InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Life As We Knew It ❯ Sedutitta (Haha! I mixed up the title! Acually, it's Attitudes part 2) ( Chapter 2 )

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Chapter 2: Sedutitta (Haha! I mixed up the title! Actually, it's Attitudes part 2)
***In the Feudel Era***
“Wind Scar! Okay, now you try it,” said a certain dog-breathed half demon to a young girl. The girl was short, but by the way she moved, she was definitely older than her appearance made her out to be. She wore a red and white kimoto, had blackish-brown hair, and had as much grace as a deer. She had a very determined look in her gold eyes as she picked up her father's Tetsusiaga.
The girl breathed in a deep gulp of air as she lifted the sword above her head that was twice as big as she was. “Wind Scar!” she yelled as the energy blew away the small cockroach demon and twice as much land as her father's Wind Scar did. “Ha! Beat that!” she retorted to Inu Yasha. “Getting a little rusty, are we?” (teehee! ^_^)
“Shut up, Rai, you stupid girl. You're not suppose to talk to your Dad that way, ya little creitan,” he said back.
“Inu Yasha, she's 16. Leave Rai alone, she's allowed to talk to you `that way'” called Kikyo from the doorway of a small shrine. Turning to Rai, she said, “You to go watch Kayka for a while.”
“But Mo-om! He's 4 years old and still not potty-trained!” She made a face. “I can't sleep in my bedroom anymore because of Kayka! The stench is suffocating!”
Kikyo just raised her eyebrows at her defying eldest child. “If that's how you believe you'll get out of it, a little persuasion is in order. What if I notify Suichi about your true feelings for him, hmm?”
Rai turned pale, then pink, then glared at her mother. “Fine, I'll babysit. But you better know you play way too dirty, Mom.” With that, she stomped her way to the back of the shrine.
Kikyo smiled. `Maybe I do play too dirty sometimes, but when I do, it sure works,' she thought to herself.
“You sure have a way with stubborn girls, don't you?” asked Inu Yasha as he walked up toward the once-clay-pot. (hahahahaaaha! Sorry. I don't like Kikyo.) It was a miracle that they ran into a sorcerer that could change things into living flesh and blood.
“Of course I do. I was once one myself, after all,” replied Kikyo. With that, she walked toward the woods, with Inu Yasha trailing behind.
 
***Present Day Tokyo***
“God, Keiko! Yeesh! No need to throw things at me! I'm going, I'm going! I'll be back with Tukura in half an hour! I promise!” yelled Yusuke as he closed the door to stop another shoe from hitting him in the head.
“I can't believe you fell asleep again! I don't blame Tukura if he starts bringing camping gear to day camp! One of these days, I won't be here and you'll forget him and then he'll have to sleep in the trees!” yelled Keiko's muffled voice through the door.
“Keiko, I can't hear you! I'm walking down the stairs now! Good bye!” called Yusuke as he ran down the stairs. `What they say about anime is true. The girls always hit harder than villains,' he thought as he ran very quickly down the street. When he got to the park where the day camp was, he saw no other kids but a lanky, dark brown haired teenager, Tukura, who was glaring at him.
“Uhh…heh, heh…hi, Tukura! Wanna go home?” asked Yusuke very cautiously.
Tukura turned to glare more fully at his father. “Oh, and who are you? My Dad was supposed to pick me up 15 minutes ago, but I guess he forgot, so I arranged to sleep in the creepy little motel that's an hour's walk from here,” said Tukura very bitterly to his so-called responsible parent.
“Eh, heh heh, I'm sorry, Tukura. I fell asleep""”
“Again,” finished Tukura.
“Smart-mouth. Let's go home,” responded a very annoyed spirit detective.
 
***Somewhere else in Tokyo…***
“Yukina! Yukina, my love!” shouted Kuwabara as he twirled down the hallway of a small house.
“Yukina is thatta way, dimwit,” mentioned an irritated housekeeper, pointing in the other direction of the hallway.
“Yukina! Yukina, my love!” shouted Kuwabara as he twirled down the hallway in the opposite direction.
“Yes? What is it, Kazuma?” asked the ice maiden as her husband burst open the door to her sewing room where she was currently fixing a pair of her son's ripped pants.
“I got a really awesome letter in the mail today! Two free tickets to a battle at Tokyo Dome!” he said as he practically bounced up and down. “The letter said I won a prize of some kind!”
“That's very nice, Kazuma. I, uh, would love to go,” she paused. “Wait. You said they were free? What's the return address say? Things that come free in the mail usually come with a price.”
“It didn't come with a return address, but who cares?! Tokyo Dome, Tokyo Dome, here I come!” sung Kuwabara as he danced in a circle.
“What's Daddy so excited about, Mommy?” asked a small child as he walked in. He had floppy green hair that half-covered his bright crystal blue eyes. The boy was 8-ish years old, with perfectly strait teeth that showed every time he smiled. (i.e. every 3 seconds.)
“Hichiro, sweety, your father just got some very important business mail today,” replied Yukina.
“Tokyo Dome, Tokyo Dome, here I come!” continued Kuwabara as he kept dancing in a circle.
Hichiro looked at his Dad, the turned back to his mother. “Tokyo Dome is important?” the boy asked his Mom.
It was Yukina's turn to stare at Kuwabara. “I guess so.”
“Mom, the bunkbed fell down again,” complained a girl as she walked in with her twin. They were slightly older than Hichiro, with orange hair and chocolate eyes. They looked to be about eleven, and wore matching outfits.
“It was all Liika's fault! I didn't do anything!” the other twin accused.
“Whatever! The top bunk is your's, not mine, Miika,” Liika snapped back at her twin.
 
**There is about ten minutes of their squabbling, with Yukina's desperate attemps to stop them, so please stand by.**
 
“Aww, stop it, you two. Bickering won't get you anywhere. Now let's go fix that bunk,” the unruffled housekeeper said.
“Yay! Thank you Mrs. Yushigari!” the twins shouted in unison as they skipped after the housekeeper.
 
***Yusuke's house***
“Yusuke, I got a strange thing in the mail today. It had no return address,” Keiko told the spirit detective, not looking up from her pile of bills. “Here, take a look,” she said handing Yusuke the letter. He ripped it open.
“Keiko, these are tickets to Tokyo Dome! We need to go!!” said Yusuke, bouncing up and down.
Keiko sighed inwardly. `Why do I have to go?' she thought. “How many tickets are there?” she asked.
“Two,” replied Yusuke.
“Good. You and Tukura can go.”
“Uh-uh. It says only people over 18 can go. Tukura is 15.”
`Oh, merciful God, save me.”
 
***Kurama's residence***
(This is after Hiei chewed out Kino for getting Kurama to stop her parents from murdering each other.)
“Kagome, would you like to go to Tokyo Dome this weekend?” Kurama asked as he walked into the kitchen.
“Sure! Wait. Tokyo Dome tickets are expensive. You didn't…” she warned.
“No, no! They came in the mail free. Funny thing that it didn't have a return address,” the fox demon pondered.
“Very peculiar, but let's go anyway,” Kagome said cheerfully. It had been a long time since she went on a date with Kurama. “Suichi, can you spend the night at Kino's house?”
Suichi rolled his eyes. “Mother, I am 14. I can stay at home by myself.”
`Translation complete: I do not want to spend the night at one of my best friend's house because she's a girl' thought Kagome. She gave him the do-you-really-want-to-have-an-argument-with-me-because-I-will-win look. Suichi got the message.
“Fine, I'll call and see if they're free Saturday night.”
 
***Sango's home***
(This is also after Hiei chewed out Kino for getting Kurama to stop her parents from murdering each other.)
“Why do we have to go, again?!” Sango said as she shot daggers at Hiei.
“Because I find it amusing to watch mortals fight each other in a petty way,” replied Hiei. “I find Tokyo Dome a good place to get that saticfaction.”
“Hmph. Fine I'll go, but you have to know that Suichi is spending the night because Kurama and Kagome are going, too.”
“Hn, fine.”
 
***In the Feudel Era***
“Si-chanu…our fighters Romei and Lashan have gone to get the half-demon Inu Yasha and the miko Kikyo,” hissed a voice from the shadows of a castle.
“Good. We already have the monk and the girl, Botan. The others are within our grasp,” answered Si-chanu.
“Shall I tell that pathetic half-demon Naraku that we have them?” asked the first voice.
“No, Mistique. I will tell him. You go and assemble the others,” the second voice named Si-chanu told the one named Mistique.
“Are you sure? That's a bit over doing it, don't you think? There are eight of them, but three of us could take them. We don't need six fighters.”
“Trust me, Mistique. They are stronger than they look.”