InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ InuYasha Kills Buyo ( Chapter 18 )

OK now I just thought of this crazy idea! Enjoy!

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InuYasha Kills Buyo!

It was a beautiful day in feudal Japan. Kagome and InuYasha had just had a fight so Kagome went home. Miroku and Sango walked up to InuYasha. "Will you go and get her?" Miroku asked.

"We still need to find the jewel shards!" Sango says. InuYasha sighs and goes to get her.

InuYasha gets to Kagome's house. 'Where is she?' He thinks. Buyo, Kagome's cat, then walks up to him.

"Meow!" He says. InuYasha stares at him.

"Go away you stupid cat!" He says. He then kicks Buyo. Buyo rolls over onto his back, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes. InuYasha panics. 'Oh no! I killed Kagome's useless cat!' He thinks. He then smells Kagome coming. He grabs Buyo and heads back to feudal Japan.

InuYasha arrives back in feudal Japan and runs to Miroku and Sango. "HELP! I'VE KILLED KAGOME'S USELESS CAT!" He yells. Sango looks at Buyo.

"InuYasha, why did you do that? The poor thing!" She says. InuYasha looks guilty.

"IT WAS AN ACIDENT!" He yells. Miroku takes a closer look at Buyo.

"This cat isn't dead. It's just knocked out!" He says. InuYasha sighs from relief.

"Now what do we do?" He asks.

"Some one needs to give it CPR!" He says. Sango looks at him.

"Why don't you do it?" She asks.

"Cause its male." He says.

"How do you know?" Sango asks.

"Because it was a thing." Miroku says as he points to Buyo's thing.

"Oh!" Sango says, "I got an idea! Kirara! Can you give Kagome's cat CPR?" Kirara comes over and looks at Buyo.

"MEOW!" She says and shakes her head. Sango sighs.

"Come on Kirara! He's a male cat! And he's available!" She says. Kirara shakes her head. Just then Kagome comes back.

"InuYasha, have you seen Buyo?" She asks. She then sees Buyo. "He's playing dead again, is he." She then whacks Buyo in the stomach and he jumps up. InuYasha stares. "Oh if he plays dead you just whack him in the stomach and he stops." Kagome says.

The end of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…

LOL! Wasn't that funny! R+R with more crazy events ideas!