InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Little White Lie ❯ more ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Nelle22 
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Horror / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 11.12.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 992 | Status: Work In Progress
pure funny
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Horror / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 11.12.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 992 | Status: Work In Progress
Kagome: hello everyone. Sadly, our authoress is still knocked out from the sedatives. So from here on out we'll host this story.
Youko: how should I know that it would knock her out?!?!?
Yusuke: the... bottle...said...KNOCK OUT QUIKS!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT SEE IT?!?!?!?
Kurama: Yusuke please stop screaming. You’re hurting our ears.
Shippo: my ears... KAA-SAN THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!! WWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All the girls but P.L: NO! SHIPPO-KUNNNNNN!
Kag: let me see baby.
Botan: aww want me to kiss it?
Keiko: Yusuke bakayarou!!!!!
Yukina: oh dear little shippou!!!
Inari: get some tissues you @$$$&^## (�&@ @^%&%&&$$$ it's your fault anyways!
The boys: O.o
Hiei: Yukina...?
Kuwa: hey Matsu
Matsu: yeah?
Kuwa: is what your sister said even allowed?
Matsu: hm, you say something?
Kuwa: (turns into the Gai clone) curse your hipness!!
(Hiei boots knock him out)
Youko: nice shot Hiei
Hiei: I didn't throw them O.o
Kurama: who did?
P.L: *SNOOOOORRREEEEEE*
Shippo: I’m *sniff* ok. (Big kitsune eyes)
Girls: awwwwwwwww
Boys: gggrroooaannnnn
Youko: well what can you say? He’s a born ladies man.
Kurama: on with the story.
Oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
'Talking' is Kurama
'Talking' is Youko
'Talking' is Hiei
Previously:
"We’d love too Kagome-san." Kurama replied hastily
"Hn."
“Ok follow me quietly, so baka 1 and 2 won't hear us" she says starting to glide out carefully, with shippou on her shoulder
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Now:
Kagome opened the door to her home to the two demons. They entered slowly as to not set off anything in the house. It was neatly furnished. Soft greens and creams set the walls and a drawing of the ocean with some people playing at the beach. It looked very real. That if you touched it could swallow you in it. Hiei sat at the window, still peeved you can still hear thing ringing in his ears. Kurama was sitting down looking at the drawings. Shippou on the other hand was watching Kurama like a hawk.
"So you like my kaa-san?" shippou asked.
Kurama looked slightly taken aback at the bluntness the kit stated. “Umm. I am interested in her" he answered, unsure on how to word his intentions
"hmm." the kit hummed and looked away.
“So nice place you have here" the elder kitsune said
“Why thank you, shippou did all the drawings himself. Didn’t you sweetie?" Kagome said coming out with bowls of 'kaggie specials'
“Wow kaa-san, you made it!!!" shippou said jumping up and down in his seat
“What is that?" Kurama said looking at the sweet concoction
“Why it's only vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, saltines, and a dash of coco powder. It’s my specialty." Kagome said with a hint of pride in her voice.
Kurama and Hiei looked at the treat skeptically and tried a spoonful. Kurama gasped and smiled at the sweet taste that invaded his taste buds. Hiei, on the other hand, had his eyes wide and sat there staring blankly at the wall.
"Umm Hiei-kun? Are you ok?" Kagome asked slowly
“More."
“Whaaa?"
“Hn. more."
Kagome eyed the apparition wearily. Sure enough his bowl was as clean as the day she bought it. The only evidence is the chocolate on his face. She sighed as she got a wet rag.
“I swear." she said laughing lightly as she wiped his face, holding her giggles as he moved away from her hand.
“I can clean myself woman." Hiei growled.
“I’m sure you can."
'Lucky bastard. Hey red, get our face dirty so she can wipe it.' Youko said
'No'
‘Don’t be jealous kitsune. I don't want her. Besides the way the kit's eyeballing you, I’d be more careful of him then her.' Hiei said
“hey kaa-san." shippou asked
“Hai?"
“Where’s yusuke-ojisan? I want to play." he said with a mischievous glint in his eye.
“He’ll be in soon. So Shuichi, can you tell me about yourself? Both halves?" Kagome said calmly.
“Can you tell me how you knew I was a kitsune?" he countered
"Touché. Well as you can see I am a midnight kitsune. I have mostly shadow abilities and elemental powers as well. I like picky and oden and I am yusuke's cousin. And yourself?" she said
“Well I am Shuichi Minamino. I am also a kitsune avatar. I have plant like abilities and I am very much interested in you." he said, his voice becoming deeper.
Shippou looked at him then gasped as he saw a silver outline of the infamous Youko Kurama. His look of awe startled shuichi for a moment.
“I’m Hiei."
“So that's it?"
"Hn"
“is that an 'Hn' yes or 'Hn' no?"
"..."
"Is he going to answer me?"
AQAQAQAQA! Q
Inari: because of what baka yusuke over there did, we had to clean up poor shippou-kun there.
Shippou: I’m fine.
Matsu: hey is she up yet?
Youko: naw P.L isn’t up.
P.L: baka yes I am.
Youko: HOLY PIGS IN A BLANKET!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stares at him.
Youko: what? My therapist said I need to be more random.
Hiei: review
Inari: hey it’s the first time Hiei actually did it by himself!
Hiei: (walks over to Kagome) I did it.
Kag: I see
Hiei: pay. Up.
(Hands over a cooler)
Matsu: what’s in there?
Hiei: pure heaven. (Opens to reveal a lot of ice cream)
Kag: I put an enchantment on it so it’s bottomless.
Hiei: HN
Shippou: review
Youko: how should I know that it would knock her out?!?!?
Yusuke: the... bottle...said...KNOCK OUT QUIKS!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT SEE IT?!?!?!?
Kurama: Yusuke please stop screaming. You’re hurting our ears.
Shippo: my ears... KAA-SAN THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!! WWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All the girls but P.L: NO! SHIPPO-KUNNNNNN!
Kag: let me see baby.
Botan: aww want me to kiss it?
Keiko: Yusuke bakayarou!!!!!
Yukina: oh dear little shippou!!!
Inari: get some tissues you @$$$&^## (�&@ @^%&%&&$$$ it's your fault anyways!
The boys: O.o
Hiei: Yukina...?
Kuwa: hey Matsu
Matsu: yeah?
Kuwa: is what your sister said even allowed?
Matsu: hm, you say something?
Kuwa: (turns into the Gai clone) curse your hipness!!
(Hiei boots knock him out)
Youko: nice shot Hiei
Hiei: I didn't throw them O.o
Kurama: who did?
P.L: *SNOOOOORRREEEEEE*
Shippo: I’m *sniff* ok. (Big kitsune eyes)
Girls: awwwwwwwww
Boys: gggrroooaannnnn
Youko: well what can you say? He’s a born ladies man.
Kurama: on with the story.
Oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
'Talking' is Kurama
'Talking' is Youko
'Talking' is Hiei
Previously:
"We’d love too Kagome-san." Kurama replied hastily
"Hn."
“Ok follow me quietly, so baka 1 and 2 won't hear us" she says starting to glide out carefully, with shippou on her shoulder
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Now:
Kagome opened the door to her home to the two demons. They entered slowly as to not set off anything in the house. It was neatly furnished. Soft greens and creams set the walls and a drawing of the ocean with some people playing at the beach. It looked very real. That if you touched it could swallow you in it. Hiei sat at the window, still peeved you can still hear thing ringing in his ears. Kurama was sitting down looking at the drawings. Shippou on the other hand was watching Kurama like a hawk.
"So you like my kaa-san?" shippou asked.
Kurama looked slightly taken aback at the bluntness the kit stated. “Umm. I am interested in her" he answered, unsure on how to word his intentions
"hmm." the kit hummed and looked away.
“So nice place you have here" the elder kitsune said
“Why thank you, shippou did all the drawings himself. Didn’t you sweetie?" Kagome said coming out with bowls of 'kaggie specials'
“Wow kaa-san, you made it!!!" shippou said jumping up and down in his seat
“What is that?" Kurama said looking at the sweet concoction
“Why it's only vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, saltines, and a dash of coco powder. It’s my specialty." Kagome said with a hint of pride in her voice.
Kurama and Hiei looked at the treat skeptically and tried a spoonful. Kurama gasped and smiled at the sweet taste that invaded his taste buds. Hiei, on the other hand, had his eyes wide and sat there staring blankly at the wall.
"Umm Hiei-kun? Are you ok?" Kagome asked slowly
“More."
“Whaaa?"
“Hn. more."
Kagome eyed the apparition wearily. Sure enough his bowl was as clean as the day she bought it. The only evidence is the chocolate on his face. She sighed as she got a wet rag.
“I swear." she said laughing lightly as she wiped his face, holding her giggles as he moved away from her hand.
“I can clean myself woman." Hiei growled.
“I’m sure you can."
'Lucky bastard. Hey red, get our face dirty so she can wipe it.' Youko said
'No'
‘Don’t be jealous kitsune. I don't want her. Besides the way the kit's eyeballing you, I’d be more careful of him then her.' Hiei said
“hey kaa-san." shippou asked
“Hai?"
“Where’s yusuke-ojisan? I want to play." he said with a mischievous glint in his eye.
“He’ll be in soon. So Shuichi, can you tell me about yourself? Both halves?" Kagome said calmly.
“Can you tell me how you knew I was a kitsune?" he countered
"Touché. Well as you can see I am a midnight kitsune. I have mostly shadow abilities and elemental powers as well. I like picky and oden and I am yusuke's cousin. And yourself?" she said
“Well I am Shuichi Minamino. I am also a kitsune avatar. I have plant like abilities and I am very much interested in you." he said, his voice becoming deeper.
Shippou looked at him then gasped as he saw a silver outline of the infamous Youko Kurama. His look of awe startled shuichi for a moment.
“I’m Hiei."
“So that's it?"
"Hn"
“is that an 'Hn' yes or 'Hn' no?"
"..."
"Is he going to answer me?"
AQAQAQAQA! Q
Inari: because of what baka yusuke over there did, we had to clean up poor shippou-kun there.
Shippou: I’m fine.
Matsu: hey is she up yet?
Youko: naw P.L isn’t up.
P.L: baka yes I am.
Youko: HOLY PIGS IN A BLANKET!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stares at him.
Youko: what? My therapist said I need to be more random.
Hiei: review
Inari: hey it’s the first time Hiei actually did it by himself!
Hiei: (walks over to Kagome) I did it.
Kag: I see
Hiei: pay. Up.
(Hands over a cooler)
Matsu: what’s in there?
Hiei: pure heaven. (Opens to reveal a lot of ice cream)
Kag: I put an enchantment on it so it’s bottomless.
Hiei: HN
Shippou: review