InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Absolute Sesshomaru ❯ Absolute Sesshomaru ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Disclaimer : I don’t own Inu Yasha or anyone in it and I don’t own Absolute Boyfriend or anyone in it. I only use the ideas and people from them, but nothing more.



Kagome was ecstatic. Today she would ask the boy of her dreams out and he would say yes. As she quickly got into her green school uniform and ate some toast, she took off to catch Inu Yasha before school started. She ran to the bus stop and waited for Inu Yasha to get there. He was always one of the first to get there. Her breath caught as she saw his figure heading toward her.

“Come on girl don’t freeze up on me now,” she whispered to herself.

“Hey Kagome, what’s-” Inu Yasha started.

“I really like you will you go out with me?” Kagome blurted out.

Inu Yasha blinked then replied, “I’m sorry Kagome, but I like someone else.”

Kagome drooped and was about to set down on the bus waiting bench when the bus pulled up. Kagome quickly got on, glad that she didn’t have to risk more embarrassment by having to sit near him.

‘That jerk,’ Kagome fumed, ‘He didn’t even pretend to think about it. He could have at least made it look like he was considering it!’

The rest of the day, Kagome sulked over why she was good enough for anyone. Inu Yasha was the tenth boy to turn her down this year. What was wrong was she not pretty enough? Smart enough? Busty enough? She sighed as she walked home.

“Hey Kagome wait up!” a voice said.

Kagome stopped and turned around to see Kikyo her best friend.

“Hey Kikyo,” Kagome said.

“What’s wrong? You look down,” Kikyo said.

Kagome sighed again, “Inu Yasha turned me down,” she said sulkily.

“Awww well you know you’re better then him anyway,” Kikyo said.

Kagome smiled and waved at Kikyo as she climbed up the 500 steps to the shrine she lived at. Kagome quickly got on the computer once she got into the house. She checked her email, but of course no one emailed her, as always. She sighed and was about to get off, when she noticed a pop up.

*Pop Up*

“Can’t get a boyfriend? Can’t figure out what’s wrong with you? Well we’ve got the solution to your boyfriend problems. Get the perfect boyfriend the exact way you want him! 5-day free trial!”

*End*

Kagome rolled her eyes, knowing it was stupid, but yet she was intrigued. So, she clicked on the link in the pop up and was sent to a website where she picked whether he was straight or bisexual, what hair color, eye color, skin color, ethnicity, and tallness. She blushed as it asked for his penis size. Finally, it asked her all the personality traits she wanted him to have. At the end of the personality traits, she hit the submit button and entered her shipping address.

She then turned off her computer and went to take a bath.
‘Thank goodness today is Friday so I don’t have to go to school tomorrow. I don’t think I could handle it,’ she thought as she got her pj’s on and slipped into bed.

*The Next Morning Around 9*

Kagome woke groggily as the door bell woke her up.

‘Who could that be? My parents aren’t coming home for another two weeks.’ she thought as she got out of bed and went to the front door.

She looked through the door hole and saw two men with a huge box. She frowned and opened the door.

“May I help you?” she asked.

“Are you Kagome Higurashi?” one of the men asked.

“Yes I am, may I ask why?” she asked.

“This is for you, please sign here,” the man said, handing her a clip board with a paper on it and a pen.

She signed the paper and blinked as the men put the box into her living room.

‘Please tell me…that isn’t what I think it is…’ she groaned as she ripped the box apart.

She almost screamed as a man….a VERY naked man fell out of the box and he looked exactly as she wanted, like Inu Yasha. There were a few differences though. He had two magenta stripes on each cheek, each hand, and each hip. She grabbed his wrist, as he wasn’t moving or breathing, and didn’t feel a heart beat. She started to freak out when she noticed a thick book near his body. She picked it and read the front cover, ‘The Perfect Boyfriend Manual’.

“Hm,” she said as she opened and read what do to.

She blushed as she read how to get him to wake up.

*The Perfect Boyfriend Manual*

“Congratulations! You have received your perfect boyfriend! Now you may be wondering, how do I get him started? Is he dead? No my dear, he is not dead. Your boy friend has censors on his lips. You must kiss him to have these censors activated so he will become yours.”

*End*Kagome sighed and slowly leaned down, blushing the whole time, and pressed her lips softly into his. She moved back quickly and looks down at him to see him opening his gold eyes to stare at her. She blushed more as she stood up and took a few steps back. Her boyfriend blinked his eyes before standing up. She blushed and turned around.

“Cover yourself up!” She shrieked.

The boyfriend blinked and covered his eyes.

“NO!” she shrieked again and grabbed a blanket off the couch and throws it at him, “Wrap this around your waist!”

Her boyfriend caught the blanket with ease and wrapped around his waist. She sighed in relief and turned around.

“What is your name girlfriend?” he asked.

She blushed, hearing the word girlfriend, “Kagome, Kagome Higurashi.”

“You need to give me a name Kagome,” he said.

She twitched, he wasn’t named? What kind of guy was this?

“Um…..” she looks him over, trying to figure out a name when she notices his VERY sharp finger nails…no more like claws.

“How about Sesshomaru?” she asked him.

He cocked his head to the side, “I like it Kagome, how did you come up with that?”

“Well your cl-finger nails are very sharp so that made me think of killing and you’re…” she blushed, “Really handsome so Sesshomaru means killing perfection which I thought fit you.”

He looked at his claws with indifference and shrugs.

“Um, just sit down on the couch, I’ll be right back, maybe my dad has something you can wear,” she said as she rushed to her parent’s room.

She came back a few minutes later with some red boxers and blue pajamas.

“Here, go into the bathroom,” she pointed at the bathroom, “And put these all on ok?”

Sesshomaru nodded and grabbed the clothes, letting the blanket drop as he walked to the bathroom. Kagome blushed so much she thought her head would explode. Once he shut the door, Kagome began to hyperventilate. She didn’t think it was real! Now she had this man, very sexy man to add, but a man in her house without adult supervision none the less. What would she do when her parents got back?

That’s when she remembered, she only had a five days for free trial. So she could send him back after five days. Then she could pretend like none of this ever happened. She sighed in relief and sat down on the couch while waiting on him to finish. She heard the door open, so she turned around to see him coming out of the bathroom. Her mouth almost hit the floor as she stared at him. He smirked as he walked over to her and sat beside her, putting his hand on her thigh.

“Whoaho mister what do you think you’re doing?” she squeaked.

“Pleasuring you, that is what you bought me for isn’t it?” Sesshomaru asked.

Kagome’s eyes widened as she realized something. She had bought a sex toy! She smacked his hand away and fell off the couch.

“Whoah mister I like to fall in love before I just…well you know!” she said.

He cocked his head to the side again, “Love?” he asked.

“You don’t know what love is?” she asked.

“I am not programmed to know what love is, I am only programmed to do as you please,” he replied.

“Well love is…that funny feeling you get when you just think about a person or when you can’t stand to go without them even a few hours and you think about them constantly,” she said, blushing.

“Hm, have you been in love before?” he asked her.

“Well…I thought I was but he changed my mind about that,” she said, getting sad.

That’s when she noticed a ring on his left hand that flashed a dark blue.

“What is that?” she asked him.

He looked at it with a raised eyebrow.

“I don’t know Kagome, why don’t you look in the manual?”

Kagome glared at him, getting a little irritated with him and his horny self before picking up the manual and reading about the ring.

*The Perfect Boyfriend Manual*

“As you may have noticed by now there is a ring on your boyfriend’s hand. After you have kissed your boyfriend, this ring can pick up any of your feelings and saves it as data. So after awhile, your perfect boyfriend should be able to know everything that makes you happy, sad, angry, or purr in pleasure. (Kagome blushed at this.)

Red - Happy
Pink - Pleasure
Blue - Sadness
Black - Anger”

*End*

“So, that means you can feel my emotions basically right?” she asked him.

Sesshomaru nodded and she glared at him.

“Why can’t you just tell me this stuff without me having to look it up?” she asked angrily.

“Because you’re supposed to read the manual before you use your toy Kagome,”


AW555 : I hope you guys enjoyed it! Please tell me what you thought. I probably wont make this a long fan fic but it will be more then two or three chapters I’m sure. I know you may not want Kikyo to be the best friend but trust me it comes into the plot. So if you don’t like Kikyo don’t get upset you’ll find out later in the plot what happens.