InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ A Disturbing Truth Revealed ( Chapter 20 )

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A Disturbing Truth Revealed

Kagome giggled, finally unable to keep it in any longer as she watched Sango torment Miroku.  The poor monk didn't stand a chance; by the time Sango was done with him, any lecherous thoughts spinning through his mind would be too dizzy to make any difference, and the once hentai monk would be well on his way to sainthood.

She cast a quick glance over at the other two dumbells in the group – Inuyasha, and Koga.  Still cuffed together, they were busy flinging insults and punches with equal facility, and it was obvious that the group would have to stop soon, because one or the other was about to be knocked out, by whoever got in the lucky blow.

Ah... there we are, she thought, snickering to herself.  So Koga bites the dust this time.  Score – Koga=2, Inuyasha=5.  She shook her head as she waited for Sesshoumaru to call a halt.

Only, he didn't – he simply ordered Inuyasha to pick the wolf up and carry him.

And there goes Inuyasha, falling over the edge into apoplexy.  Sheesh... this group is something else... never, ever, a dull moment.

With a sigh, Kagome turned and headed to the side of the dusty road and found a nice boulder to perch on, sliding over to make a spot for Sango as she came over, the kids and Jaken trailing along behind.

“You know,”  Kagome mused in a bored tone,  “this would be so much better if we had some sodas and popcorn.”  She glanced over at Sango with an evil grin, then, and leaned over to nudge her friend with an elbow.  “And don't think I don't see what you're doing to Miroku,”  she whispered.  

“What?  Me?  I'm not doing anything, honest!”  she swore, an angelic look on her face that wouldn't fool an infant.  

“So you're not walking in front of the hentai swaying your hips as much as you can, knowing what that's gonna do to him?”  she asked, voice heavy with skepticism.

The taijiya waved her hands at her, flicking a glance over at the monk to make sure he hadn't heard.  “Shhh!  I don't want him to know!  I'm finally getting some revenge for all those months of gropes and pinches and perverted remarks, and I'm not ready to let up yet,”  she said in a low tone, so that the monk would have no chance of hearing.  

Fortunately, Miroku was too busy watching the contretemps with Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and now Koga, who'd finally woken back up, to listen to her.

Kagome eyed the lecher with a jaded air, noting his rather frizzy appearance, and had to laugh.  “Looks like he's had plenty of hentai thoughts today – I mean, it isn't even just his hair looking fried – even his robes look like he's been electrocuted, an-”  at this juncture, Kagome was cut off, as Miroku's handcuffs went off again, zapping the hell out of him, and aghast, Kagome and Sango stared at the lecher, eyes wide.

Because the notorious hentai wasn't looking at any women... he was staring at the rather... strange... position that Inuyasha and Koga had ended up in as they fought to get the cuffs off and get at Sesshoumaru.

They really looked like... No, bad Kagome!  Those thoughts are bad!  After a moment, though, she shrugged and looked over at a still wide-eyed Sango, and said, “Leave him alone on this one, my dear best friend... because they really do look like...”  she trailed off, and Sango blushed, finally looking away from the train wreck in front of them.

“Yeah... they do, don't they?”  she finally asked, her voice choked.

Miroku spun on his heel to stare at Sango, waiting for hiraikotsu to begin the pounding, and Kagome called out,  “This one's a freebie, Miroku – because we all see the same thing.”

At that moment, Sesshoumaru just had to put his two yen's worth in.

“I did not know that you... bent... that way, little brother – and you, Koga, as well.  Although,”  he eyed them slowly as their faces turned even redder as they caught his meaning and realized the position they'd gotten themselves into with their fight,  “at least Inuyasha is not the bitch in this relationship.  This one must take as much consolation as he can find in this embarrassment to our father's blood.”

Needless to say, they ended up camping there for the night, because as soon as the two heard that, the fighting renewed in earnest, until even Kagome felt some pity on them and let them out of the cuffs.  And as bad as it got, she also let Miroku have a temporary free day, as well, because with Koga and Inuyasha going the way they were, the poor monk would have ended up dead.

And it was hardly fair to punish just him, for echii thoughts they were all having.  

Just as they all bedded down for the night, Miroku couldn't hold out any longer and burst...

“I must say, Koga, Inuyasha... you both make a very fine couple!” he said, voice slick and insinuating.

As the camp broke out into laughter once more, the 'couple' in question jumped up and chased the monk out of the camp, fully intent on maiming him...

Kagome snickered as she watched the three disappear into the night.  “Heh... maybe we were wrong – maybe it's not a couple, but a threesome!”  After all, Koga's denials today did seem rather forced,  she thought idly.   Her eyes flicked over to the daiyoukai.  And then there's...

Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes at Kagome when he noted her gaze.  “Do not get any wild ideas, miko – this one cares only for females.... as I would be more than happy to show you,”  he purred suggestively.

With a chastened 'eep!', Kagome fell silent as Sango and Shippo laughed, and Rin just looked at them all with a bewildered air before finally shrugging tiny shoulders and curling up to Ah-Uhn to sleep.

But it was apparent that she hadn't forgotten her confusion the next morning when she asked,  “Miroku-sama, why did everyone think it so funny last night that you and Inuyasha-sama and Koga-sama are such good friends, and what is a 'threesome'?”

Her question evoked a stunned silence... and then...

“What”??!!  came the hysterical scream from a red-clad hanyou – and a black-clad monk, as well.

Kagome was interested to see, however, that no denial of any sort came from Koga... and that's when she - and everyone else, incidentally - began to really wonder.

Did Koga bend that way...?  Was it possible that his 'pursuit' of Kagome all this time was really hiding a pursuit of Inuyasha?  As they watched the two, it became apparent that the truth had finally been discovered...

No surprise that it had been Miroku that had finally booted the wolf out of the closet, and onto center stage  – nothing of a hentai nature ever made it past him for very long.

Of course, it went without saying that Inuyasha wanted to boot the wolf right back into his closet – and he was more than willing to toss Miroku in there with him.

Lecher or not, Miroku wasn't down with that idea at all... by the time that day was over, the monk was quite willing to admit that some things should be left alone...

And Koga was trussed up like the bitch he apparently was at heart, and left for his followers to find as the group went on its way, herded by a very grossed out Inuyasha who couldn't get away from the wolf fast enough.  

He did, however, wait long enough for the cuffs to be put back on the monk before making tracks out of there.

No one dared to mention Koga again from that day on – except, of course, Sesshoumaru, when he wanted to rile his brother up.

Miroku learned to dread those times, because anytime the wolf prince – or princess, as the case may be - was mentioned, he got pounded by the hanyou, as well as the taijiya.

It took quite a bit, but Miroku finally learned his first anti-hentai lesson...

Sometimes, it's just better – and less painful, incidentally - to keep what you see to yourself.

-oOo-

A/N:  Poor Miroku...

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