InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Snowballs chance In Hell ❯ A snow balls chance in Hell ( Chapter 1 )
If the cast where here.....I'd be killed.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.29.2004 | Updated On: 10.29.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 600 | Visits: 210 | Status: Work In Progress
A snow balls chance in Hell
Vampi: Hello there anime fans! Welcome to the first, and hopefully not last, A snow balls chance in Hell installment. Just to make it clear, the following will be things that, some of my favorite characters from different animes, would never say or do. And to start it off will be……..(Dramatic pause)…………. Inuyasha!!!
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Inuyasha:
(grabs Sango's hand) " Will you bare my children?"
" Kagome! Please say sit! It's so fun to have dirt rammed up my nose."
" Sesshomuru, lets settle our differences, I just want to be a family again!" (cries)
" Naraku isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him."
" We don't need to look for the shards, lets have a tea party!" (puts on a pink hat) " Pink is my color!"
" Jaken isn't so ugly…"
(looking in a mirror) My ears are cute. (pets his ears)
" This sword sucks, want it Sesshomeru?"
" I would look cute in pigtails."
( Everyone but Inuyasha falls down laughing.)
Sesshomeru:
" Dammit! I'm out of blue eyeliner again!"
" I love my Tensiga!" (Hugs the sword)
(Running around franticly) Blankly where are you?! ( Ya know the fuzzy tail thing…)
" Damn, Kagome is hot." (Heard from back stage: " If you touch her I'll kill you!" Inuyasha doesn't get the meaning of this fanfic.)
" Rin you're annoying.)
" I would never harm my little brother." (Hugs Inuyasha. His eyes are like this OO;;)
" I let my little brother hang from a tree for 50 years…. I'm an asshole."
(Sees kilala) Kitty!! (Chases her up a tree, barking)
" Dogs suck."
(Dancing and singing) Do you really want to hurt me, ow____, do you really want to make me cry?
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Vampi: I'm just going to stop here. (Gets double glares from Inuyasha and Sesshomeru, that scream " Prepare your will.") I should start running, hua?
Inu/Sess: Yes!!
Voice Of Reason: Since our writer is currently running for her life, Please review. Thank you!