InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Tale about a Tail ❯ Shippo's bad habit ( Chapter 5 )

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Shippo's Bad Habit

As they arrived at Kaede's hut they heard a loud banging sound. Miroku was thinking his usual perverted thoughts. Inu-Yasha automatically rested his hand on the hilt of the Tetsusaiga. Kagome worried it was Shippo. Only Sango knew the real reason. Then they heard a shrill scream saying…

"RATS!"

Miroku smirk turned into one of puzzlement, Kagome still worried it was Shippo, and Inu-Yasha hoped that whatever was in there, that he wouldn't meet it. Sango just sighed. Just then Miroku smiled and Sango exasperated expression turned into one of horror.

"HENTAI"

*Slap*

The slap effectively knocked out Miroku again. Kagome justs sighed at his behavior and Inu-Yasha thought why couldn't keep his damn hand away from her damn ass. He did not mean it in a mean way. Only to Miroku. Sango had trouble of controlling the urge to kill him. He deserved the slap for thinking of such a thing when they could be facing something scary, like Kaede in a bad mood. Sango started to drag Miroku to the screaming hut.

"KAGOME!"

A black ball of fur jumped into Kagome's arms. It looked up with big watery eyes.

"Shippo" said Kagome with a note of surprise in her voice.

"The old hag is trying to hurt me" said Shippo between huge pretend sobs.

This turned out to be true because, in Shippo's words, an old hag burst out of the hut. She had wild dark gray hair and was wearing an oversized blue kimono.

"RAT!" she screamed and ran toward Kagome a broom held high over her head.

Inu-Yasha stepped in front of Kagome.

*Crack*

The broom broke in half upon meeting Inu-Yasha's head. The old waman was out of breath, huffing and puffing. The woman had relieved a little anger when she abused Inu-Yasha head and calmed a bit. She walked around Inu-Yasha to face Kagome.

"Thet rat," she said pointing to Shippo, "stole my husband dinner"

"I was hungry," he wined

"And I'm a kitsune old lady" he shot back

"Shippo, say sorry to her!" scolded Kagome.

"Sorry" mumbled Shippo, "that your alive" he said under his breath.

Inu-Yasha had trouble containing his smirk.

The lady just hmphed and walked away seemingly dissatisfied.

"Shippo," said Kagome, dusting him off, "never steal food again, okay?"

"Okay" he mumbled.

When they entered the hut, all they saw was a mess. Broken bowls and cups littered the ground. There were ashes everywhere from the dead fire. And was completed with the red, green, and blue colors from many powders. It was even messier than when Shippo did his experiment. Kagome and Sango sighed. They were the ones who were going to clean the mess, the only ones. All the boys had magically disappeared to unknown chores before they could ask for help. Except for Miroku, who was still unconscious.

So the twosome started to clean. Sango explained what happened to make that women chose Shippo. One day when Shippo was walking in the village that old lady had insulted Shippo heritage. So as revenge Shippo, covered in soot, would invade her house and steal her food when hungry. Soon enough she saw him in action and chased him out thinking him as a rat (I'm not really sure). Lately that has been going on and the lady always stomped off angry.

Once they were finished (and the perverted Miroku conscious) Shippo and Inu-Yasha returned. Inu-Yasha was disappointed to see that Kaede hadn't retuned yet. He wanted to tell her about Kagome's behavior. Sango and Kagome made some stew for the, extra spicy. After much complaining and many burned tongues they settled down for the night. Inu-Yashe last complaint was how they wasted a whole day before, he too, went to rest in the nearest tree to the hut.