InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ Back to the Future ( Chapter 27 )
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By: kanna37 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 06.22.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 497 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 06.22.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 497 | Status: Work In Progress
Back to the Future
Sesshoumaru had been almost intolerable since buying out Dom's r' Us, and Kagome was at her wits end. He literally wouldn't leave her alone.
Frankly, it was beginning to aggravate the hell out of the pack, too – because he kept wanting to leave their youngest at his uncle and aunt's... or his other uncle and aunt's.
Explicitly speaking, that would be at Inuyasha and Sango's house, or at Miroku and Ayame's house. Or even at Shippo and Rin's.
Yes... the whole pack was sitting pretty in the future, thanks to everyone mating a hanyou or youkai. And there were some pretty funny stories behind those pairings, too.
Sango and Miroku just kinda drifted apart – especially when Ayame appeared one day, looking for some people to complain to. Seems the little wolf princess had finally figured out that Koga liked guys better than girls – and she was vengefully letting everyone she saw know that he made a better 'princess' than she did.
Now, Miroku just couldn't help but to offer to console the little wolf, with his usual grope and offer of bearing his children. Ayame's eyes had lit up, Miroku's mouth had dropped open – and the next morning, he'd stumbled out of the forest a mated male.
Sango did little more than yawn at the news, and Inuyasha was quite surprised – especially when she decided he would make a most excellent replacement for the lecherous monk. And with all the passion of her fiery youkai slayer blood, she hunted the hanyou until she caught him. (Not that he really resisted that hard – at least, not after she'd hit him over the head a few times with Hiraikotsu.) He figured out very quickly that Miroku was a masochist, since he'd been brained at least a million times by the weapon, and kept coming back for more.
He kindly passed that information on to Ayame, who was still newly mated and just figuring her pervert of a mate's kinks out. She was quite happy to accommodate his need for pain. In fact, it had recently come to Kagome's attention that Ayame was also a faithful costumer of Dom's r' Us.
Shippo, on the other hand, wasn't a masochist – and he fought his 'enslavement' – hard. But the one after him in the beginning wasn't taking no for an answer. Soutan was quite determined to have Shippo – and his crayons, too. But it didn't take long, and Rin decided out of the blue to take exception to Soutan's presence in their lives; to the shock of everyone in the pack, she kicked the head of the Thunder clan right out on her prickly ass... winning Shippo's eternal gratitude, his heart, his mark - and his crayons.
Poor Soutan. She eventually did manage to get her own crayons, and then she was happy, too.
At any rate, all that to say was that they had an entire pack to babysit for them, and Sesshoumaru, as alpha, was determined to take advantage of that.
Constantly. As in pretty much every day.
Kagome finally asked him point blank why he didn't just adopt their youngest son out to someone else, so they didn't have to pretend to raise him anymore.
It was at that point that Sesshoumaru decided he didn't want any more pups – they interfered with his fun too much. Kagome, on the other hand, was beginning to wish that they had twenty still at home, just so she could have some breathing room - and relaxation.
She felt like a bitch in heat – no pun intended – and had taken to hiding, skulking around their home, and using barriers to keep her mate at bay whilst trying to make it to her getaway car. If she didn't make it in time, she would inevitably find herself wearing shredded black leather and being pounced – in whatever locale they happened to be.
She wished she'd never heard of Dom's r' Us.
So had the rest of the pack.
For five hundred years, they had all managed to not catch the two in any questionable activities – and yet in the last couple of weeks, they'd been caught out by just about everyone... but Rin.
To Sesshoumaru's eternal gratitude, it turned out, when that little tidbit was brought up.
That got Kagome to thinking... maybe, if Rin did catch them out, Sesshoumaru would be so shocked and embarrassed, he'd calm down again?
At this point, as much as she wasn't an exhibitionist, she was willing to try just about anything... but more sex.
Sneaky woman that she was, Kagome innocently invited Rin over for dinner one day... and then proceeded to demonstrate why she was the most clever person in the pack, Sesshoumaru himself notwithstanding. She allowed him to catch her getting out of the shower, in the downstairs bathroom. And when Rin showed up, walking in breezily without knocking, Sesshoumaru actually freaked out, disappearing in a blinding blur right up the stairs and into their rooms... while Rin just stared after him, blinking in shock.
It took a month before he was able to face Rin again – and he had calmed down - sort of - just like Kagome had hoped.
Their son was definitely grateful that whatever had been keeping his father busy so much was over, because now he had time to spend with him again – as well as his siblings, when they bothered to come around from their own busy lives, of course.
“See? You were neglecting our son, Sesshoumaru! What was all that craziness about, anyway? I've never seen you so relentless... did you by any chance get into some demon viagra, or something?” she whispered, exasperated with him.
He shot her a lofty look. “No, I just want to get into you. Is that a problem, miko?”
She threw her hands up in the air, glaring at him pointedly as she indicated that their son was standing right there. He growled just a little at that. “This is not over, Kagome,” he warned, before taking charge of their son and leading him off to go do some father-son things – like hunting and/or maiming wild animals in their several thousand acre backyard.
Despite the fact that Rin catching him out had embarrassed him into slowing down, his libido hadn't actually cooled, and so he was still just as horny as ever – all the damn time. It was getting to the point that Kagome was getting ready to take him to a youkai doctor...
And then, the truth came out, and the guilty party 'fessed up.
But only because Ayame made him.
Turns out that this was Miroku's idea of a prank... he'd 'borrowed' a few things with Kagome's scent on them, and then had gotten an old witch to create a pheromone potion from them – which he had taken to spraying on Kagome every chance he got.
Needless to say, Kagome was pissed – while Sesshoumaru simply wondered why he hadn't thought of that before. It certainly sent his already outrageously high sex-drive into orbit, and that didn't upset him one damn bit.
With Miroku's influence corrupting her mate, she finally broke down, and left with no choice, got her hands on the witch with the potion and threatened to kill her most painfully if she didn't promptly forget how to make said potion.
No one was particularly surprised when the witch disappeared between one day and the next, a large chunk of change from Kagome's bank account nestled safely in the woman's own bank, courtesy of electronic funds transfer.
Sesshoumaru protested most vociferously, of course, but Kagome wasn't swayed, and the pack finally got a bit of peace as things calmed down with their alpha – a little. After all, he'd always been a horny dog, though none but Kagome had realized just how bad it really was.
“I am still most displeased with you, miko, for getting that old witch away from me before I had the chance to divest her of her recipe,” he growled one night, after they'd finished for the third time.
“For kami's sake, Sesshoumaru, why the hell are you so worried about it? Don't we have sex enough? Once or twice a day is just fine, and you want it even more than that! We have sex three times a day, or more, every day of the damn week! Why are you complaining?!” she retorted, still awed after all those years at his insatiable sex drive, determined to get out of the bed and away from him before he started in on her again.
He shot her a look. “Woman, I am inu. Have you ever seen a male inu that isn't ready, willing, and able twenty-four seven?” He leered at her as he prowled up off the bed, heading in her direction again.
With a screech, Kagome grabbed a pair of shears, and waving them in front of herself protectively, yelped, “Only ones that have been fixed! Your mother should have listened to that American, Bob Barker – help control the animal population, have your pet spayed or neutered!”
Sesshoumaru thoroughly enjoyed divesting her of her shears for that crack – which, since to an inuyoukai, threats of violence are a turn on, led to more of him pouncing on her.
By the time he was done with her, she couldn't even move, and he was perfectly content with that.
It just meant that she couldn't get away.
And they all lived – mostly – happily ever after.
The End – well, almost....
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Sesshoumaru had been almost intolerable since buying out Dom's r' Us, and Kagome was at her wits end. He literally wouldn't leave her alone.
Frankly, it was beginning to aggravate the hell out of the pack, too – because he kept wanting to leave their youngest at his uncle and aunt's... or his other uncle and aunt's.
Explicitly speaking, that would be at Inuyasha and Sango's house, or at Miroku and Ayame's house. Or even at Shippo and Rin's.
Yes... the whole pack was sitting pretty in the future, thanks to everyone mating a hanyou or youkai. And there were some pretty funny stories behind those pairings, too.
Sango and Miroku just kinda drifted apart – especially when Ayame appeared one day, looking for some people to complain to. Seems the little wolf princess had finally figured out that Koga liked guys better than girls – and she was vengefully letting everyone she saw know that he made a better 'princess' than she did.
Now, Miroku just couldn't help but to offer to console the little wolf, with his usual grope and offer of bearing his children. Ayame's eyes had lit up, Miroku's mouth had dropped open – and the next morning, he'd stumbled out of the forest a mated male.
Sango did little more than yawn at the news, and Inuyasha was quite surprised – especially when she decided he would make a most excellent replacement for the lecherous monk. And with all the passion of her fiery youkai slayer blood, she hunted the hanyou until she caught him. (Not that he really resisted that hard – at least, not after she'd hit him over the head a few times with Hiraikotsu.) He figured out very quickly that Miroku was a masochist, since he'd been brained at least a million times by the weapon, and kept coming back for more.
He kindly passed that information on to Ayame, who was still newly mated and just figuring her pervert of a mate's kinks out. She was quite happy to accommodate his need for pain. In fact, it had recently come to Kagome's attention that Ayame was also a faithful costumer of Dom's r' Us.
Shippo, on the other hand, wasn't a masochist – and he fought his 'enslavement' – hard. But the one after him in the beginning wasn't taking no for an answer. Soutan was quite determined to have Shippo – and his crayons, too. But it didn't take long, and Rin decided out of the blue to take exception to Soutan's presence in their lives; to the shock of everyone in the pack, she kicked the head of the Thunder clan right out on her prickly ass... winning Shippo's eternal gratitude, his heart, his mark - and his crayons.
Poor Soutan. She eventually did manage to get her own crayons, and then she was happy, too.
At any rate, all that to say was that they had an entire pack to babysit for them, and Sesshoumaru, as alpha, was determined to take advantage of that.
Constantly. As in pretty much every day.
Kagome finally asked him point blank why he didn't just adopt their youngest son out to someone else, so they didn't have to pretend to raise him anymore.
It was at that point that Sesshoumaru decided he didn't want any more pups – they interfered with his fun too much. Kagome, on the other hand, was beginning to wish that they had twenty still at home, just so she could have some breathing room - and relaxation.
She felt like a bitch in heat – no pun intended – and had taken to hiding, skulking around their home, and using barriers to keep her mate at bay whilst trying to make it to her getaway car. If she didn't make it in time, she would inevitably find herself wearing shredded black leather and being pounced – in whatever locale they happened to be.
She wished she'd never heard of Dom's r' Us.
So had the rest of the pack.
For five hundred years, they had all managed to not catch the two in any questionable activities – and yet in the last couple of weeks, they'd been caught out by just about everyone... but Rin.
To Sesshoumaru's eternal gratitude, it turned out, when that little tidbit was brought up.
That got Kagome to thinking... maybe, if Rin did catch them out, Sesshoumaru would be so shocked and embarrassed, he'd calm down again?
At this point, as much as she wasn't an exhibitionist, she was willing to try just about anything... but more sex.
Sneaky woman that she was, Kagome innocently invited Rin over for dinner one day... and then proceeded to demonstrate why she was the most clever person in the pack, Sesshoumaru himself notwithstanding. She allowed him to catch her getting out of the shower, in the downstairs bathroom. And when Rin showed up, walking in breezily without knocking, Sesshoumaru actually freaked out, disappearing in a blinding blur right up the stairs and into their rooms... while Rin just stared after him, blinking in shock.
It took a month before he was able to face Rin again – and he had calmed down - sort of - just like Kagome had hoped.
Their son was definitely grateful that whatever had been keeping his father busy so much was over, because now he had time to spend with him again – as well as his siblings, when they bothered to come around from their own busy lives, of course.
“See? You were neglecting our son, Sesshoumaru! What was all that craziness about, anyway? I've never seen you so relentless... did you by any chance get into some demon viagra, or something?” she whispered, exasperated with him.
He shot her a lofty look. “No, I just want to get into you. Is that a problem, miko?”
She threw her hands up in the air, glaring at him pointedly as she indicated that their son was standing right there. He growled just a little at that. “This is not over, Kagome,” he warned, before taking charge of their son and leading him off to go do some father-son things – like hunting and/or maiming wild animals in their several thousand acre backyard.
Despite the fact that Rin catching him out had embarrassed him into slowing down, his libido hadn't actually cooled, and so he was still just as horny as ever – all the damn time. It was getting to the point that Kagome was getting ready to take him to a youkai doctor...
And then, the truth came out, and the guilty party 'fessed up.
But only because Ayame made him.
Turns out that this was Miroku's idea of a prank... he'd 'borrowed' a few things with Kagome's scent on them, and then had gotten an old witch to create a pheromone potion from them – which he had taken to spraying on Kagome every chance he got.
Needless to say, Kagome was pissed – while Sesshoumaru simply wondered why he hadn't thought of that before. It certainly sent his already outrageously high sex-drive into orbit, and that didn't upset him one damn bit.
With Miroku's influence corrupting her mate, she finally broke down, and left with no choice, got her hands on the witch with the potion and threatened to kill her most painfully if she didn't promptly forget how to make said potion.
No one was particularly surprised when the witch disappeared between one day and the next, a large chunk of change from Kagome's bank account nestled safely in the woman's own bank, courtesy of electronic funds transfer.
Sesshoumaru protested most vociferously, of course, but Kagome wasn't swayed, and the pack finally got a bit of peace as things calmed down with their alpha – a little. After all, he'd always been a horny dog, though none but Kagome had realized just how bad it really was.
“I am still most displeased with you, miko, for getting that old witch away from me before I had the chance to divest her of her recipe,” he growled one night, after they'd finished for the third time.
“For kami's sake, Sesshoumaru, why the hell are you so worried about it? Don't we have sex enough? Once or twice a day is just fine, and you want it even more than that! We have sex three times a day, or more, every day of the damn week! Why are you complaining?!” she retorted, still awed after all those years at his insatiable sex drive, determined to get out of the bed and away from him before he started in on her again.
He shot her a look. “Woman, I am inu. Have you ever seen a male inu that isn't ready, willing, and able twenty-four seven?” He leered at her as he prowled up off the bed, heading in her direction again.
With a screech, Kagome grabbed a pair of shears, and waving them in front of herself protectively, yelped, “Only ones that have been fixed! Your mother should have listened to that American, Bob Barker – help control the animal population, have your pet spayed or neutered!”
Sesshoumaru thoroughly enjoyed divesting her of her shears for that crack – which, since to an inuyoukai, threats of violence are a turn on, led to more of him pouncing on her.
By the time he was done with her, she couldn't even move, and he was perfectly content with that.
It just meant that she couldn't get away.
And they all lived – mostly – happily ever after.
The End – well, almost....
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