InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ I Didn't do It! ( Chapter 21 )

I got this stupid idea when I was thinking about something that happened in one Simpsons episode. I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.

I Didn't do It!

The gang was sitting around at their camp site. InuYasha was yelling at Myoga. "Why'd he go out to find Myoga last night anyways?" Kagome asks.

"I guess he needed to ask him a few questions." Miroku replies.

"Like what?" Shippo asks.

"Don't know." Miroku replies. Shippo sighs.

"Idiot." He mutters.

A few minutes pass when suddenly a mob of villagers with protest sighs appear. One girl jumps out of the crowd. "There's the man that grabbed my butt!" She yells and points towards the gang. The gang looks at Miroku.

"What did you do now?" Sango asks.

The woman looks annoyed. "Not him! That man with the long silver hair and dog ears!" She shouts. The whole gang looks surprised and stares at InuYasha.

"When did I do this?" InuYasha asks.

"What do you mean, when? You grabbed me last night!" The woman yells. The protesting villagers roar.

"Who are we?" One villager yells.

"Villagers against butt grabbing!" The rest yell.

InuYasha is shocked and remembers what happened the night before.

Flashback

InuYasha was walking through the forest. 'When I find the stupid flea and send him to the moon!' He thinks. He walks into a clearing and sees a woman.

"Hi there!" She says.

"Hi!" InuYasha replies.

"What are you doing?" The woman asks.

"I'm looking for my, er, friend." InuYasha says.

"Well I hope you find your friend!" The woman says and turns around. InuYasha then spots Myoga and her butt and slaps him. He smirks at the fact he squashed Myoga, again.

The woman gasps and turns around to find InuYasha with his hand on her butt and smirking. She slaps him and runs away.

End flashback

InuYasha gasps, realizing what she was talking about. "It's all a mistake!" He says, "I was just slapping Myoga, who was on your butt."

"And who's Myoga?" One of the villagers asks.

"Myoga is a flea demon." InuYasha replies.

"That's the oldest excuse in the book!" Another villager yells. All the villagers start yelling stuff like "Pervert!" and "Butt grabber!"

Kagome steps forwards. "Hey! InuYasha isn't a pervert like Miroku!"

"Then how do you explain this?" Yells some guy from the future with a video camera. He starts playing the times when InuYasha burst in on Kagome taking a bath. This making the protesters even more angry.

"Go to hell!" One yells.

"You stupid pervert!" Another yells.

"But I do believe your story about a flea being on her butt." The guy from the future says and plays a recording of what happened the previous night. This shuts the protesters up. They all then leave.

The end of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…

Now wasn't that funny? Please R+R!