InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A menagerie of love. ❯ Leave me the hell alone! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Chapter 1: Leave Me The hell Alone!
A little background info on the story: Kagome meets a up with Inu-yasha at a store, without her friends Sango and Rin. Sango meets up with Miroku at a fast food joint, and Rin meets up with Sesshomaru at a pharmacy. Then the story gets into detail and blahdy blahdy blah. So I hope you enjoy it, here it goes.
"Alright girls I'm going to the store I have to pick up a few things if ya know what I mean." said Kagoome
"No what do you mean," said Sango sarcasticly "just kidding. Go on I'm hungry so I'm gonna go pick up some food, yall want anything?"
"Nope!" said Rin
"But thanks for asking." said Kagome
"I've gotta go the the drug store to get my meds anyways, I'll just pick up some candy while I'm there." said Rin
"OK!" said Kagome "I'll be seeing ya!" and with that kagome was out the door.
"You know Rin you can't live off that stuff." said Sango
"Oh and fast food is really the healthiest thing on earth!" snapped Rin
"Bitch!" yelled Sango in a playfull way.
"Whore!" Rin yelled back whilst the pair ran through the door. In the mean time Kagome was at the store picking up some pads, now she was at the checkout line.
"Oh picking up some pads are we." said the silver haired man at the counter.
"Thats none of your business!" snapped Kagome
"A little bitchey today aren't we." said the man
"Just check out my items as I would like to get away from you!" yelled kagome
"I think you better put these ones back." said the man
"Why something wrong?" said Kagome
"Yeah, your ass is too big for them." chuckled the man
"You perv!" snapped Kagome "Hurry the hell up, I have better things to do than to fuck with you!"
"Oh so you wanna fuck me!" asked the man
"Thats not what I said!" said Kagome. At this point Kagome was getting really angry.
"Fine I'll check out your shit!" yelled the man and so he did. As Kagome left, the man watched her as she switched back and forth. Meanwhile Sango was also fighting with some wierd dude that had a ponytail in his hair about a sandwhich:
"I told you already I don't want this I don't like pickles, take them off or I'll........." the man cut her off.
"Or you'll what, leave. Peh I know you won't leave cuz I know your hungry." said the man
"This isn't the only Fry Burger aroud here ya know!" ( I don't know Fry Burger. LOL. Hey I created a fast food joint kool. Wierd huh?)
"I know you want pickles,......... my pickles." said the man
"Ewwww gross." said Sango
"Fine here's your food baby, have a nice ass ::cough:: I mean day!" said the man
"Perv!" yelled Sango as she quickly ran out the door. Meanwhile Rin was at the checkout counter in the drugstore:
"Will that be all for today madame?" said a man who too had shiny silvery hair.
"Yes thank you." said Rin
"That will be $5.00." said the man
"Here you go." said Rin as she handed him the money. The silver haired man took the money and stared into Rin's eyes like he was in a trance.
"What are you staring at?" said Rin
"Your beauty." said the man
"Well thank you said Rin "And may I ask what is your name?"
"It's Sesshomaru." said the man
"Ok Sesshomaru I'll be seing ya! said Rin as she headed out the door. A few minutes later Rin arrived at the house only to find Kagome and Sango Sitting around eating, and pacing through the house with very mad faces. Out of the three of them Rin was the first to speak:
"You guys would never guess what happened at the drug store!"
"You got harrased by a pervert?" said Sango
"No." said Rin
"You got into a fight with the clerk?" said Kagome
"Nope, it was actually the exact opposite. The sweetest thing happened to me today. The clerk at the pharmacy told me I was beautiful!" said Rin
"Bullshit!" said Kagome
"Huh?" gasped Rin with a puzzled look on her face
"Bull-shit." said Kagome in a harse tone. "What don't you get?"
"What the hell did I do to you?" said Rin
"Nothing, sorry i snapped." said Kagome "It's just that you had a happy time at the pharmacy, while Sango and I were fighting and getting harrased by with the boys at the counter."
"Oh, really I thought you guys were just saying that." said Rin
"The hell we were!" said Sango "Here let me tell you about the lovely time at had at Fry burger." said Sango sarcasticly "All I wanted was a fucking cheeseburger and fries, and the bitch at the counter handed me one with pickles after I asked him not to. He then argued with me about me wanting his penis. Yeah the fuck right. Why in the hell would I want his puny ass dick. Anyways then he gave me my sandwhich.
"Yeah, the jerk at the counter of Malberries (the name of the store people) hassled me about my pads.
"What did he say?" said Rin
"He said you might want to put those back beacuse your ass is too big for them. Then we broke out into a fight and he finally checked out my shit!" yelled Kagome
"Wow you too had bad days." said Rin
"Damn straight!" shouted Kagome and Sango in Unison
"Well anywho we should get some sleep you know tomarrow's college, all day, and none of us have it nightly tomarrow, just daily.
"Oh yeah." said Sango
"I forgot." said Kagome "I am kinda tired anyways." with that the girls put on there pjs and went to sleep.