InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Myoga's Hiding Spot ( Chapter 1 )

Hi! Welcome to my fic! This fic was one I originally posted at my own site but I copied it into my Word Document place and am posting it here! I hope you like it!

A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events Part 1: Myoga's Hiding Spot

The Gang has just defeated a demon. Everyone is really happy. Or at least until Myoga shows up.......

"WHERE THE *beep* WERE YOU?!?!?!?!" yelled InuYasha.

"Er....I.....was.....at........Totosai's!" Exclaims Myoga.

"HIDING AGAIN ARE YOU, YOU STUPID *beep*ING FLEA!" yells InuYasha, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" InuYasha then starts chasing Myoga. Myoga then gets SO scared that he hides down.................................................. SANGO'S KIMONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"O.O AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE *beep* MYOGA! GET OUT OF MY KIMONO!!!!!!" yells Sango. Miroku then walks over.

"I'll get him out for you Sango!" exclaims Miroku. He then puts his hand down Sango's kimono and starts rubbing her ...........um..........chest.

"O.O HOUSHI-SAMA!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Sango as she beats up Miroku. By the time she's done Miroku is unconsious on the ground.

"Feh!" says InuYasha, "I'll get him!" He then starts punching at Sango's chest. Myoga is dodging all the punches and Sango is getting beat up.

"INUYASHA!" yells Kagome, "SIT!" InuYasha then falls down to the ground.

"GGGRRRR!!!!! MYOGA!" yells Sango. She then starts whaking herself with Hiraikotsu and goes flying backwards. Now Myoga is flat, still in Sango's kimono, and Sango is unconsious.

"Sango-chan! Are you all right?" asks Kagome. Sango doesn't answer since she's unconsious. Sango then wakes up.

"GR! Kagome-chan, let's go to the hot spring" Sango says grinning evilly. They then go to the hot spring.

At the hot spring

Sango takes off her kimono, grabs Myoga off her chest, throws him to the ground, and starts stomping on him. "HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAI!" She yells. She then picks Myoga up, throws him halfway across the country, and joins Kagome in the hot spring.

The End of Part 1: Myoga's Hiding Spot. A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events TBC......

OK now wasn't that funny. Now here's some traslations.

Houshi-sama: Master Monk

Hiraikotsu: Sango's giant boomerang

Hentai: It either means pervert or porn.

OK so that's it for part 1. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!! I'll post the next part as soon as I get some reviews.

Thank you!

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