InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ The Battle for InuYasha and Miroku! ( Chapter 3 )

Welcome back to A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events! In this crazy InuYasha event we have Kagome and Kikyo fighting over InuYasha, while Sango and Koharu fight over Miroku! Who's going to get the man they love? Well we'll find out in this part of: A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events!!!!!!

Disclaimer: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?!?! I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!

A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events Part 3: The Battle for InuYasha and Miroku!

The Inu gang was walking around when suddanly, Tache pops outta a bush. The Inu gang screams for 5 seconds til they relize it's just her!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! YOU ALMOST SCARED ME TO DEATH!!!!!!" yelled InuYasha.

"I'm here to do The Battle for InuYasha and Miroku part for my story!" I say.

"And who's fighting over us?" asked Miroku.

"Kagome and Kikyo will fight over InuYasha, while Sango and Koharu will fight over Miroku!" I say. I then snap my fingers and Kikyo and Koharu appear.

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?!?!?!" yells Kikyo and Koharu.

"You're in my 'The Series of Crazy InuYasha Events' story," I say, " this is 'The Battle for InuYasha and Miroku' part! Kikyo, you and Kagome will fight for InuYasha. Koharu, You and Sango will fight for Miroku. Got that?"

"YES!" says Koharu, "I'M GOING TO GET MIROKU-SAMA!!!!!"

"NO! I'M GETTING HOUSHI-SAMA!!!!!" yells Sango.

"NO! ME"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"ENOUGH!" I yell.

"WOW! They must really want me!" says Miroku as he gropes both of them.

"AAHHHH!!!! PERVERT!" yells Sango and she knocks him out.

I then sigh and say, "Well let's start the first round!"

At the first round

"OK," I say, "The first round will be this, a race! First one around the track wins 1 point. Kagome and Kikyo are first."

Kagome and Kikyo step up. The go sigh is flashed so they start running. Kikyo trips after 5 steps and doesn't get back up so Kagome wins.

"KAGOME WINS THIS ROUND!" I yell.

"NO FAIR! I TRIPPED!" yelled Kikyo. She then starts to cry.

"OK now on the Sango and Koharu. Since Sango is a faster runner then Koharu, she'll have to run around twice."

Sango and Koharu then step up and the go sign is flashed. Well Sango is obviouslly a faster runner the Koharu cause she finishes before Koharu could get half way around.

"Sango wins this round!" I yell. Koharu starts crying.

At round 2

"THE SECOND ROUND WILL BE DEMON SLAYING! THE FIRST ONE TO SLAY ALL THEIR DEMONS WINS!" I yell, "Kagome and Kikyo are first."

Kagome and kikyo go to their demons and the go sign is flashed. They both start shooting demons. Unfurtanally, Kikyo runs outta arrows after killing 5 demons and almosts gets eaten (I don't know how that's unfortanate though...). Therefore Kagome wins.

"OK Sango and Koharu are next," I say, "since Sango is a professional demon slayer and Koharu never fought a demon before, sango will have to slay a tank full of ferce demons and Koharu will have to slay those little baby demons."

"I don't have any weapons!" yells Koharu.

"Use this sword!" I yell.

Sango and Koharu goes to their tanks and the go sign is flashed. koharu starts hitting the demons, but it does no got. Sango throws the Hiraikotsu at her demons and they all die. Meanwhile Koharu is getting bit in the butt. So Sango wins.

"SANGO WINS!" I yell.

"OW! MY BUTT!" yells Koharu.

Round 3

"Just to let you guys know this is best outta 5 rounds," I say, "so if Kagome and Sango win this then we don't do another round. This round will be poision making. The person who makes a homemade poision that has the best effect on a demon wins. Now all four of you go make your poision!"

They all go their seperate ways.

With Kagome

"Hum, what should I put in this?" She wonders. She then puts in water, dirt, InuYasha's turds, toe jam, snot, spit, earwax, and toe nails in a bucket.

With Kikyo

We see her throwing nothing but dirt in a pale of water.

With Koharu

"I KNOW!" she yells. She throws dirt, grass, finger nails, snot, cloth, and snails in water.

With Sango

"Heh! Heh! I made lots of poisions before! This will be a snap!" she says and puts mud, toxic fish juice, ecince of InuYasha fart, and some weird purple stuff in a glass.

Back at the round

The contestents arrive.

"Kikyo, your first." I say.

Kikyo give the demon the pale and he drinks it and starts to choke.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!?!?!?!?!" he yelled.

"NOTHING BUT DIRT!" yells Kikyo.

"Kagome!" I say.

Kagome give her to another demon and it has stomic failure after it drank her poision.

"Koharu." I say.

Koharu give another demon hers and it gets a heart attack after dricking.

"Sango!" I say.

Sango give another demon her and it dies after drinking hers.

"Well it looks like Kagome wins InuYasha and Sango wins Miroku!" I yell, "And Kikyo and Koharu wins nothing!"

"WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?!?!?!" yells Kikyo. She and Koharu then start to cry.

The End of The Battle for InuYasha and Miroku! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, To Be Continued!!!!!!!

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