InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Very Serious Wooer ❯ Viola! Ze Hot Springs. ( Chapter 6 )

I really do have to apologize about the long update wait. I had no Internet connection for three weeks. I was in the middle of the woods in Minnesota, where technology is having a new tractor. (Joking… of course… Minnesota was lovely and civilized, and I think well of it, even if the mosquitoes there were a little too energetic about welcoming me, the stupid things.)

 

STORY BEGINS NOW! Please enjoy.

 

A/N: Ok…. On another note, kikyou will not and I mean will not! Make an appearance in this story wanna know why? Cause she's a bitch and a whore and I hate her I hope she dies)

 

 

 

Sesshoumaru considered doing something useful—like governing his lands, for example—after he left Kagome's rooms, but realized in time that that was not an appropriate thing for him to be doing, plot-wise. He needed Kagome to fall in love with him, and while that could possibly be accomplished by having her secretly witness him doing something appropriately sweaty, manly and dangerous like practicing his swordsmanship, it was hardly likely to happen if she chanced upon him signing documents or even worse -the hideous thought sent shivers up his spine- delegating.

 

Somehow, the idea of Kagome witnessing him scribbling away on some paper or another, and whispering, “Oh god! The way his hand moves across that paper…. The graceful arch of his fingers… it's all making my insides twist and ache… what could this feeling be? What's happening to me? Oooh, and the way he holds that quill, not to mention those incredibly sexy noises it makes as it passes across the document… oh god, it's all making me want to bear this man's children! Aargh… unghgh… I can't take it anymore! COME TO ME, SESSHIE! TAKE ME NOW! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, ON TOP OF THESE SMEXIFUL DOCUMENTS!” didn't seem too plausible.

 

So instead, he headed over to the practice grounds, where he figured he could execute a bunch of complicated sword moves, or maybe just have his stunt double do them instead. This seemed, to him, to be an absolutely excellent plan. It could possibly yield the result of him being able to “accidentally on purpose” run into Kagome at the hot springs. After all, as his great father Inutissue had once decreed to him, “A noble demon shall not execute complicated sword moves without getting sweaty, and a noble demon shall not get sweaty without taking a bath afterwards, and a noble demon in need of a bath shall not bathe unless he doth bathes in the nearest hot springs, and a noble demon's hot springs shall always—ALWAYS—be co-ed.”

 

To which Sesshoumaru could now only say, “Amen, Inutissue. Amen.”

 

 

 

 

Kagome found herself wandering the halls of Sesshoumaru's castle, looking around rather desperately for the indoor hot springs. (A/N: its possible, I mean, if u can have indoor pools, than y not hot springs, come on) She had left her rooms not too long ago, soon after she had begun to feel some sort of strange and foreign urge to go to the nearest pool of hot water and get naked.

 

Her conscience was warning her that perhaps getting naked wasn't the smartest thing to do in a castle owned by a lusty dog demon that wanted to make her his mate, but she decided to ignore it. After all, something that happened in so many fan fictions, like this “Unexplainable Hot-Spring Urge”, or U.H.U., as it was commonly know in medical circles, couldn't possibly be wrong.

 

When Kagome wandered into the correct room, she sighed a breath of relief. Now she could finally—finally!—take her clothes off in peace. (A/N: this is gonna be ironical, you just watch) Slipping out of her torn school uniform as quickly as she cold, she couldn't help but utter a small moan as she entered the steaming waters of the hot spring.

 

When she heard a low growl in response, she merely shrugged her shoulders and continued submerging herself in the water, thinking that that was her stomach talking. After all, she hadn't eaten since before she had seen Inuyasha kissing Kikyou, (bitch!) so it made perfect sense that she would be hungry.

 

In fact, this was actually the growl of an aroused, naked, noble dog demon, which is a very, very bad combination. It's perfectly fine if you have a noble dog, or perhaps a naked demon. Even having an aroused, naked, noble dog is perfectly O.K, even if a bit strange. But an aroused and naked and noble dog demon…?

 

V. problematic.

 

So when a hand reached around her waist to tug her against a distinctly masculine chest, she couldn't have been more surprised. Letting out a small “Eeep,” a deep chuckle resounded from the mysterious demon behind her—(A/N: No, wait, I better clear that up. The “Eeep” came from Kagome. It's not like Sesshoumaru simultaneously “Eeeped” and let out a deep chuckle. I mean, he's a cool guy, but we all have our limitations.)

 

“Future mate of mine…”

 

All right, then. That made figuring out who the “mystery demon” was a whole lot easier. “Sesshoumaru,” Kagome began, trying to maneuver herself out of his hold, “please, cut the OOC.”

 

Noting her struggles, Sesshie's arms only tightened around her further. “No,” he whispered into her ear softly, making her shiver as his warm breath fanned against her face. “Kagome… this is real. I, Sesshoumaru, know what I want, and I want you. But before I go any further, this Sesshoumaru will apologize for one thing. I should not have merely grabbed you in the woods and said that you were mine. Such conduct is intolerable. You are a person, not a concubine, and should be treated as such.”

 

And with that final, completely illogical statement, he began to nibble away gently at her ear, which was when Kagome fully realized how much trouble she was in. Ear nibbling was one of the most effective methods of seduction known to mankind. Pretty soon her insides would be twisting, there would be a strange heat in her lower belly, and there would be fire emanating from every kiss he bestowed on her. All of which sounded pretty painful.

 

This day officially sucked.