InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Kagome's Talk Show ( Chapter 12 )

I'm updating again! Kitkat2919, I'm using your newest idea.

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, but I do own a dog.

Kagome's Talk Show

Kagome: Hi! Welcome to my talk show on 'How to Make a Hanyou fall in Love with you!'

Audience: YAH! *claps*

Kagome: First guest speaker is InuYasha!

InuYasha: *appears* WHERE THE *beep* AM I?!?!?! HEY! WHY CAN'T I SAY *beep*?

Kagome: Mr.InuYasha how do you make a hanyou fall in love with you?

InuYasha: Why you asking me?

Kagome: Cause you're a hanyou.

InuYasha: Well first off, DON'T BUG 'EM ALL THE TIME!

Kagome: Fascinating!

InuYasha: And don't sit them all the time!

Kagome: You hear that? Don't sit them all the time!

InuYasha: *slams to ground* Damn you wench! *storms out of room*

Kagome: Our next guest speaker is Sango-chan!

Sango: *appears*

Kagome: Sango-chan, how do you make a hanyou love you?

Sango: Kagome-chan, you should go apologize to InuYasha. He seemed pretty mad.

Kagome: Hear that everyone? You apologize to them.

Sango: Well aren't you going to go do it?

Kagome: Later. How else do you get a hanyou to love you?

Sango: By not slaying.

Kagome: OK, not slaying them!

Sango: And by not always going home.

Kagome: Um-huh. Our next guest speaker in Miroku-sama!

Miroku: *appears*

Kagome: Miroku-sama, how do you get a hanyou to love you?

Miroku: My bearing their children!

Kagome: You hear that- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Miroku: And by feeling them up!

Kagome: 'O.O OK, interesting.

Miroku: And spy on them when they take baths!

Kagome: "O.O MIROKU-SAMA, I'M NOT SPYING ON INUYASHA WHEN HE'S NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O.O

Kagome: Our next guest speaker is Shippo.

Shippo: *appears*

Kagome: How do you get a hanyou to love you?

Shippo: By jumping on their heads! And giving them candy!

Kagome: Very interesting! Our next guest speaker is Kirara.

Kirara: *appears*

Kagome: How do you get a hanyou to love you?

Kirara: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

Kagome: That's very interesting.

Everyone: O.O HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kagome: Our next guest speaker is Kikyo.

Kikyo: *appears*

Kagome: How do you get a hanyou to love you?

Kikyo: By dragging them down to hell with you!

Kagome: I never knew. Our next guest speaker is Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: *appears*

Kagome: How do you get a hanyou to love you?

Sesshomaru: BY STEALING THEIR SWORD!

Kagome: WOW! Our next guest speaker is Naraku.

Naraku: *appears*

Kagome: Naraku, you're a hanyou, how do you get one to love you?

Naraku: BY GIVING THEM THE JEWEL SO THEY CAN BECOME FULL DEMON!

Kagome: I knew that! Well that's all the time we've got!

The End of this chapter. A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…

LOL that was funny. Sorry it was short again! R+R!