InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Kareoke Night! ( Chapter 2 )
Welcome back to A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events! I think this part will be crazier then the last. It involes songs that lots of us will know with crazy InuYasha lyrics. I hope you like it. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW THIS PART!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: (forgot this last chapter but I'll say it now!) I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!! IF I DID THIS WOULD BE A MOVIE, NOT A FAN FIC!
A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events Part 2: Kareoke Night!
The gang and mostly everyone else involed in InuYasha was walking to a spot I invited them to. When they arrive I pop out.
"Hey everyone!" I yelled.
"WHY ARE WE HERE?!?!?!" yells InuYasha. I just sigh.
"Because I'm having an InuYasha kareoke here!" I reply.
"What's kareoke?" asks everyone from the fudeal era.
"It's when you sing songs," I reply, "and in this one each of you are going to pick a song that already excites and change the words to mach something about you. I'll give you one day to prepare. You all can stay in thoughs hut's tonight." I point at some huts.
"OK!" replys everyone.
The next day
We all come out to the stage area.
"OK, does everyone have a song ready?" I ask.
"Yes!" replies everyone.
"So are we going in order of your fav characters or something?" asks Kagome.
"No, we're basicly going in order of most main characters to least main characters. Well that and order you appered in the TV show. So InuYasha's group goes first in the order they appeared on the TV show then I pick mainer side characters." I say.
"OK!" replys everyone.
"So InuYasha," I say, "your first! Tell us your song and what song it's based on"
"OK," replys InuYasha, "my song is called 'I'm a Dog Demon' and it' to the tune of that Barbie song"
"OK...." says everyone.
Inuyasha get on the stage and the music starts. (OK you guys are going the have to imagen the music)
InuYasha: I'm a dog demon! In the demon world!
I have the Tetsusaiga! I slay demons!
Here and there and everywhere!
I will get them all!
Oh ya I really rock! Oh ya! Oh Ya!
Oh ya I got the Tetsusaiga! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh ya I'm going to slay Naraku! I will! I will!
Oh ya I'm going to be the best! Oh ya!
I'm a dog demon! In the demon world!
I'm going to kill Naraku!
I will slice off his head!
And send him to the pits of hell!
Oh ya I really rock! Oh ya! Oh ya!
Oh ya I got the Tesusaiga! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh ya I'm going to slay Naraku! I will! I will!
Oh ya I'm going to be the best! Oh ya!
I'm a dog demon! In the demon world!
I'm going to become full demon!
With the sacred jewel! I'll be the best!
And I will rule the world!
Oh ya I really rock! Oh ya! Oh ya!
Oh ya I got the Tetsusaiga! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh ya I'm going to slay Naraku! I will! I will!
Oh ya I'm going to be the best! Oh ya!
I'm a dog demon! In the demon world!
I have the Tetsusaiga! I slay demons!
Here there and everywhere!
I will slay them all!
I'm a dog demon! In the demon world!
I have the Tetsusaiga! I slay demons!
Here there and everywhere!
I will slay the all!
"OK, that was interesting" I say. I then start to clap and everyone follows. InuYasha then takes bows.
"Ya InuYasha!" yells Kagome.
"You rock!" yells Kikyo.
"OK Kagome's next!" I yell, 'What song are you doing?"
"I'm a song called 'Half-Demon' it's to the tune of 'Sk8ter Boi'," says Kagome, " And I'm giving a warning that it has swearing in it." (and no I won't *beep* it out this time)
Kagome: He was a half-demon!
She was a bitch!
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He wanted the sacred jewel!
She wanted to protect it!
What more can I say?
She wanted him, he'd never tell, that he wanted her as well! But Naraku set them up, and they had a big fight!
She was a bitchy girl, that was tricked, so she pinned him to a tree!
Then she died, and took the sacred jewel with her, down to the pits of hell!
50 years later she's brought back, from the dead!
And she's full of venjonce and wants to take him down to hell!
But he's with another woman, so she's really mad!
So she joins forces with Naraku, to get him back!
She was a bitchy girl! Full of venjonce, to get her boy back!
But she will never do it! Because he's with another woman!
Sorry bitch but your dead now!
So you'll never have him!
So you maswell quit now!
Sorry but he's mine now!
You shouldn't of let Naraku trick you!
If you didn't you might have him!
But don't be to sad, he's in good hands!
So you can rest in peace!
And we will kill Naraku!
So you can go to hell!
She was a bitchy girl!
She won't give up!
But she'll have to!
Because, he's mine,
now!
"Ya! Kagome you rock!" yells InuYasha. He then starts to clap and whisle.
"You suck! Get off the stage!" yells Kikyo, " BOOOOOOO!"
"That's enough Kikyo," I yell and a clap, " she did a very good job. Your just jelous."
"I'M NOT!" yells Kikyo.
"Yes you are! Shippo your next," I say, " what song are you doing?"
"I'm doing 'I Want Candy'!" yells Shippo.
"Then get to it!" I yell.
Shippo: I want candy!
I want candy!
I want candy!
I want candy!
When Kagome comes back!
I run up to her and ask!
Did you bring me candy!
And she says yes!
I want candy!
I want candy!
I want candy!
I want candy!
Then I eat it up!
And I go on sugar high!
And run around!
And jump on InuYasha's head!
I want candy!
I want candy!
I want candy!
I want candy!
CANDY!
"YA SHIPPO!" yells Kagome, "YOU ROCK!"
"Ya Shippo!" I yell, "it was a very cute song!"
Shippo then takes bows.
"Well now it's Miroku's turn!" I yell, " what song are you doing?"
"Well Tache," says Miroku, " I'm doing the 'Hit me Baby One More Time' song."
"OK this will be interesting," I say, "get to it."
Miroku: Oh pretty Sango, did you know?
That your beautiful!
So so pretty that I can't resist!
A grope on your butt!
I know you'll be mad!
But I don't care!
Hit me baby one more time!
Oh pretty Sango, I'm so sorry!
That my hand loves to wonder!
If you weren't as beautiful!
Then you's be spared!
But that will never happen!
Here I go again!
Hit me baby one more time!
Oh pretty Sango, I did it again!
Now you really mad!
But after all that I still can resist!
I just can't stop myself!
And I grope you again!
Here come the Hiraikotsu!
Hit me baby one more time!
OW!
"OK, That was interesting." I say. I start to clap.
"You pervert!" yells Sango.
"Can't you don't one non-perverted song, Miroku?" asks InuYasha.
"No." says Miroku.
"Oh well! Now it's Sango's turn," I say, "what song?"
"I'm doing "Who Knocked the Monk Out' to the tune of 'Who Let the Dogs Out'." says Sango.
"OK Sango, " I say, "get at it."
Sango: Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
One Houshi-sama walked up to me!
And he said hi!
Then his hand was on my butt!
And what happened next is a long story!
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
When he finally came to it!
He got up and said I'm sorry!
Then he asked me to bare his child!
And I did it again!
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
I don't think he'll ever learn!
Cause there he is with another woman!
Groping her butt!
And asking her to bare his child!
Who knocked the monk out!?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
Who knocked the monk out?
Who who who who who?
ME!
Everyone then jumps out of there seats and starts clapping.
"WAY TO GO SANGO!" yells Miroku.
Sango bows.
"Ya that rocked!" I yelled, " Kirara's next! And I told her to do the 'Meow Mix' song."
Kirara: Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meoe meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! MEOW!
"Ya!" cheers everyone, " HOW CUTE!"
"OK Kikyo's next!" I yell.
"I'm doing "I will survive!" yells Kikyo.
Kikyo: I once was in love!
With InuYasha!
Then Naraku tricked me!
So I pinned InuYasha to a tree!
And then I died!
And took the Sacred Jewel with me to hell!
Then I was brought back!
50 years later!
Oh ya!
I will survive!
Because I'm full of venjonce!
And I will not die till I've killed Naraku and sent him to hell!
Oh ya!
I will survive!
And send InuYasha to hell with me!
And I will also send Naraku and the Sacred Jewel to hell!
Oh ya!
I will survive!
Because I'm full of venjonce!
And I will not die!
Till Naraku's down in hell!
Oh ya!
"BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!" yells everyone.
"FINE!" yells Kikyo.
"YA! GET OUT OF HERE! Sesshomaru's next." I say.
"I'm doing 'I Feel Good'." says Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: I feel good!
I have the Tetsusaiga!
I feel good!
I swiped from InuYasha!
So good!
Now he's mad!
I have the Tetsusaiga!
"BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!" yells InuYasha. Everyone else claps.
"Naraku's next" I say.
" I'm doing 'Highway to Hell'." says Naraku. (please note I don't really know it)
Naraku: I'm on the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
50 years ago!
Onigumo wanted power!
So lots of demons fused with him!
To become the demon Naraku!
I'm on the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
The I set InuYasha and Kikyo against eachother!
And they had a big fight!
In the end they both died!
And I was so happy!
I'm on the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Then a monk came after me!
And we had a fight!
Then he sent an attack at me!
And I sent it back putting a hole in his hand!
I'm on the highway to hell!
Highwayway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
50 later InuYasha was back!
And after me!
We are in a big fight!
And I will adventually win!
I'm on the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
I then wipe out the demon slayers!
But one surivives!
I will get her!
Useing her younger brother!
I'm on the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Kikyo then gives me half the jewel!
And I use it to create minons!
Which I will use!
To get the rest of the jewel!
I'm on the Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
One day I will have the full jewel!
And I'll be unstopable!
And InuYasha will be dead!
And the world will be full of darkness!
I'm on the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
BRING IT ON!
"Wow! He may be evil but that was good!" I say, "Kagura's next."
"I'm doing 'Bad Girl'," says Kagura.
Kagura: Bad girl!
Nothing but a bad bad girl!
Bad girl!
Nothing but a bad bad girl!
I was created from Naraku!
To help him rule the world!
And he holds my heart!
Bad girl!
Nothing but a bad bad girl!
Bad girl!
Nothing but a bad bad girl!
One day I will be free from him!
And I'll do whatever I want!
And I won't listen to anyone!
Bad girl!
Nothing but a bad bad girl!
Bad girl!
Nothing but a bad bad girl!
BAD GIRL!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!" yells Naraku.
"I HATE YOU!" yells Kagura. Naraku then takes out her heart and squizes it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Kagura.
" Well last up today is Kohaku!" I say.
" I'm doing 'Staying Alive'!" says Kohaku.
Kohaku: Uh uh uh uh!
Staying alive! Staying alive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying alive! Staying alive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
I was shot by arrows!
And I diiiiiiiiiied!
But I was brought back to life!
By Narakuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying alive! Staying alive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Some day I'll excaped!
From Narakuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And I'll be free!
And do what ever I waaaaaaaaaaaant!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying alive! Staying alive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Stsying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying alive! Slaying alive!
Uh uh uh uh!
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
STAYING ALIVE!
Everyone starts to clap.
"YA KOHAKU! WAY TO GO!" yells Sango.
"Is everyone aginst me?" asks Naraku.
"Well that's it!" I say, "hope everyone had fun!"
The End of A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events Part 2: Kareoke Night! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events to be continued.....
Well Hope you all enjoyed that. Please review and tell me what you think. I want this fic to get some reviews!