InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A menagerie of love. ❯ What the fuck! ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Reign_Otonawa 
Ok same thing people the reason why I don't tell you this stuff is because I want to see what it is about,....... therefore you'll read it yourself.
Happy Trails,
Reign 0.0
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2003 | Updated On: 12.01.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 243 | Status: Completed
Ok same thing people the reason why I don't tell you this stuff is because I want to see what it is about,....... therefore you'll read it yourself.
Happy Trails,
Reign 0.0
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2003 | Updated On: 12.01.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 243 | Status: Completed
Chapter 2: What the Fuck!
It was morning time and Sango and Kagome had woken up. Rin was still asleep and so they did the daily routine whenever she wouldn't wake n time. Sango would pull the covers off of Rin, then Kagome would blow a whistle in her ear, and finally they would poor a cup of water on Rins head.
"What the hell!" snapped Rin as she was rudely awakend
"Well good morning to you too." Sango snapped back
"You know the deal you don't get your ass up we'll get it up for you." said Kagome
"No shit!" snapped Rin. Sango hopped in the shower, and while she was in the shower she sang a song that went like this:
I.... will....
kick your ass
that's no joke,
I don't play around
Damn you slowpokes
"Sango hurry the hell up, I still need to get in!" yelled Kagome but Sango kept on singing:
I..... will......
kick your ass
thats no joke
I don't play around
Damn you slowpokes
"Sango if you don't hurry up I'm gonna kick your ass!" yelled Kagome
"Alright damn." shouted Sango as she lept out the shower with a towel on and went to her room. Then Kagome got in and took a very long shower and Rin started to get pissed because she still hadn't taken her shower.
"Kagome get the hell out the shower now bitch, your waisting all the hot water plus, I still got to get in." shouted Rin
"Up your hussy, im getting out right now. while Kagome was in the shower Sango combed out her hair and put it up in a bun, leaving her bangs out. She dressed herself in a tight pink t-shirt, with a silk blue mini skirt, and some white sneakers. Kagome walked out the shower as Rin went in.
"All yours bitch." said Kagome
"Thats what I thought slut." said Rin. While Rin was in the shower Kagome also comed out her hair, but she let hers air dry. She got dressed in blue denim kapriis, and a green halter top. She then put in green stud earings. Kagome also put on white sneakers. Finally Rin got out of the shower. She dressed her hair up in a high ponytail. She then put on yellow daisy dukes, and a yellow shirt that had angel written in black, glittery bubble letters. Then Rin put on her yellow nikes. They all grabbed their bags and headed out the door.
"So who's car are we taking?" asked Rin
"Whosever, don't matter to me." said Sango
"Well I don't feel like driving." said Kagome
"Lazy ass bitch." said Rin in a low voice
"What was that Rin." said Kagome
"Oh nothing." said Rin
"Ok then I guess I'll drive." said Sango
"Shotgun!" called Rin
"Whatever." shouted Kagome and with that note they headed off to college. They all had their first class together, Math. Little did they know that they had the same class as the annoying guys they met the day before. (except for Rin cause the boy she met wasn't annoying to her at all)
"Hey that's the jerk that started a fight with me yesterday!" said Kagome
"Yeah, and thats the piece of shit that tried to get in my pants."said Sango
"Oh, and theres the precious man who told me how beautiful I was." said Rin. Kagome and Sango glared at Rin. Unfortuneately there were only seats next these three boys and nowhere else in the classroom. Rin went to go sit by Sesshomaru.
"The little brat, she just left us cold!" said Sango. Then Kagome and Sango decided to sit next the boys that had met the day before.
"So we meet again huh baby." said the boy with the ponytail, but Sango didn't pay him no mind.
"My names Miroku, whats yours?" said the man Sango didn't answer. In that moment Miroku clenched Sangos butt in his hands. Sango gasped and slapped him on the cheek as hard as she could. Miroku had a red handprint on his left cheek.
"Don't touch me!" shouted Sango
"Hey Sango can I borrow a pen?" asked Rin
"Sango is it, what a nice name." said Miroku
"Yeah and don't use it." said Sango "Damn you Rin."
"Thanks dollface." said Miroku
"He, denied again, eh Miroku?" sang the boy with the silver hair
"No, Inu-yasha I think she likes me, all girls deny being touched as if they don't like it." said Miroku. While Inu-yasha was turned around to talk to Miroku, Kagome turned to see his ears twitching, and she couldn't help but touch them. When she did Inu-yasha turned around at the speed of light.
"What the hell are you doing?" shouted Inu-yasha. kagome caught herself in the act and stopped.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I just had to touch them." said Kagome
"Well don't, you wouldn't like me touchin you now would you?" said Inu-yasha
"Hey, don't get all mad at me when I grapsed your ears you seemed to like it!" shouted Kagome
"Did not!" shouted Inu-yasha
"Did too, you were purring dumbass!" yelled Kagome
"Really?" said Inu-yasha in a soft voice
"Yes Inu-yasha you did purr, and to think of it you have never done that with any other girl." said Miroku
"CAN IT MONK!" shouted Inu-yasha "I did not purr."
"Fine whatever." said Miroku. The teahcer was giving the class a lecture today and everyone was bored.
"Inu-yasha?" said Kagome
"Whaaaaattttt!" said Inu-yasha
"You did purr." said Kagome
"Yeah well anytime someone touches my ears I do ok." said Inu-yasha
"Nuh uh." said Kagome "Miroku said you never do that."
"Yeah well what does he know?" said Inu-yasha
"You liked it didn't you." said Kagome
"No my ears just itched thats all." said Inu-yasha "Thats the only reason why I purred ok, now leave me alone. The day went by Sango was harassed, Miroku was slapped, Kagome was insulted, Inu-yasha was mad, and Rin, and Sesshomaru were in love. Rin had invited Sesshomaru along back to their house and as you guessed Miroku, and Inu-yasha followed.
"Rin what the fuck is Miroku doing in our house?" asked Sango
"Yeah!" said Kagome "Why the hell is Inu-yasha here?"
"Listen guys I invited Sesshomaru over and his friends wanted to come so they did." said Rin "Get it, got it, GOOD!
"What a bitch!" said Kagome
"Yeah I'm with you Kagome." said Sango
"So you got a nice house baby." said Miroku "How bout you show me your room."
"How bout not perv." said Sango
"Please baby I promise not to go any further than you tell me too?" begged Miroku
"Good cause you get anywhere at all." said Sango
"Damn your mean!" shouted Miroku "And I like it."
"Hey Inu-yasha can I give you the pleasure as to showing you out of my fucking house?" shouted Kagome
"I came over here to appologize to you, but forget that." said Inu-yasha
"Oh, let me pretend like I care." said Kagome
"And I also came over to tell you that I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" shouted Inu-yasha. The room grew silent. Everyone stared at Inu-yasha, even Kagome.
"You what?"asked Kagome
"I love you!" said Inu-yasha once more
"Hey Miroku?" said Sango
"Yeah?" said Miroku
"You were right I do like it when you touch me." admitted Sango
"WOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" shouted Miroku. Sango then slapped him.
"But that doesn't mean you can touch me anytime you want." said Sango
"Wow! Inu-yasha I never knew you felt that way about me." said Kagome
"Mean either." thought Inu-yasha
It was morning time and Sango and Kagome had woken up. Rin was still asleep and so they did the daily routine whenever she wouldn't wake n time. Sango would pull the covers off of Rin, then Kagome would blow a whistle in her ear, and finally they would poor a cup of water on Rins head.
"What the hell!" snapped Rin as she was rudely awakend
"Well good morning to you too." Sango snapped back
"You know the deal you don't get your ass up we'll get it up for you." said Kagome
"No shit!" snapped Rin. Sango hopped in the shower, and while she was in the shower she sang a song that went like this:
I.... will....
kick your ass
that's no joke,
I don't play around
Damn you slowpokes
"Sango hurry the hell up, I still need to get in!" yelled Kagome but Sango kept on singing:
I..... will......
kick your ass
thats no joke
I don't play around
Damn you slowpokes
"Sango if you don't hurry up I'm gonna kick your ass!" yelled Kagome
"Alright damn." shouted Sango as she lept out the shower with a towel on and went to her room. Then Kagome got in and took a very long shower and Rin started to get pissed because she still hadn't taken her shower.
"Kagome get the hell out the shower now bitch, your waisting all the hot water plus, I still got to get in." shouted Rin
"Up your hussy, im getting out right now. while Kagome was in the shower Sango combed out her hair and put it up in a bun, leaving her bangs out. She dressed herself in a tight pink t-shirt, with a silk blue mini skirt, and some white sneakers. Kagome walked out the shower as Rin went in.
"All yours bitch." said Kagome
"Thats what I thought slut." said Rin. While Rin was in the shower Kagome also comed out her hair, but she let hers air dry. She got dressed in blue denim kapriis, and a green halter top. She then put in green stud earings. Kagome also put on white sneakers. Finally Rin got out of the shower. She dressed her hair up in a high ponytail. She then put on yellow daisy dukes, and a yellow shirt that had angel written in black, glittery bubble letters. Then Rin put on her yellow nikes. They all grabbed their bags and headed out the door.
"So who's car are we taking?" asked Rin
"Whosever, don't matter to me." said Sango
"Well I don't feel like driving." said Kagome
"Lazy ass bitch." said Rin in a low voice
"What was that Rin." said Kagome
"Oh nothing." said Rin
"Ok then I guess I'll drive." said Sango
"Shotgun!" called Rin
"Whatever." shouted Kagome and with that note they headed off to college. They all had their first class together, Math. Little did they know that they had the same class as the annoying guys they met the day before. (except for Rin cause the boy she met wasn't annoying to her at all)
"Hey that's the jerk that started a fight with me yesterday!" said Kagome
"Yeah, and thats the piece of shit that tried to get in my pants."said Sango
"Oh, and theres the precious man who told me how beautiful I was." said Rin. Kagome and Sango glared at Rin. Unfortuneately there were only seats next these three boys and nowhere else in the classroom. Rin went to go sit by Sesshomaru.
"The little brat, she just left us cold!" said Sango. Then Kagome and Sango decided to sit next the boys that had met the day before.
"So we meet again huh baby." said the boy with the ponytail, but Sango didn't pay him no mind.
"My names Miroku, whats yours?" said the man Sango didn't answer. In that moment Miroku clenched Sangos butt in his hands. Sango gasped and slapped him on the cheek as hard as she could. Miroku had a red handprint on his left cheek.
"Don't touch me!" shouted Sango
"Hey Sango can I borrow a pen?" asked Rin
"Sango is it, what a nice name." said Miroku
"Yeah and don't use it." said Sango "Damn you Rin."
"Thanks dollface." said Miroku
"He, denied again, eh Miroku?" sang the boy with the silver hair
"No, Inu-yasha I think she likes me, all girls deny being touched as if they don't like it." said Miroku. While Inu-yasha was turned around to talk to Miroku, Kagome turned to see his ears twitching, and she couldn't help but touch them. When she did Inu-yasha turned around at the speed of light.
"What the hell are you doing?" shouted Inu-yasha. kagome caught herself in the act and stopped.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I just had to touch them." said Kagome
"Well don't, you wouldn't like me touchin you now would you?" said Inu-yasha
"Hey, don't get all mad at me when I grapsed your ears you seemed to like it!" shouted Kagome
"Did not!" shouted Inu-yasha
"Did too, you were purring dumbass!" yelled Kagome
"Really?" said Inu-yasha in a soft voice
"Yes Inu-yasha you did purr, and to think of it you have never done that with any other girl." said Miroku
"CAN IT MONK!" shouted Inu-yasha "I did not purr."
"Fine whatever." said Miroku. The teahcer was giving the class a lecture today and everyone was bored.
"Inu-yasha?" said Kagome
"Whaaaaattttt!" said Inu-yasha
"You did purr." said Kagome
"Yeah well anytime someone touches my ears I do ok." said Inu-yasha
"Nuh uh." said Kagome "Miroku said you never do that."
"Yeah well what does he know?" said Inu-yasha
"You liked it didn't you." said Kagome
"No my ears just itched thats all." said Inu-yasha "Thats the only reason why I purred ok, now leave me alone. The day went by Sango was harassed, Miroku was slapped, Kagome was insulted, Inu-yasha was mad, and Rin, and Sesshomaru were in love. Rin had invited Sesshomaru along back to their house and as you guessed Miroku, and Inu-yasha followed.
"Rin what the fuck is Miroku doing in our house?" asked Sango
"Yeah!" said Kagome "Why the hell is Inu-yasha here?"
"Listen guys I invited Sesshomaru over and his friends wanted to come so they did." said Rin "Get it, got it, GOOD!
"What a bitch!" said Kagome
"Yeah I'm with you Kagome." said Sango
"So you got a nice house baby." said Miroku "How bout you show me your room."
"How bout not perv." said Sango
"Please baby I promise not to go any further than you tell me too?" begged Miroku
"Good cause you get anywhere at all." said Sango
"Damn your mean!" shouted Miroku "And I like it."
"Hey Inu-yasha can I give you the pleasure as to showing you out of my fucking house?" shouted Kagome
"I came over here to appologize to you, but forget that." said Inu-yasha
"Oh, let me pretend like I care." said Kagome
"And I also came over to tell you that I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" shouted Inu-yasha. The room grew silent. Everyone stared at Inu-yasha, even Kagome.
"You what?"asked Kagome
"I love you!" said Inu-yasha once more
"Hey Miroku?" said Sango
"Yeah?" said Miroku
"You were right I do like it when you touch me." admitted Sango
"WOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" shouted Miroku. Sango then slapped him.
"But that doesn't mean you can touch me anytime you want." said Sango
"Wow! Inu-yasha I never knew you felt that way about me." said Kagome
"Mean either." thought Inu-yasha