree. At first assumption I thought it was about the Tai-Youkai and my self, but as soon as I heard Koenma yelling, “NO Don't! He's the best detective I've had so far!” I realized Yusuke was getting his but thoroughly whipped. The sight that greeted me once I turned around confirmed the realization. Kuwabara was slumped on the ground with his head spinning along with bumps and bruises covering it while Yusuke was pinned against the hood of a car by one of Tsukino's hands. Her smirk was one of the most sadistic I had seen since the last tournament we where in. If Youko didn't know her father would kill us if it happened he would have been turned on. Hell even my other side might have even if we where not in fear of death.

I glanced at the white haired youkai. He had a smirk that radiated fatherly pride. That sort of unnerved the human portion of my self. Koenma looked back at us.

“Sesshomaru do something! He's the lead detective!” he cried staying away from the homicidal girl.

The Tai-youkai sighed. “Let him go pup, you can teach him a lesson later,” he said in a board tone.

She let go of him with one final shove in to the car. She walked back over to her father and I, while Yusuke regained his breath. All of her previous sadistic attitude was gone and replaced by a childish air. Koenma looked like he was about to fall over.

“Damn kid!” whined Yusuke rubbing his neck, “You coulda killed me!”

Tsukino looked back at him and smiled, “If this one wanted you dead the only thing left would be the rubber soles of your shoes,” she said in a happy tone, “Don't worry though this one doesn't think the pain will last the night,” then she glared down at Kuwabara with the sadistic glint back in her eyes, “But the same can not be said about Kuwabara-san.”

Botan shivered a bit. “I'm never getting on her bad side,” she whispered as Hiei and the Tai developed identical `you-deserved-it-and-it-was-pretty-damn-funny-to-watch' smirks.

The younger inu demon turned back around to her father and looked down, “This one is sorry for messing up your meeting, Chichi-ue. Murphy's Law was almost in full force to day. Least there wasn't any of Haha-ue's chip dip…” she said with a light nervous chuckle.

Sesshomaru snorted and rolled his eyes. He was either amused or displeased. I could almost hear Hiei smirking. Koenma looked at the relatively small girl looking rather flustered.

“I can see how she would be good on the team, Sesshomaru-san. But why would she need to be watched after?” he asked sounding mildly aggravated.

The Western Lord just rolled his eyes again as if to say `you've-got-to-be-kidding'. Youko was doing practically the same thing.

*If first impressions are any thing, she's got to be a hand full,* he said then smirked lecherously, *Not that I would mind or any thing, she's worth watching.*

“So much like your mother and grandfather,” responded the older youkai next to me, almost wistfully. I smelled salt so I looked over to at the pair of Inu Youkai; tears where forming in the mismatched eyes of the younger, while the older youkai had a far off look. The Tai pat his daughter's head. Koenma's eyes bugged out of his head a bit once the girl's tears came freely.

“Is Lady Kagome…” he started to question hesitantly. A glare was shot at the demi-god.

“Use that infantile brain of yours. Have you seen her in the Reikai?” he stated rather irritated. Tsukino moved to her father's side whimpering and whining slightly.

“Then why the tears?” asked Botan confused.

“It's a long story,” said Sesshomaru with a sigh rapping an arm around the girl, “It would be easiest to explain at our home…” He turned back to the direction Hiei and the others came from.