InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Vertigo ((Used to be something about polar bears and crayons. x3)) ❯ Chapter 4

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Haku::...>_> Konbanwa my h0m33z.

Modoko::.....Just shut up.

Haku::......Gome ne, for not updating more often. >_> My friend, who updates like, 5 pages each day ( or so she says. The lying wench. >_>;; ) says that if I don’t update more often, no one will like me. And, Modoko-kun agrees. - eyes water.- That’s not true is it? You all like me right? ;__; Uwaah! - runs off, sobbing.-

Modoko::....- finds her huddled in a corner, rocking back and forth.-.....Haku-chan. I have...- holds out a pack.-....Ramen! And Pocky! And ramune!

Haku:: - looks up.- p___q - snatches bag away.- Heh heh heh....- looks through.-

Bottom of the bag:: YuYu Hakusho, InuYasha, Pocky, Ramen and ramune do not belong to Haku-chan. >/ Her secsii Hamtaro lunch box, however, does.

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Chapter, what is it? Four?
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~~** In an old, abandoned warehouse somewhere.**~~

A limp, bloody figure was thrown across the room of the dimly lit building. Long, gruesome gashes ran across the body, dripping crimson life into the puddle that had formed underneath. Various bones pierced the skin, jutting out at odd angles. Yet, despite all these injuries, the person was not dead. Groaning from the pain of a long gash straight through his Adam's apple, he lifted his head, revealing what would be stunning deep blue eyes. Now, they were foggy, hazed over and dead. Midnight blue met on and clashed with evil crimson orbs, and despite his condition, he sent a glare of death towards the owner of the red eyes.

Chuckling, the scarlet eyed beast extended what looked like a tentacle over to the beaten man. Wrapping it around him, he raised him up into the air, only to throw him, rather harshly, into the farthest corner from him. The man hit the wall with a hearty ][ Ha ha.][ thud, and slowly slid down, leaving a bloody trail of his own life force to drip down the cold, metallic wall.

“Kukuku....You will return to your leader and inform him of his very unwise decision to cross me. Sadly, he will not live to regret it.”

The defeated man sent him another searing glare, and rose shakily to his surprisingly, still working legs. He struggled to stay standing, and began to make his way out to the door.

“You’re a vile and despicable creature. There is no way you will better us. We will never allow it. Your plan will fail, we will see to that, Naraku.”

“Hmm....It is true. Your group was once one of the most feared in the demon underground. But now, with it divided, it is a different story, no? Slowly but surely, you yourselves are destroying each other, thus doing my job for me. And, about my plan failing? You know nothing of what I have in store for you. And you will never know, until it is too late.”

The man, after one last glare, stumbled out into the moonless night, leaving behind a bloody trail. Naraku laughed, an evil sound indeed, as he slowly strode out of the shadows. The small amount of moonlight that managed to stream into through the barred windows illuminated his pale skin. His wavy black hair streamed down past his shoulders, accenting his burning crimson hues. His pale lips were set in an malevolent smirk, which widened even more so as two pale arms came up and wrapped around his neck. Another figure, this time a woman, stepped out smoothly from the shadows ][ Shadows are fun eh?][ pressing her body up against his back. Long straight ink black hair fell to about her mid-back, and brown orbs traced the shape of the man before her. She ran her tongue around the rim of his ear before whispering into it.

“He will come, right? He will come, and then we shall have our revenge. Isn’t that so, Naraku?”

His eyes glazed over with lust, as he opened his smirk, baring a sharp white fang. He turned around, so that he was facing the woman behind him ][ Well, not behind him anymore...][ and leaned his head forward, resting his lips on the underside of her chin. Opening his mouth, he scraped his fangs down her neck, and through the middle of her collarbone, drawing a moan from her. He smirked once more, and led her back into the shadows before answering.

“Yes, my dear Kikyou. He will fall. Soon, they will all fall.” And with that, he sank his fangs into her pallid skin, eliciting a loud, lusty moan.

And up in the safe dim rafters, sat lone figure, her mouth set in a grimace of disgust. Her red eyes closed as unwanted sounds reached her sensitive ears. It was disgusting. Despite her rather normal ability of smell and sight, she could still see them, rutting, and smell their horrible stench of arousal. For the life of her, Kagura couldn’t see how he could bring himself to mate with this whore of a bitch. But then again, he is one of the most contemptible and appalling demons around.

~~** In another warehouse, but not abandoned, somewhere.**~~

“I fold.”

“Fold.”

“Bastard.”

“What was that?!”

“I fold! I fold!”

“Ha ha! Royal flush! Off with thy under-garments, ye knaves!”

“Fuck you Miroku....”

The man with short black hair, tied at the nape of his neck, known as Miroku smirked broadly, showing off a white fang, his violet eyes glinting, as the man in front of him stepped out of his boxers. The smirk, however, disappeared as said boxers came soaring through the air to hit him in the middle of his face.

After a few seconds of disturbed silence, Miroku rose up from his chair, a somewhat lecherous grin on his face. He slowly stalked over to the now nude silver-haired man, who had begun backing away from Miroku at the sight of his face. The two others just looked on in silent amusement.

“Oh, InuYasha...” Sang Miroku, who was getting too close to the silver haired man for his comfort.

“Ah, dude, Miro....I didn’t know you rolled that way.” InuYasha said, his dog-like ears twitching. His bright golden orbs widened in mock - or not - horror. Miroku said nothing except inch closer, the lecherous grin never leaving his face. Then...

“Ah fuck!” InuYasha covered his eyes with both clawed hands. “What the hell?! Fuckin’ Ba-”

Bright white spots appeared in his eyes, the after-effects of the flashing lightbulb, as Miroku took a few more shots with a Polaroid, then ran to the far end of the table. The grin turned semi-malicious. ][ Haku:: Which rhymes with ‘delicious, which is what Sasori-kun is. >) Modoko::...- whaps Haku-chan on the head. Shut up...You have the wrong story... Sasori::..- raises a finger, directing a chakra-controlled puppet to go careening into Haku, knocking her back.- May I go back to my original story now..? Haku::...Fine, fine. - pout.-][He shook the photos out as InuYasha rubbed his starry eyes, then attempted to retrieve his clothes that had been scattered around the area. Miroku himself was shirtless, as was the third member of their group, a femininely handsome kind of guy. His long red locks spilled over his bared chest, emerald green eyes glinting in the dim lighting the single bulb produced.

The fourth and last man, was also shirtless, his fine, chiseled chest looking like something out of an art museum. ][ That’s one field trip I would actually enjoy...>_>;;][

“How much do you think I could get for these.” Miroku said, holding up the pictures of InuYasha.

“Aw fuck no. You’re not sellin’ them to anyo-”

“I bet Kouga would enjoy these. Very much so.” Now he had an evil gleam in his eye. He held them up higher.

“Pfft. Like anyone would pay good money for pictures of that half-breed.” snorted Sesshomaru, pulling on his shirt and pants. ][ Rofl, he was pantless! PANTLESS I SAY! >_>;;...][ His golden eyes glinted with - could it be? Amusement?! ][ Haha..>_> I need off the pixie-stix, damn..][

InuYasha and Miroku shot him a look. In return, he merely raised a slender eyebrow and strode away, his looooong, secsii silver hair swinging back and forth.
[-] Just so you know, Miroku, InuYasha and Kurama are shirtless. >D [-]

Miroku set his lower lip out, in a pout. “Damn. I was hoping to land enough for a new set of wheels. And maybe get the back seats of my old ones dry-cleaned. “

InuYasha snorted. “It’s disgusting. Don’t you have any self-control? You’re acting like a middle-school teenage boy still. We were past that stage a while ago.”

“Can I help it if the ladies find me irresistible?” InuYasha and Kurama both snorted.

“Well, if we don’t hurry, you won’t even have a ride for the next races, nevermind the ladies.” Kurama said. He strode off towards the direction Sesshomaru went in, with his shirt around his neck. Miroku and InuYasha followed.

Suddenly, the door slammed against the wall, drawing the attention of the two retreating figures. The man in the doorway crumpled to the ground. InuYasha was the first to snap out of their stupor.

“Satoshi! What the fucking hells happened to you?!”

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Haku::...Ha ha ha. It’s the best cliffhanger that I can do. >/

Modoko;;..........

Haku:: Cheh. Anyways, I realize that my summary has nothing to do with my story. And none of my chapters make sense. o_o;;...So...I promise, it’ll start making sense from here on out.
- gets down on knees.- Please, Won’t somebody review? Or shall I die, without ever knowing the warm fuzzy feeling one derives from them?! Except for Yabun-san. I think you’re my new best friend. =D

Modoko::...What about me?! Hmph. Maybe.....I should just LEAVE YOU HERE TO WRITE THIS GOD FORSAKEN THING BY YOURSELF!!

Haku::...O_O;;....- runs away.-

Modoko::...- breathing heavily.- Geh. Baka onna....