InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Naraku's Stupid Plan! ( Chapter 19 )

OK, this is some crazy idea I thought of awhile ago. I can't remember why I thought of it though. Oh well! Enjoy, please!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha! InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, not me! But one day, I'll own my own anime series! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Naraku's Stupid Plan!

One day, Naraku was thinking of ways to kill the InuYasha gang. He then thought of an idea. "Kagura!" He yells, "Come here!" Kagura walks in the room.

"What is it, Naraku?" She asks.

"Go get me a hair from InuYasha and his friends! But don't bother about the fox and cat." Naraku says.

"OK, whatever!" Kagura says and leaves.

With the InuYasha Gang, InuYasha was complaining about his ramen being a bit burnt. "You wench! How the hell can you burn it if it's in water?!?!?!?!" He yells.

"InuYasha, sit!" Kagome yells. InuYasha slams to the ground.

"Wench!" He yells. He gets up and starts sniffing the air. "I smell Kagura coming!" He says. Kagura then appears. "What do you want?" InuYasha asks. Kagura smiles.

"I'm just here on Naraku's business." She says.

"You mean you're standing on his poop." InuYasha says. Kagura glares at him.

"Ha! Ha! Very funny!" She says sarcastically. "Now to get what I came for!" She says in a serious tone. She jumps into the air and grabs a few strands of each of the gang members' hair, except for Shippo and Kirara. She then leaves.

"I wonder what that was about." Miroku says.

Kagura arrives back at Naraku's castle. "I brought what you asked for, but why the hell to you need their hair?" Kagura asks.

"You'll see!" Naraku says and starts to laugh evilly.

Later the InuYasha gang was eating dinner. InuYasha was complaining about their being no ramen left. "You wench! Would it kill ya to pack more ramen?!?!?!?!" He shouts.

"I packed 20 containers! You ate it all in 3 days!" Kagome yells.

"Well you should still pack more you wench!" InuYasha yells.

"SSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yells. InuYasha slams to the ground hard.

InuYasha gets back up and sniffs the air. "Naraku's coming!" He says. Naraku then appears.

"Heh, heh, heh!" He laughs, "I'd like you to meet someone."

"Who would that be?" InuYasha asks. Naraku smiles.

"I'd like to tell you one thing first! You know when Kagura grabbed your hair?" He asks.

"Yeah, what about it?" Sango asks.

"Well I used it to clone you guys! Your clones have double you strength. And because of that, there weapons are two times bigger then yours is." Naraku says, "Now I'd like you to meet, Dark Kagome!" A clone of Kagome, wearing almost the same clothes as Kagome except they're black, steps out of the bushes. Her bow and arrows are two times bigger then Kagome's.

"Prepare to die!" She says. She shoot and arrow the lands a few feet in front of her. "Damn it! My arms are too short to use these arrows properly." She says.

"Oh my god!" The real Kagome says. She then shoots Dark Kagome with and arrow and kills her.

Naraku looks shocked. "Well the next one is better! Dark Miroku come out!" A dark version of Miroku steps out of the bushes. "His staff is twice as big as the real Miroku. Plus his Kazaana is also twice as big! You can't escape it!" Naraku says.

"I'll enjoy sucking you all in!" Dark Miroku says. He then clutches his hand. "Huh, what's going on?" He asks. Suddenly his Kazaana breaks the beads and sucks him in.

"Naraku, did you think about any of this carefully?" Miroku asks.

Naraku is mad now. "Well the next one is strong enough to crush you! Say hello to Dark Sango!" He yells. Dark Sango walks out from the bush. Her Hiraikotsu and katana and twice as big as the real Sango. "You won't be able to escape her Hiraikotsu when she throws it!" Naraku yells, "Now Dark Sango, Destroy them."

"OK boss!" Dark Sango says. She brings her Hiraikotsu up, ready to throw. "Hiraikotsu!" She yells and swings it down to throw it. Since her Hiraikotsu is SO big, it gets stuck in the ground. "Oh damn it!" Dark Sango curses and tries to get her Hiraikotsu out of the ground.

"God, Naraku is stupid!" The real Sango says and throws her Hiraikotsu at Dark Sango. Dark Sango goes flying.

"Ha! I'm not dead yet!" Dark Sango says, "I only got broken ribs." The real Sango smiles.

"Really? But can you walk?" She asks. Dark Sango tries to get up.

"Damn it! I can't!" She yells. The real Sango then chops her head off with her katana.

Naraku looks really mad now. "Dark InuYasha, get you butt over here!" Dark InuYasha goes over to Naraku. "Destroy them!" Naraku yells.

"With pleaser, boss!" Dark InuYasha says and unsheathes Tetsusaiga. Tetsusaiga then transforms into a GIANT blade and Dark InuYasha falls over from its weight. "Damn it! This damn thing is to damned heavy!" Dark InuYasha curses. He manages to lift it up. "Now die!" He yells and swings it. Like Hiraikotsu, it was so big it got stuck in the ground.

"Oh god!" The real InuYasha says.

"Damn it! I can hardly pick the damned thing up and it gets stuck in the damned ground!" Dark InuYasha curses.

"Hey you, over here." The real InuYasha says. Dark InuYasha looks over. "Kaze no Kizu!" The real InuYasha yells and attacks Dark InuYasha with the Kaze no Kizu. (That's the Wind Scar for those of you who didn't know.) Dark InuYasha gets blown to pieces.

Naraku look like he's about to explode. "DAMN IT!" He curses.

"Hey Naraku, you should of thought this plan through more." InuYasha says. Naraku glares to InuYasha.

"I'll get you yet!" He yells and disappears.

Naraku arrives back at his castle. "So how did your plan go?" Kagura asks.

"It blew up in my face." Naraku says. Kagura laughs.

"Of course it did! All your plans do!" She says.

"Shut up!" Naraku says.

The end of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…

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