InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Slutty Half-demon ❯ The Mystery of the Flipping Hat ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter II- The Mystery of the Flipping Hat

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By Antonio a.k.a. Pimp Kuja

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The red moon shone bright upon the Holiday Inn as Inuyasha and Kurama slowly made their way next door to Kuabara's house.

 

"So... Shall we go our separate ways?" asked Inuyasha.

 

"We must, for they must never know about us," replied Kurama.

 

"Why?"

 

"Well... I don't know..."

 

"If I'm not good enough for you," Inuyasha pouted before running off to Kuabara's house. "I don't want to see you again! Until tomorrow!" Inuyasha shouted, making his own ears hurt.

 

"Same time, same place?" Kurama asked, after removing the ear plugs.

 

"Yes, now leave my sight!" Inuyasha jumped through a window, thinking it was open but it wasn't.

 

Inuyasha tried to be as quiet as he could, but to no effect. Since he had shouted the whole town had heard him and now knew of the relationship between him and Kurama. Inuyasha found himself in Kagome's room. The smell of booze was overpowering in the room, and Inuyasha's nose was so irritated, he didn't notice himself crashing into everything in the room and tripping over the countless bottles of beer.

 

"WHAT THE FLIP?!!!" Kagome sluggishly got up and screamed.

 

"What flip?" Inuyasha asked in confusion.

 

"FLIP THE HAT?!!!"

 

"Not the hat again... Are you drunk? You stink."

 

"WHAT?! SIT!! SIT NOW!!!!!!! SIT IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Inuyasha fell so hard because of the repeated sit commands that he fell through the floor and landed on top of the guest in the couch. The shock in Inuyasha's eyes was nothing compared to the look of anger, hatred, and empty-headedness in the eyes of the stranger on the couch.

 

"Um... um... um...Have you seen a flipping hat anywhere around here?" asked Inuyasha, finding himself with nothing else to say.

 

"Flipping hat... Flipping hat... FLIPPING HAT ??!!!!!!! YOU WOKE YUSUKE UP FOR A FLIPPING FLIPPING HAT?!! SPIRIT GUN!" screamed the outraged man on Kuabara's couch. The attack caught Inuyasha by surprise and knocked him to the wall, which happened to be made of granite. The repetitive hits on the head had made Inuyasha very mad.

 

"No one messes with Inuyasha and gets away with it!" Inuyasha said as he grabbed his outfit and flung it off to reveal him in a banana suit. As he pulled out Tetsusaiga in preparation for battle, the demon sword went through a drastic transformation from sharp weapon, to a bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup.

 

"Prepare to face my wrath!" he said as he sprayed his foe from head to toe with chocolate.

 

"You dare choco-fy Yusuke?! Yusuke mad... YUSUKE REALLY MAD!!!!" yelled the guest. His eyes became red, his body engulfing itself in flames, and his shocking transformation into a hideous beast was complete. Yusuke was now a cute, cuddly orange kitten, growling at Inuyasha.

 

"This is your big, scary 'Yusuke kill you' move? Ha ha ha ha ha!" smirked Inuyasha. He picked up the kitten and continued to laugh. To his surprise, the kitten sneak attacked Inuyasha, and horribly beat up the dog to the point of humiliation and unconsciousness-ness. Yusuke changed back, and felt sorry for the beat up dog. Yusuke decided to take him to the Hilton Hotel a few blocks away.

 

Yusuke worked as a stripper in the hotel and got a discount every time he stayed at the hotel. He had even won an award for his performance on Playboy TV. In his acceptance speech, he even said, "YO, ma du's Yusuke wanna thank J-E- esus, for helpin' me hump dat pole like a ho. Yusuke also wanna thank Yusuke, cause Yusuke look-a good" After his speech, he was chased out of the studio by a herd of rampaging monkeys, but that's another story.

 

Yusuke got a suite on the 100th floor for them, and once inside, Inuyasha regained consciousness. It was now midnight, and the effects of the red moon were at their strongest. Inuyasha woke up in full mating season mode. Yusuke didn't know what was going on, but found Inuyasha irresistible, and decided to let the ridiculously horny dog have his way with him.

 

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Kagome awoke to find her room and Kuwabara's entire house in total disarray. Kagome walked around, and left her room, making her way downstairs.

 

"Jesus! what happened here? This is worse than that time me and my 'boyfriend' Inuyasha had a guest appearance on Dr. Phil, and he diagnosed us with stupid-insanity-ness-osity syndrome. We were in the nut house for like 3 years... bad memories..." Kagome prattled as she made her way to the kitchen. Kuwabara was already sitting down, calmly having breakfast. He was sitting with a shocked face, staring down at the bowl in front of him.

 

"Kagome look!" Kuwabara shouted in disbelief. "There's a message in my alphabet soup! It says 'ooooooooooooooo'!"

 

Kagome just stared relentlessly at her cousin. Her anger grew and grew until she smashed his head into the bowl. "They're Cheerios you IDIOT!!!" yelled the outraged Kagome. "You're worse than Inuyasha! It's a good thing I brought this extra set of prayer beads (commands not included)." Kagome put the beads around Kuwabara's neck and smiled an extremely evil smile. With glee she yelled, "SIT!” and Kuwabara fell to the floor.

 

Almost simultaneously, there was a large explosion a few blocks away. Kagome rushed to the window to see what was going on. It seemed like the explosion came from the Hilton a few blocks away. She was curious, and since Inuyasha wasn't there , she had nothing better to do than to go investigate. She grabbed her bow and arrows, and set off to the Hilton.

 

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Inuyasha lay between the rubble with nothing but a thong on. He had fell through all 100 floors because of the sit command and now lay in the lobby of the hotel. Yusuke, also nearly naked after his and Inuyasha's night of passion, ran to comfort his new lover.

 

"Yo boo? How you iz ma du?" asked Yusuke in a ghetto fabulous sort of manner. "Yusuke ain't got time to be doin time fo yo crime, u digga, ma nigga"

 

"OW!!! Damn... Ka... go... me..." muttered Inuyasha.

 

"What the hat?" asked Yusuke.

 

"Oh no! Not again! Not the hat!"

 

"What's with you?"

 

"Every time someone mentions that hat, something bad happens. And, I don't even know what hat everyone's talking about!"

 

"You lost the hat?"

 

"That's one way to put it..."

 

"Well then, we've got no choice but to go to the ends of the earth to find the hat!"

 

"WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE?! THAT HAT IS EVIL!!"

 

"But I'm a detective! It's my sworn duty to investigate the mystery of the mysterious hat of mystery. Mysteriously."

 

"NOOOO!"

 

"We're off to find the demon hat! Come on lover boy!" Yusuke said as he dragged Inuyasha out of the Hilton and into the streets to find the flipping hat.

 

TBC...

 

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