InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice Column- Sesshoumaru Style ❯ On all fours, chased, and ravaged! ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Dear Sesshoumaru,

But I'm NOT a human, I'm a demon!!!!!!! Come back to me I need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sincerely,
Sesshomaru's True Love


PS I'm a dog demon come back *sob* come back!

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Dear… Human,

How dare you show such disrespect for my intelligence, human? Do you not realize that I can smell the wretched stench of your human blood? The audacity that you would claim to be a dog demon, is sordid, and an insult to my clan and my blood. It is a claim that warrants death.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear My Dearest Love,

I received your picture, my sweet, and after seeing it I must admit that I don't care what species you are. On the subject of pictures, do you think that you could send me another one? My dear friend Miroku found the last one you sent me and he too found you to be quite enchanting. Long story short I am no longer in possession of the rather, shall we say, alluring photograph. He tells me that he uses it for his exercises in resisting temptation; however, I'm not sure that I believe him.

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Dear Sesshomaru,

I know you despise the idea of mating with humans, that's why I'm trying to get a little(lot) of demon in me! Do you think either you or your brother could help?

Sincerely

On all fours ^_-

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Dear On All Fours,

Human, remove yourself from that compromising position. It is disgusting and distasteful. As for my pathetic half-breed brother, I care not what he does with you.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear ::pants:: On all fours,

I have no problems mating with a human! I can't help you turn into a demon, but I could help you get A LOT of demon in you. ::Smiles Wickedly::

Drooling,

Sesshou

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Dear Sesshy-sama,

Darling, does Jaken have ANY power? At all?

Shaid

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Dear Shaid

Human, if you dare address me as "Sesshy-sama" again, I will take great pleasure in your slow, painful demise. I will then use the Tenseiga so that I can enjoy it a second time. As for Jaken, he only holds power in staff of heads. Even so, he is but a low level demon and that is why he is my servant.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Shaid

I don't like ugly things… or smelly things. Jaken is both and I try to ignore him. I don't know if he has any powers. ::Thoughtful Look:: After writing this letter, I hope not.

Slightly Worried

Sesshou

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Second Question from Shaid:

Are you going to wait for Rin to turn 18 before ravishing her? Or will you succumb to your dark passions for her when she's about 16?

Shaid

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::Lord Sesshoumaru's eyes bleed red::

Moving on…

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Dear Shaid,

As of now, Rin is but a child. However, when she is 16 she will have the body of a woman. In the words of a great monk "If reason were to give way to passion…" ::Lord Sesshoumaru appears behind Sesshou his eyes glowing red:: "It is important to your survival that you answer this question correctly."

::sputtering:: N-never. I will never touch Rin…ever. ::smiles nervously::

Abstinent

Sesshou

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Dear Kagome,


Why the hell do you chase after InuYasha?? Personnally, I think it's pointless, but hey, ur choice.

Why chase??

P.S: Either sesshoumaru or Sesshou, would either of u like a chaser?? *hint,hint,wink,wink,nod,nod*

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Dear Why chase??,

Kikyo has decided to join me on answering this question.

Kagome: InuYasha is very protective of me.

Kikyo: Yes, InuYasha always said he that he would spend his life protecting me.

Kagome: Though he does have a little anger problem.

Kikyo: Yes, he does need to work on that.

Kagome: And no matter how close he and I get, he runs off with you first chance he gets.

Kikyo: He promised himself to me, and yet he spends most of his time with you.

Kagome: And he can be so rude. Grr…sometimes he just makes me so mad!

Kikyo: InuYasha is quite boorish. I could never spend my life with him, unless he were to work on that.

::The two women look at each other for a moment::

Kagome: You know what Kikyo, you can have the two-timing loser!

Kikyo: No, by all means you keep him. It has been 50 years since he and I were together.

::InuYasha stands there stunned:: "What just happened here?!?"

Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT!

::Inu plummets to the ground::

Kagome: You are nothing but a two-timing loser! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!

::Sesshou and Miroku saunter into the room::

"Sup ladies? How you doin?"

There are other fish in the sea…

Kikyo and Kagome

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Dear Why chase??,

Human, I guarantee any chasing you do will end quick and painfully.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Why chase??,

Oh yes, I like to be chased, among other things. I guess you'll just have to catch me to find out what THOSE are… It's a damn shame that I just sprained my ankle… now I'm all defensless and alone in my bed…

Easy prey

Sesshou