InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Slutty Half-demon ❯ The Half Brother and the Holiday Inn ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter I- The Half Brother and the Holiday Inn

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By: Antonio a.k.a. Pimp Kuja

 

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The sky was blue, and the birds were singing a beautiful melody. The air was crisp and fresh! All of a sudden a voice yelled out: " WINDSCAR" and the happy humming of the birds was silenced. Another voice yelled: "INUYASHA WHY DID YOU BLOW UP THE TREE AND THE BIRDS!?!"

 

"Well, my ears hurt 'cause those birds were singing horribly. It was disrupting my beauty sleep, and the harmony of my ambiental aura." Inuyasha said, while looking at himself in the mirror.

 

"You could have hurt someone, SIT."

 

"Bitch."

 

Suddenly Kagome heard her little brother crying near the tree that was no more. "See! You blew up half of my brother. Now, he's my half brother."

 

"So, that's not my problem. You have life insurance, don't you?" Inuyasha asked.

 

"No, you fool! How ever will we pay the hospital bill!!"

 

"Work at the corner."

 

"The corner store?"

 

"Is that what you call a whore in your era?"

 

"SIT!"

 

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Many Sits later...

 

"Kagome, I'm hungry," Inuyasha moaned.

 

"So? What do you want me to do about it. I'm bankrupt because of you!" Kagome slapped him.

 

"I told you, go work at the corner!"

 

"I don't do that anymore. Not since I went to that episode of Jerry Springer about Slutty 12 year olds on crack."

 

"That explains it all."

 

"SIT!"

 

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Later, at the Hospital...

 

Kagome's mom came out of the room, where she was speaking with the guy from the bank. "Honey, the bank repossessed your Grandpa."

 

"What!?" Kagome asked.

 

"I'm just joking, he's dead, but they did take the house, until we can pay off the hospital bill. Which means, you will go to your 13th cousin, 17 times removed house."

 

"Nooo!"

 

"Well, I'm off to the corner of Methodist Ave. See you in a few years." And she was off, not to be seen again...for now.

 

"Ha ha." Inuyasha laughed.

 

"SIT!"

 

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"I can't believe my mother made me pack up and leave to my idiot cousin's house. I barely even know the guy! The last time I saw him he was doing 25 to life for holding up a convenience store in Idaho. He might have made it if he hadn't been distracted by the penny the clerk threw to stop him. He was always bad with shiny objects..." Kagome told Inuyasha.

 

"Sounds like you that time we got wasted with Naraku and Sesshomaru and tried to climb a pebble. good times, goood times..."

 

"Shut up you stupid mutt."

 

"I know you ain't talking, 'Ms. I try 7000 times a day to get pregnant because I want as many babies as there are people in China, but always fail because I try to get pregnant by a 37 year old midget porn star from Bratislava.'"

 

"I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MENTION THAT EPISODE OF MAURY THAT I WAS ON! SIT! AND NOW STAND UP, AND THEN SIT AGAIN BITCH!"

 

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Upon their arrival at Kuwabara's house, Inuyasha began to feel the effects of demon mating season. Inuyasha went wild, and began to hump tree stumps, and fire hydrants, and anything that stood in front of him for that matter. Kagome was worried, but she saw a pretty butterfly glide across the sky, and quickly lost attention, distracted by the beautifulnessnessness. Kuwabara heard the commotion outside and decided to open the door to find out what was going on. He saw his cousin chasing a butterfly through moving traffic, and what appeared to be an old man with long gleaming white hair, clad in the facade of a teenager's clothing, humping everything in sight. Kuwabara then saw the man's face and realized it was not an old man, but a beautiful young man, with glowing golden eyes... but still humping everything.

 

As the sun set in the western sky, the effects of mating season began to wear off. By this time, Kagome had stopped traffic in the immediate area and had provoked at least 75 car crashes in the past 20 minutes. Inuyasha was no longer in heat, and with his conscious mind in tact, saw the butterfly and also began to chase it. Kuwabara was equipped for the occasion with popcorn and a live video feed to Myspace. The butterfly flew away because of all the loud cars beeping and honking at the fools chasing the bug on the road.

 

Kagome became bored with nothing to do and then decided to lighten her spirits with her favorite word, "SIT."

 

Inuyasha fell flat on his face onto a puddle of gasoline. Blinded by the fluid, he stumbled on a flaming car, and quickly burst into flames. He began to run as Kagome shouted, "Stop, listen, and SIT! Oops, I mean stop, drop, and roll. Sorry... I guess?"

 

Inuyasha had extinguished his face and slowly went up to Kagome. Miraculously, his face still posed the beauty it always flaunted so proudly. Inuyasha could only utter the words "What the hat!?"

 

"What hat?" a confused Kagome replied.

 

"Why?" Inuyasha replied with a hand gesture that Kuwabara understood as a primitive mating call.

 

"What hat? Why the hat...? What...? You know what? Just SIT."

 

"Hat the hell?"

 

"THERE IS NO HAT! JUST SIT!"

 

Kuwabara interrupted their argument with a strange looking hat that had fallen out of Inuyasha's bag. "I think he meant this hat." Kuwabara said.

 

"Oh...ok...I...guess...?" Kagome stumbled to say. "Let's just go inside and go to sleep. Chasing butterflies is SO EXHAUSTING!"

 

Inuyasha quickly followed, stating that he too needed beauty sleep and demanded that he not be disturbed for at least 72 hours. Kuwabara was silent, and just followed them up to the porch. Just then, the butterfly came back and Kuwabara stared at it affectionately. He proceeded to chase it for the rest of the night.

 

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The next morning, Inuyasha's beauty sleep was interrupted by the smell of a variety of flowers. Inuyasha's very sensitive nose picked up on the smell and irritated the very sleepy yet beautiful Inuyasha. He proceeded towards the window, picking up Tetsusaiga on the way. Drowsy as he was, he managed to utter "Wind Scar!" and destroy the annoying flower garden. He then picked up on the footsteps of someone approaching very quickly.

 

"What have you done you vile fiend!" the red haired beauty uttered.

 

Inuyasha immediately fell head over heels for this beautiful stranger. He hesitated, but slowly approached him. Inuyasha said "... Who... are you...?"

 

The stranger seemed to have calmed down after hearing Inuyasha's soft and affectionate voice. "I am Kurama, one of Kuabara's.. um.. acquaintances."

 

"Really? Someone as beautiful as me who is not me associates with a dee dee dee like Kagome's cousin?"

 

"What is a 'dee dee dee'?"

 

"That doesn't matter right now. What matters is this new found feeling…between us..."

 

"What feeling?"

 

"What the hat?"

 

"What hat? Why are we talking about hats? I thought you were about to profess your love to me, fool!"

 

"Oh yeah... that... Well... would you be my bitch, and I'll be your ho?"

 

"What about... him...?" Kurama said as he stared at the butterfly from yesterday.

 

"He means nothing to me, my love." Uttered Inuyasha, causing the butterfly to fly away heartbroken.

 

"Shall we go somewhere and catch up on our 'beauty sleep'?"

 

"How bout we just go to the Holiday Inn and get it on, Inuyasha?"

 

"That works too!"

 

And with that, Kurama and Inuyasha proceeded next door to the Holiday Inn, for what would be Inuyasha's first of many trips to the hotel.

 

TBC...

 

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A/N: Blah. Review. Thanks.